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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on June 11, 2010, 10:51:35 AM
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An 18-year-old man on Indonesia's resort island of Bali claimed he was seduced by a cow after being caught having sex with the animal.
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"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.
On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.....
Read more http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article500183.ece/Cow-seduces-Indonesian-man
That excuse is a load of bull.
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How much beer does that take?
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How much beer does that take?
not beer.....but some reallllly good smokin' shit...... :uhsure:
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Last call.
Some guys will f**k anything.
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So, you are saying you don't believe a cow could seduce a person? Really?
lol :rotf: Moooo! Come on over here baby!
How gross, really. Ick.
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So, you are saying you don't believe a cow could seduce a person? Really?
lol :rotf: Moooo! Come on over here baby!
How gross, really. Ick.
It was probably some sort of bovine succubus, he was helpless to resist. :lmao:
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Guy humps cow, blames cow, and the cow is killed. Morons.
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Guy humps cow, blames cow, and the cow is killed. Morons.
No, probably Muslim.....It's the muslim way........Well, yeah, morons.