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Title: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: Alpha Mare on June 02, 2010, 12:40:06 AM
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Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-01-10 06:38 PM
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A 2yr old, a 4yr old, a 6yr old, and an 8yr old were having a lunch conversation
 with their mother. It went as follows.

"The kids were just having a lunch time discussion about whom they would marry. The 4yr old asked if it was illegal to marry her brother. I told her that she should marry someone she's not related to. Then somehow the discussion turned to whether same gender marriages were allowed. To which the 4yr old's response was, "If you love eachother, you can get married.

The 2yr old turned to me as the tie breaker and I responded with: "Sometimes boys marry boys and girls marry girls. You can marry anyone you want to."

These little people are my grandchildren. I'm so proud that their mother is raising them well. And hopefully, by the time they are old enough to marry, legally this will be so.
:bs:

A 2 year old doesn't have a clue what the hell Granny Moonbat is blathering about. 
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 02, 2010, 12:48:24 AM
*shakes head slowly*
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: kenth on June 02, 2010, 12:56:48 AM
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The 4yr old asked if it was illegal to marry her brother. I told her that she should marry someone she's not related to.

Why is that Granny Moonbat? I thought you said we could marry anyone we want to?
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: crockspot on June 02, 2010, 08:18:59 AM
What bullshit. A two year old might know what a "boy" is, and what a "girl" is, but does not know what "marry" is. If this isn't a fairy tail, it is indoctrination.
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: Karin on June 02, 2010, 08:34:40 AM
Well I'm pretty much speechless with disgust. 
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: lastparker on June 02, 2010, 10:51:47 AM
A 2, 4, 6 and 8 year old child from the SAME MOTHER????  Freepers!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 02, 2010, 01:23:28 PM
A 2, 4, 6 and 8 year old child from the SAME MOTHER????  Freepers!!!!!!!

Ahm pretty sure FReepers don't teach their kids this crap! Different daddies?
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 02, 2010, 01:27:57 PM
Ahm pretty sure FReepers don't teach their kids this crap! Different daddies?

The kids want to know what a daddy is.
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: delilahmused on June 02, 2010, 02:14:47 PM
Yeah and when my sons were 4 they wanted to marry me. They're pool of potential mates was quite limited at that age however.

Cindie
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 02, 2010, 03:47:55 PM
What bullshit. A two year old might know what a "boy" is, and what a "girl" is, but does not know what "marry" is. If this isn't a fairy tail, it is indoctrination.
Nonsense.

If you had asked the bunlets what marriage is they would have replied, "Soul-sapping numbness that robs a man of his dignity and wallet."
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on June 02, 2010, 04:37:24 PM
Fail. Zero, zero, zeros everywhere. Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: jinxmchue on June 03, 2010, 12:28:34 PM
"You can marry anyone you want to."

Ironically, this fake 2-year-old has hit the nail on the head when it comes to legalizing gay marriage.  If you legalize it, then you have to legalize every other marital arrangement.

"You can marry anyone you want to."

Yep.  Men will be marrying underaged boys and girls.  Bigamy and polygamy will become commonplace.  People will marry animals.

"You can marry anyone you want to."

From the mouths of fake babes.
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 03, 2010, 08:53:17 PM
"You can marry anyone you want to."

Ironically, this fake 2-year-old has hit the nail on the head when it comes to legalizing gay marriage.  If you legalize it, then you have to legalize every other marital arrangement.

"You can marry anyone you want to."

And not just 1 person either!!
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: Ballygrl on June 03, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
And not just 1 person either!!

That's the problem when you start changing the definition of marriage, why can't 3, 4 or 5 people get married? who are we to tell them that 3 people or more can't possibly love 1 another? it's a slippery slope.
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: USA4ME on June 03, 2010, 09:01:20 PM
Quote from:
These little people are my grandchildren.

And with trash like you and their mother in their lives, they don't stand a chance of growing up to be normal human beings.

.
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: IassaFTots on June 04, 2010, 08:24:48 AM
Nonsense.

If you had asked the bunlets what marriage is they would have replied, "Soul-sapping numbness that robs a man of his dignity and wallet."


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Skidmark Fails Bouncy 101...Again
Post by: VivisMom on June 05, 2010, 09:09:08 PM
What a bunch of bullshit. My three year old doesn't know what marriage is yet, so I find it hard to believe a two year old would. Not only that, but no preschooler gives a shit about who they are going to marry or when, all they care about is if they can have ice cream after dinner and whether or not they can stay up late to finish watching Spongebob.

Epic. FAIL.