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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Alpha Mare on June 01, 2010, 11:54:02 PM
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-02-10 01:13 AM
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So ..... now that Al's single .... check in here if you'd like to have your way with him.
xchrom (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-02-10 01:16 AM
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3. me.
but i probably lack in the Breast department -- and have plusses in others that would create obstacles -- so to speak.
but other than that -- he is a Hottie.
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-02-10 01:16 AM
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4. Nothing sexier than brains...and Al's got his share...
Edited on Wed Jun-02-10 01:17 AM by hlthe2b
I'll share a "lock-box" with him....! LOL
monmouth (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-02-10 01:20 AM
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6. Older cougar here, I'm game...LOL...n/t
Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-02-10 01:28 AM
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10. I'm straight/single but I'll volunteer for wingman when he's ready to re-enter the market.
I think I'd like a shot at the kind of women he likely attracts but can't accommodate.
Can't accomodate? (http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/magnify.gif)
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Excuse me while I go vomit.
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OMG he is so repulsive. I don't care which way you swing politically.
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OMG he is so repulsive. I don't care which way you swing politically.
I so agree. I will refrain from adjectives.
It is too bad their 40-year marriage broke up. I don't care who you are - that's gotta hurt.
Divorce REALLY sucks.
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xchrom is probably a dude.
heh
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Excuse me while I go vomit.
Yeah. I knew better than to read this thread. The dummies always fantasize about their politicians. They're all Monicas-in-waiting.
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xchrom is probably a dude.
heh
A dude who thinks Al is HAWT!
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A dude who thinks Al is HAWT!
lol... blech
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lol... blech
Well, it has "plusses" that get in the way of a normal, spectacular love-making session with Al. But its name only lists one chromosome. Man? Woman? Insect?
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At least that creature didn't really have a say in its' looks.
Algore did, by all the shit he eats.
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So whatcha think - Al coming out of the closet, or what ? Or is he banging some envirowacko intern ?
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So whatcha think - Al coming out of the closet, or what ? Or is he banging some envirowacko intern ?
My guess is Tippsy called it in when she found out about Al having Johnny Edwards on his Palm Pilot to get decoratig advice on the new diggs they were throwing up on the left coast :fuelfire:
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So whatcha think - Al coming out of the closet, or what ? Or is he banging some envirowacko intern ?
Jolly Green Giant? :p
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Jolly Green Giant? :p
You think he is a fan of Jolly Green's asparagus? Or do you think he would just be using the relationship to get close to the little green sprout? :thatsright:
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Can't accomodate? What the hell are they talking about up there?
Al is revolting, and even his eyelids are fat.
Now I've been reminded of the time they had a thread about Gitmo. The DUmmies thought the terrorists were hawt. It was one of the first DUmmie threads I'd ever read, and I was astounded.
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I so agree. I will refrain from adjectives.
It is too bad their 40-year marriage broke up. I don't care who you are - that's gotta hurt.
Divorce REALLY sucks.
Divorce really sucks for normal humans. The Gores are opportunists/politicians. Everything opportunists/politicians do is a calculated move.
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4. Nothing sexier than brains...and Al's got his share...
:rotf:
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just a thought, maybe Tipper got tired of Al being all about Al. I know that all families have problems, and politicians have theirs all over the news. With the problem with their son, I believe Tipper wanted to retreat from the lime light and focus on her adult kids and spend whatever time left on this earth enjoying her kids. Al is and always been about AL.....and you can say that about pols in both parties.
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-02-10 01:16 AM
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4. Nothing sexier than brains...and Al's got his share...
Edited on Wed Jun-02-10 01:17 AM by hlthe2b
I'll share a "lock-box" with him....! LOL
Uh......anyone here think Algore has any frikkin' brains? If it weren't for enviro whackos, he'd be eating out of a DUmpster! The guy's nothing more than a lyin' thief!
That's the most reeeeediculous post to come outa the DUmpster today! Now I have to go upchuck!
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Uh......anyone here think Algore has any frikkin' brains?
Sure he does. He's scammed the hippies & leftists out of millions of dollars with his cult/scam of global warming/climate change.
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4. Nothing sexier than brains...and Al's got his share...
:rotf:
I find intelligent men quite sexy. :naughty:
Al Gore sexy? Uh...no.
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Uh......anyone here think Algore has any frikkin' brains? If it weren't for enviro whackos, he'd be eating out of a DUmpster! The guy's nothing more than a lyin' thief!
That's the most reeeeediculous post to come outa the DUmpster today! Now I have to go upchuck!
Al Gore is a liar, scammer, talks like a robot, has no sense of humor and he shows nothing but contempt for those he pretends to care about, just the fact that he ran with this scheme known as globull warming should be enough for those DU fools to make him persona non grata! oh, and he's homely too and way too feminine.
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4. Nothing sexier than brains...and Al's got his share...
:rotf:
Yes, really! :lmao:
That means the Little Goons have to think President Bush is Dash Riprock.
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ellie (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-01-10 11:05 PM
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29. I could listen to him
talk policy all day.
:lmao: snoooore zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
xchrom flies a rainbow flag. There's a big dose of gheyness in the thread.
deminks (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-01-10 09:39 PM
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18. After he serves his first term as president, then if he's still available
you betcha
He was elected, he has yet to serve.
Oh, brother. ::)
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ellie (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-01-10 11:05 PM
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29. I could listen to him
talk policy all day.
I'd rather scrape my ears off with an exacto knife.
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Any guy who has to pad the family jewels to make them match his shoe size has too much egotistical baggage. Ever since he lost the election he's been in this absurd campaign to be elected Captain Planet's rambling sidekick. At least he found Manbearpig before he could unleash untold horrors on the human race. One does wonder, however, why Stinky is the one who started the thread. Perhaps Mrs. Stinky has refused to wear the strap on until he does a better job of cleaning the litter box.
Cindie
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Any guy who has to pad the family jewels to make them match his shoe size has too much egotistical baggage. Ever since he lost the election he's been in this absurd campaign to be elected Captain Planet's rambling sidekick. At least he found Manbearpig before he could unleash untold horrors on the human race. One does wonder, however, why Stinky is the one who started the thread. Perhaps Mrs. Stinky has refused to wear the strap on until he does a better job of cleaning the litter box.
Cindie
Not very lady-like Cin! I luv it! hahahahahahaha!
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Any guy who has to pad the family jewels to make them match his shoe size has too much egotistical baggage. Ever since he lost the election he's been in this absurd campaign to be elected Captain Planet's rambling sidekick. At least he found Manbearpig before he could unleash untold horrors on the human race. One does wonder, however, why Stinky is the one who started the thread. Perhaps Mrs. Stinky has refused to wear the strap on until he does a better job of cleaning the litter box.
Cindie
He must like that "full" feeling . . . :o
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He must like that "full" feeling . . . :o
Oh, that's SO bad! :cheersmate:
Cindie
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Oh, that's SO bad! :cheersmate:
Cindie
....and disgusting! heh!
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I just caught a little bit of Rush today, but he said that CBS is blaming the divorce on Bush. :lmao:
Then he said he had a drive-by caller who was blaming him (Rush) for the split. :lmao: This is because Rush exposed the globull warming hoax, and Al will be broke in a few years. Tipper wanted her half now.
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Oh, that's SO bad! :cheersmate:
Cindie
I can do worse . . . :-) :fuelfire:
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I can do worse . . . :-) :fuelfire:
Yeah, but it wouldn't be the same place without Delilah!