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Title: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 15, 2010, 09:59:00 AM
Helen Thomas will die and when she does we will see something akin to:

They killed her!

Even if they never put a gun to her head or poisoned her tea they still killed her!

She was hounded from her job. She lost her publishing agent. She lost her book deal. They stole her WH press corps chair away from her and gave it to FAUX Snooze.

They dogged her and made her a pariah until her aged, frail body could no longer endure.

This was murder! This was deliberate! They killed her and they should be made to pay!!!


And, no, it will not be my mole saying it (and nobody else's please).

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Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 15, 2010, 10:33:03 AM
Helen Thomas will die and when she does we will see something akin to:

They killed her!

Even if they never put a gun to her head or poisoned her tea they still killed her!

She was hounded from her job. She lost her publishing agent. She lost her book deal. They stole her WH press corps chair away from her and gave it to FAUX Snooze.

They dogged her and made her a pariah until her aged, frail body could no longer endure.

This was murder! This was deliberate! They killed her and they should be made to pay!!!


And, no, it will not be my mole saying it (and nobody else's please).

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WHAT? ....no mention of "Bush's fault".
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 15, 2010, 10:47:37 AM
Helen Thomas will die and when she does we will see something akin to:

They killed her!

Even if they never put a gun to her head or poisoned her tea they still killed her!

She was hounded from her job. She lost her publishing agent. She lost her book deal. They stole her WH press corps chair away from her and gave it to FAUX Snooze.

They dogged her and made her a pariah until her aged, frail body could no longer endure.

This was murder! This was deliberate! They killed her and they should be made to pay!!!


And, no, it will not be my mole saying it (and nobody else's please).

The thread will stretch past 200 posts and have +50 or better recommendations.

Bookmark this thread.

Not going to wager a cent on this.
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: dandi on June 15, 2010, 10:51:18 AM
Investigations into and charges against Hate Radioâ„¢ will be called for.
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: Chris_ on June 15, 2010, 07:32:27 PM
Not going to wager a cent on this.

Nope.  You'd lose that bet. :-)
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: soleil on June 15, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
Pretty sure she will die of old age. She is how old again?
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: Chris_ on June 15, 2010, 09:08:03 PM
I've been told it's impolite to mention a woman's age, but she was born when Woodrow Wilson was in office.  She's far exceeded the life expectancy of anyone from her generation and I'm sure Hearst has provided her with a generous pension.

Enjoy your retirement, Broom Hilda.
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: Randy on June 16, 2010, 02:37:12 AM
No bet Snugs. I had the same idea last weekend after her firetirement but didn't type it out.
It's going to happen and sooner rather than later, unless she's one of these rare birds that last to 100+. I figure every day she lasts is one less days worth of the bullsh*t you mentioned being piled up.
With luck, longevity and a change of guard she may actually go out with a whimper in 20 years.
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 16, 2010, 10:00:56 AM
Pretty sure she will die of old age. She is how old again?
That will be irrelevant to the screeching horde from which you have separated yourself.

Her death will be a tool to demonize conservatives and an attempt to cow us from ever criticizing another of Thomas' kind lest the screeching horde unleash its cacophonous condemnations again.

What they underestimate is just how gravely I don't give a ****.
Title: Re: PREDICTION: Eulogizing Aging Anti-Semites
Post by: kenth on June 16, 2010, 11:43:04 AM
That will be irrelevant to the screeching horde from which you have separated yourself.


Yep. When did the truth ever get in the way of DU.