The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on May 30, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
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I couldn't think of a better place to put this.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbmOdDOpJP0[/youtube]...
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I couldn't think of a better place to put this.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbmOdDOpJP0[/youtube]...
Thank you Mr. Mannn, I do so enjoy dark humor.
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and just when it starts getting good...
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(http://nomad-jedi.co.uk/ws/news/images/franklin.jpg)
Good to see Richard Biggs having fun since Babylon 5.
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(http://nomad-jedi.co.uk/ws/news/images/franklin.jpg)
Good to see Richard Biggs having fun since Babylon 5.
Really? Was he a zombie that I didn't see?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0081863/
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Really? Was he a zombie that I didn't see?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0081863/
Yeah, he was the obviously infected, monotoned newscaster at the anchor desk.
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INFECTED CO-WORKER DISPATCH FORM
Personal Information
Name: ___________________________________________________________ UFID: ___________
Work Phone: _________________ Work Address: _________________________________________
Work Department/Unit: _________________________________________________________________
Incident Information
Date of Incident: ___________________ Location: _________________________________________
This is to verify that at the time and place indicated above I was required to kill _____________________
(last name)
_____________________, UFID # _______________ because he / she was displaying the following
(last name) (if known)
symptoms of ZBSD, or Zombie Behavior Spectrum Disorder (check all that apply):
_____ headache _____ fever
_____ chills _____ other flu-like symptoms
_____ unresponsive to most stimuli _____ moaning
_____ references to wanting to eat brains _____ recently dead but moving again
_____ large areas of decaying flesh or open wounds
_____ lack of rational thought (this can cause problems confusing zombies with managers)
_____ killed and ate another employee: _____________________________________________
(name and unit of other employee)
Based on these symptoms I killed ____________________________________________ using a:
(name of dispatched zombie)
_____ handgun _____ rifle
_____ shotgun _____ baseball bat
_____ chainsaw _____ piece of furniture
_____ explosive device - _________________________________________________________
(describe device)
_____ other - _________________________________________________________________
(describe)
Dispatching Employee Signature: _________________________________________________________
P a g e | 6
Witnessses:
_____________________ _____________________ ______________ ________________________
(last name) (first name) (UFID #) (unit)
______________________________________________________________
(witness signature)
_____________________ _____________________ ______________ ________________________
(last name) (first name) (UFID #) (unit)
______________________________________________________________
(witness signature)
_____________________ _____________________ ______________ ________________________
(last name) (first name) (UFID #) (unit)
______________________________________________________________
(witness signature)
DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE - TO BE COMPLETED BY UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATION
Reviewed by: ________________________________________ _____________________________
(name) (title)
Dispatch is: _____ Approved
_____ Physical plant has been notified to send housekeeping for cleanup
_____ Employee has been sent additional ammunition (as appropriate)
_____ HR has been notified to stop salary payments to dispatched employee and victims (if any)
Dispatch is: _____ Not Approved
_____ Physical plant has been notified to send housekeeping for cleanup
_____ Employee supervisor has been notified to write letter of reprimand for employee file
_____ HR has been notified to stop salary payments to dispatched employee and victims (if any)
_____ This is a first offence [If this is a repeat offence, employee supervisor should be notified to initiate
http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf
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Damn. More paperwork.
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Damn. More paperwork.
This is a actual pdf from the University of Florida I came across last year!
http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf
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that's why UFID rung a bell...