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Title: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: bijou on June 04, 2010, 04:11:28 PM: Quote

A central Wisconsin man who tried to steal dirty diapers from a home will spend 30 months on probation.

Twenty-year-old Dillon Makuski of Amherst was sentenced this week in Portage County Circuit Court for possession of burglary tools. A judge also told him to perform 200 hours of community service, and undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation.

Makuski entered a house in Amherst last September, and was detained by a resident until officers arrived. A sheriffâ€™s deputy found a half-dozen dirty diapers in Makuskiâ€™s pockets â€“ and he later admitted he likes to wear them, and he entered the house because he thought there might be diapers there.
link (http://www.piercecountyherald.com/event/article/id/26786/)
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: Thor on June 04, 2010, 04:14:53 PM: Things like this happens when one eats too much cheese. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: longview on June 04, 2010, 05:44:25 PM: Where do you find these things?!? lol

Oh. And... ewwwwwww!
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2010, 06:34:50 PM: What's his DU name? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: thundley4 on June 04, 2010, 06:41:10 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2010, 06:34:50 PM
What's his DU name? :fuelfire:

Stinkytheclown?
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: debk on June 04, 2010, 06:43:51 PM: :hi5: Thundley....

why would anyone ...... oh never mind.... :thatsright:
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: littlelamb on June 05, 2010, 12:02:50 AM: How nasty YUCK
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: vesta111 on June 07, 2010, 06:51:53 AM: Quote from: littlelamb on June 05, 2010, 12:02:50 AM
How nasty YUCK

I think I am beginning to understand why some woman become lesbians.
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: debk on June 07, 2010, 09:43:49 AM: Quote from: vesta111 on June 07, 2010, 06:51:53 AM
I think I am beginning to understand why some woman become lesbians.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: JustMe on June 07, 2010, 04:29:42 PM: that's just a shitty thing to do
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: soleil on June 07, 2010, 05:54:56 PM: That is freakin nasty. He doesn't have to break into my house for them, I would gladly GIVE them to him. But why on God's green earth would anyone want dirty diapers? ICK! EWWW! GROSS. He isn't right in the head.
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: Lord Undies on June 07, 2010, 05:59:11 PM: He puts them in the microwave for 30 seconds before he puts them on.
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: JustMe on June 07, 2010, 06:03:54 PM: :rotf: Y'all are sooooo twisted
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 08, 2010, 12:33:13 PM: Quote from: JustMe on June 07, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
:rotf: Y'all are sooooo twisted

Yep, we resemble that remark!

Maybe he just wants to relive his shitty childhood!
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: bijou on June 08, 2010, 01:45:52 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 08, 2010, 12:33:13 PM
Yep, we resemble that remark!

Maybe he just wants to relive his shitty childhood!
Yeah, he got a bum wrap.
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: asdf2231 on June 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM: Quote from: bijou on June 08, 2010, 01:45:52 PM
Yeah, he got a bum wrap.

Oh my God.

Seriously, marry me.

I'll take you home to my people who will build you a small shrine and worship you as a punning goddess.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 08, 2010, 03:54:31 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on June 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM
Oh my God.

Seriously, marry me.

I'll take you home to my people who will build you a small shrine and worship you as a punning goddess.

:rofl:

Hey, hey, hey! She quoted me first! All I have to do is talk "Toots" into bigamy!

Maybe he's into recycling those baby food peas!
Title: Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
Post by: bijou on June 09, 2010, 04:39:06 AM: Quote from: asdf2231 on June 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM
Oh my God.

Seriously, marry me.

I'll take you home to my people who will build you a small shrine and worship you as a punning goddess.

:rofl:
LOL. Thx.