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Title: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
Post by: Golem on June 04, 2010, 10:54:42 AM

David Burge
Iowahawk
June 4, 2010

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In the dark, storm-tossed Sea of Japan, workers in helmets and jumpsuits wrestle a drilling rig on a lonely oil platform.

NARRATOR
This is the sea. Beneath its depths lies a fantastic secret world hidden to mankind for millions of centuries. And now, armed with the latest technology and rush drilling permits, mankind is about to awaken that world from its long slumber -- and unleash its oily fury.

More (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/06/crudezilla.html)

Title: Re: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
Post by: NHSparky on June 04, 2010, 11:07:17 AM

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This is the teaching laboratory of Baraku Obamasawa, Japan's greatest living scientist. A world renowned expert with an advanced degree from Hokkaido Law School, by the age of 23 he had already 2 textbooks on the world's strangest phenomenon -- himself. His is a science so advanced that he has already earned a Nobel Price for work he has yet to begin.

Awesome.

Title: Re: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
Post by: IassaFTots on June 04, 2010, 11:23:31 AM

That Rocks.

Title: Re: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 04, 2010, 11:40:37 AM

Iowahawk is really good