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Title: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: bijou on March 20, 2008, 06:19:04 AM
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...The homeowner, Ryan Walker, said his band members painted a large male sex organ on his roof during his bachelor party. He said he just found out about it now, six months later. "I think it's hilarious," said Walker. "If you woke up and the news is at your house, and you had a giant penis on your roof what would you think?"

Neighbors on his street in north Phoenix also said they had no idea it was there, and were shocked to hear about it. "That was a little eye opener," said Darnell Whitfield. "It was like a hit of coffee or something in the face. A penis on the roof. I was like huh? Are you serious?"

Some neighbors were offended, saying it was derogatory and they couldn't believe anybody would do that. Walker's next door neighbor said she doesn't mind as long as it's on the roof. Walker said America needs a story like this right now. "With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?" said Walker.
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http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/12n-0317drawing-CR.html

Looks like someone was dicking around at that party.
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: Lord Undies on March 20, 2008, 06:25:43 AM
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Some neighbors were offended, saying it was derogatory

It is clearly inappropriate for it to be painted on the roof, but I don't see how it is derogatory.

The penis may not be the prettiest thing God created, but derogatory?  Hardly. 
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: Chris_ on March 20, 2008, 06:26:36 AM
He just needs to erect a screen around it.
 :-)
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 09:55:27 AM
Now if they could convince the owners of the next house down to paint a giant vagina this story might have legs.
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 20, 2008, 11:02:16 AM
Now if they could convince the owners of the next house down to paint a giant vagina this story might have legs.

Don't be silly, nobody wants a crack in their roof!
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: Uhhuh35 on March 20, 2008, 05:26:55 PM
36th Street and Shea blvd. I wonder if it would "come" up on Google Earth?
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 20, 2008, 06:26:50 PM
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...The homeowner, Ryan Walker, said his band members painted a large male sex organ on his roof during his bachelor party. He said he just found out about it now, six months later. "I think it's hilarious," said Walker. "If you woke up and the news is at your house, and you had a giant penis on your roof what would you think?"

Neighbors on his street in north Phoenix also said they had no idea it was there, and were shocked to hear about it. "That was a little eye opener," said Darnell Whitfield. "It was like a hit of coffee or something in the face. A penis on the roof. I was like huh? Are you serious?"

Some neighbors were offended, saying it was derogatory and they couldn't believe anybody would do that. Walker's next door neighbor said she doesn't mind as long as it's on the roof. Walker said America needs a story like this right now. "With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?" said Walker.
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http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/12n-0317drawing-CR.html

Looks like someone was dicking around at that party.
Well...at least its not on his forehead in sharpie :-) Never pass out at a bachelor party with me around :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: Chris_ on March 21, 2008, 12:13:15 PM
I suspect some of the neighbors are just mad because they never saw it coming.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: asdf2231 on March 21, 2008, 12:23:26 PM
I suspect some of the neighbors are just mad because they never saw it coming.   :uhsure:



ROFLMAO!!!!!
Title: Re: Obscene drawing on roof of house causing a stir (Arizona)
Post by: Lord Undies on March 21, 2008, 12:30:01 PM
I suspect some of the neighbors are just mad because they never saw it coming.   :uhsure:

OK.  You win today's prize!  :bow: