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Title: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Alpha Mare on June 11, 2010, 05:48:49 AM
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My political poem: Nightly Newsworthy 
 they talk to us every
night
calm, glib, glossy
smiles and
hair

neatly prepackaged
speech
all tidy
for our consumption
no indigestion
no anger

no
thinking


underneath
the oil roars out
fouling our lives
drones bomb the kids bloody
girls stoned in the
sand
for lost virtue and honor
young men waterboarded
for lies

while the nightly
newsworthy puts us
to sleep

(http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/fart2.gif)

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UndertheOcean  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-11-10 07:03 AM
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11. Sorry CP , I don't like this one :(
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Robn on June 11, 2010, 06:12:37 AM
Note to self (Never read another one of these poems). That was bad.
Is there such a thing as a coyote ugly poem???
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Alpha Mare on June 11, 2010, 06:42:08 AM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2010, 06:49:16 AM
There was an old gal from California
Who's poems were so bad you could.......

I give up......how does one dig her poems outta your head without going through your eye sockets?
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Karin on June 11, 2010, 07:49:15 AM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:

It is required and compulsory. 

Ya know, this was so bad, it didn't even inspire a parody.  I wonder if Miskie will come through for us. 
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: IassaFTots on June 11, 2010, 08:01:23 AM
Uh. Oh.  Criticism of CP will not be condoned....

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UndertheOcean  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-11-10 03:15 AM
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So , am I toast ?
 did I cross a boundary , are the pitchforks coming ?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9394823


Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Tucker on June 11, 2010, 08:58:15 AM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:

My dear AM.

No you shouldn't. Too much will make you go blind.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Ballygrl on June 11, 2010, 09:24:03 AM
Here's the original link to Peggy's Poem:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9394733

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NanceGreggs  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jun-11-10 01:22 AM
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2. Peggy!
   This is REALLY GOOD - and should, IMHO, be posted in GD!!!

It's topical and insightful - political poetry.

Are you serious?

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jun-11-10 01:23 AM
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3. I thought about doing that...   
   But I was afraid!

Silly me...

Thanks, sweetie!

Afraid of what? constructive criticism?

Oh and here's the link to it in General Discussion:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8534675

And seriously, what a horrible poem.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: crockspot on June 11, 2010, 09:39:24 AM
It really enhances the experience if you imagine CalPig reading the poem out loud, and hear her voice raise at the end of each line, in that hippy-poetry-reading way.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 09:47:24 AM
Uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp, breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

I'm still tryin' to figure out how this classifies as "poetry"????? More like potty, as turds make more sense and smell better!

How deluded they must be in order to actually commend her for this trash! ( shakes head, wipes puke from lips )
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Ballygrl on June 11, 2010, 11:56:52 AM
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Prisoner_Number_Six  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jun-11-10 01:29 AM
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5. Never be afraid to show passion like that to the world.
   It's how we all feel- you just put it into words.

What passion is this person talking about? it's a silly poem that makes absolutely no sense at all.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2010, 12:02:07 PM
What passion is this person talking about? it's a silly poem that makes absolutely no sense at all.

One DUmmy's "Passion" is a thinking person's ADD . . .
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: lars1701c on June 11, 2010, 12:48:12 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2010, 01:30:55 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?

A good point, as I'd never want to be associated with that shit . . .
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Tucker on June 11, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?

That whole copyright thing swept thru the DUmp several years back when we were mocking Fat Che's Little Brother and his syndicated Queen Victoria comic strip. He threatened us(posters) with lawyers and a cease and desist order for CU.

I guess CPeg never changed her/its ways.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: miskie on June 11, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
It is required and compulsory. 

Ya know, this was so bad, it didn't even inspire a parody.  I wonder if Miskie will come through for us. 

Done  :-)
Quote from: Nightly Nooseworthy

 they talk to us every
night
excited, snarky, greasy
smiles and
hair

false rage
Blame Bush
even though he is
Nowhere to be seen

no
thinking


underneath
Olbermann's clothes
lies a tiny
treasure in waiting

almost as big as mine
I am pressed against the
TV screen

naked, hot and moist.

until a jolt of electrical
current puts me
to sleep

(C) 2010 - M.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: diesel driver on June 11, 2010, 03:38:02 PM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:

AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: bijou on June 11, 2010, 03:57:33 PM
Note to self (Never read another one of these poems). That was bad.
Is there such a thing as a coyote ugly poem???
Oh Robn,  just watch this ....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo       :muahaha:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2010, 04:29:25 PM
AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states  and 14 countries....

And the 19 others are..............?
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Alpha Mare on June 11, 2010, 04:33:58 PM
AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....

Yeah but look what bijou did!  That's torture!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 04:53:05 PM
I've been here for a few years, and I wouldn't wish that crap on a DUmmie!

There's such a thing as humane treatment, even on DUmb animals!
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: soleil on June 11, 2010, 05:02:11 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?

the copywright is what makes it even funnier! What an idiot. She should have NO worries of anyone wanting that hot mess. Plus she has been known to steal phrases from other REAL poets. (one that I know of for sure, but I am sure there must be others) So she is a fake at that.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Robn on June 11, 2010, 06:07:51 PM
Oh Robn,  just watch this ....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo       :muahaha:
Laughing, no offense but I think I'll pass.

Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2010, 06:45:11 PM
That whole copyright thing swept thru the DUmp several years back when we were mocking Fat Che's Little Brother and his syndicated Queen Victoria comic strip. He threatened us(posters) with lawyers and a cease and desist order for CU.

I guess CPeg never changed her/its ways.

Peggy obviously can't afford a shyster lawyer... Fat Che's Little Brothery must have big bucks. 

I wonder if you can order cease-and-desist letters from LegalZoom.com.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: PatriotGame on June 11, 2010, 07:49:47 PM
Note to self (Never read another one of these poems). That was bad.
Is there such a thing as a coyote ugly poem???
Chew your hands off so you cannot drive your mouse back to the DUmp?
Plausible...very Plausible...     
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 08:43:10 PM
Chew your hands off so you cannot drive your mouse back to the DUmp?
Plausible...very Plausible...     

heh!
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2010, 08:52:27 PM
I only read the first three lines.  I stopped after that.  It was horrible.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2010, 09:00:39 PM
the copywright is what makes it even funnier! What an idiot. She should have NO worries of anyone wanting that hot mess. Plus she has been known to steal phrases from other REAL poets. (one that I know of for sure, but I am sure there must be others) So she is a fake at that.

That little C means nothing unless they paid for the copywrite.  I thought it cost money to copywrite things.  Otherwise I can copy that poem all day long.

I should read it on video in a high pitched liberal voice.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 09:02:02 PM
I only read the first three lines.  I stopped after that.  It was horrible.

Ah, now, according to the DUmp, it's Pulitzer material! How could they be so far off the mark?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111elevenone
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: soleil on June 11, 2010, 09:06:13 PM
That little C means nothing unless they paid for the copywrite.  I thought it cost money to copywrite things.  Otherwise I can copy that poem all day long.

I should read it on video in a high pitched liberal voice.
I can NEVER hear her read her poetry again. I got brave once and clicked on a link she provided with her reading it. Ok, ME reading to myself is bad enough. Hearing her read it? OH MY! Vomit inducing. Rip your eyeballs right out of their socket inducing. Ripping your ears off of your head inducing. :cry: Nightmarish.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Randy on June 12, 2010, 05:31:59 AM
Peggy obviously can't afford a shyster lawyer... Fat Che's Little Brothery must have big bucks. 

I wonder if you can order cease-and-desist letters from LegalZoom.com.

I dunno, do you think one could make her stop?  :uhsure:


 :rotf: :-)
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: miskie on June 12, 2010, 05:55:08 AM
I dunno, do you think one could make her stop?  :uhsure:


 :rotf: :-)

One could try to get her to stop via a citation for illegal dumping. Or better yet, we could put her talent to use...

We could send her to the gulf with a bullhorn and let her read her poetry to the oil. Perhaps it would decide to crawl back into the pipe...That may be optimistic though. However, I am positive that her poetry will keep the fish and the aquatic birds and mammals away from the kill zone, so at least some good will come out of it.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2010, 09:29:53 AM
One could try to get her to stop via a citation for illegal dumping. Or better yet, we could put her talent to use...

We could send her to the gulf with a bullhorn and let her read her poetry to the oil. Perhaps it would decide to crawl back into the pipe...That may be optimistic though. However, I am positive that her poetry will keep the fish and the aquatic birds and mammals away from the kill zone, so at least some good will come out of it.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Thing is, it could work.
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 12, 2010, 09:37:31 AM
 :lmao: :lmao:Had my 15 year old son read the poem....asked him what he thought of it...He said, "You'll slap me if I say what I think."..... :lmao:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 12, 2010, 12:55:02 PM
I can NEVER hear her read her poetry again. I got brave once and clicked on a link she provided with her reading it. Ok, ME reading to myself is bad enough. Hearing her read it? OH MY! Vomit inducing. Rip your eyeballs right out of their socket inducing. Ripping your ears off of your head inducing. :cry: Nightmarish.

There's hope for you yet Sol!

We may have to send you to camp first, but I do see light at the end of the tunnel!
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
There's hope for you yet Sol!

We may have to send you to camp first, but I do see light at the end of the tunnel!

She may be able to move up to "camp 'counselor'" before long! :tongue:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Randy on June 12, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
She may be able to move up to "camp 'counselor'" before long! :tongue:

Or, depending on the camp.
 
Trustee.

 :innocent:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Boudicca on June 12, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....

Would this be in 38 of the 57 states Lord Zer0 referenced during the campaign? :-)
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: Boudicca on June 12, 2010, 06:09:16 PM
:lmao: :lmao:Had my 15 year old son read the poem....asked him what he thought of it...He said, "You'll slap me if I say what I think."..... :lmao:

Your son is a wise young man. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: diesel driver on June 12, 2010, 08:58:38 PM
And the 19 others are..............?

The remaining 12, and the other 7 Obama "mystery states"....   ::)

(I believe one of those states is the state of confusion....)
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 13, 2010, 11:25:11 AM
The remaining 12, and the other 7 Obama "mystery states"....   ::)

(I believe one of those states is the state of confusion....)

Without a doubt!
Title: Re: Political Piggy Poem
Post by: kenth on June 13, 2010, 06:53:21 PM
It is required and compulsory. 

Ya know, this was so bad, it didn't even inspire a parody.  I wonder if Miskie will come through for us. 

Yep. It just kind of leaves one dead inside.

That's better than the virtual ebola she's given us before though.