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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 27, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
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CalPiggy's tits are OK.
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Thu May-27-10 08:29 PM
Original message
I am OK!
Oh what a relief!
The radiologist said that sometimes the little squiggles and dots in a mammogram get superimposed on top of one another, making it look as though there's something happening, when they're really not in proximity to one another...
And that was what happened with my original scan, a week ago...
They took two more views this morning, and then the images were blown up, twisted around and flattened, and they showed that I'm really fine, without any breast cancer at all!
Celebrate with me!
And oh my God.....Lounge vibes work!
Thank you so much, everyone, for standing by my side, for holding my hand, for all the hugs, and good thoughts, and prayers...
I cannot tell you how much your support meant to me over these last few days...
I expect to
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9379110&mesg_id=9379110
DU's poet laureate idiot shall carry forth.
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Darn, no chemo war stories to share with Pam.
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OK, I'll be nice and say I'm glad she's fine.
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OK, I'll be nice and say I'm glad she's fine.
I am too, however, if people wanna talk attention whore, well here you go. It always seems that when someone else has some bad drama going on in their life and they post it on DU, CP has some huge medical issue come up. bridgit's husband was having some major surgery, and of course, CP couldn't let it be about anyone but CP. She is a me me me me me me me me kinda gal. So, I can get behind the attention whore for CP because she really is just that.
I am glad she is ok, but she tends to make things seem like they are end of the world. I remember she posted a "vibe" thread because she had heartburn or something and was waiting on a nurse to call her back. CP used to be a nurse, so she should have a clue. But if this really was a serious situation, I wish her well.
Now she can go write a horrific poem about her saggy boobs.
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I am too, however, if people wanna talk attention whore, well here you go. It always seems that when someone else has some bad drama going on in their life and they post it on DU, CP has some huge medical issue come up. bridgit's husband was having some major surgery, and of course, CP couldn't let it be about anyone but CP. She is a me me me me me me me me kinda gal. So, I can get behind the attention whore for CP because she really is just that.
I am glad she is ok, but she tends to make things seem like they are end of the world. I remember she posted a "vibe" thread because she had heartburn or something and was waiting on a nurse to call her back. CP used to be a nurse, so she should have a clue. But if this really was a serious situation, I wish her well.
Now she can go write a horrific poem about her saggy boobs.
I was thinking old square shaped boobs. Excuse me, I must go wash my mind out with bleach now, :puke:
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I was thinking old square shaped boobs. Excuse me, I must go wash my mind out with bleach now, :puke:
Definitely vomit inducing. Just wait though. The poem will be worse.
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I was thinking old square shaped boobs.
You're supposed to take the tissues out of the box before you stuff your bra :p
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I am too, however, if people wanna talk attention whore, well here you go. It always seems that when someone else has some bad drama going on in their life and they post it on DU, CP has some huge medical issue come up. bridgit's husband was having some major surgery, and of course, CP couldn't let it be about anyone but CP. She is a me me me me me me me me kinda gal. So, I can get behind the attention whore for CP because she really is just that.
I am glad she is ok, but she tends to make things seem like they are end of the world. I remember she posted a "vibe" thread because she had heartburn or something and was waiting on a nurse to call her back. CP used to be a nurse, so she should have a clue. But if this really was a serious situation, I wish her well.
Now she can go write a horrific poem about her saggy boobs.
That's not nice if she's doing that.
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That's not nice if she's doing that.
I could totally be wrong, but that is my take. It seems to happen often. I just know a little bit about how she is (from others, so again, I could be wrong), and she is the most selfish person I've "known".
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Now she can go write a horrific poem about her saggy boobs.
Jams spork into mind's eye.
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Jams spork into mind's eye.
Yeah, I should've posted a warning. :o
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And I had such a wonderful time at Taco Mac. I really didn't need to read about this. Its like a bad train wreck, you don't want to look, but you just gotta!
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CalPig's bewbs? Picture 2 men's athletic tube socks w/ a pool ball dropped allll the way to the bottom of each.
You're welcome. :-)
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CalPig's bewbs? Picture 2 men's athletic tube socks w/ a pool ball dropped allll the way to the bottom of each.
You're welcome. :-)
You could at least supply some mind bleach . . . :banghead:
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CalPig's bewbs? Picture 2 men's athletic tube socks w/ a pool ball dropped allll the way to the bottom of each.
You're welcome. :-)
Don't forget them sagging so nicely in the blue mock turtleneck and most likely tucked in her elastic LandsEnd pants along with said blue turtleneck.
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Why oh why did I click on this thread right after the poem thread? Am I insane? :rofl:
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Oh no, does she wear Birkenstock's?
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I am too, however, if people wanna talk attention whore, well here you go. It always seems that when someone else has some bad drama going on in their life and they post it on DU, CP has some huge medical issue come up. bridgit's husband was having some major surgery, and of course, CP couldn't let it be about anyone but CP. She is a me me me me me me me me kinda gal. So, I can get behind the attention whore for CP because she really is just that.
I am glad she is ok, but she tends to make things seem like they are end of the world. I remember she posted a "vibe" thread because she had heartburn or something and was waiting on a nurse to call her back. CP used to be a nurse, so she should have a clue. But if this really was a serious situation, I wish her well.
Now she can go write a horrific poem about her saggy boobs.
I'm not real sure shes a she.
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Wellll.....it's good that she doesn't have cancer.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone......or almost anyone. :evillaugh:
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My breast
squeezed between
the two plates
of the mammogram machine
Looking for all the world
like a
blue-veined pancake
with a
single burnt raisin
stuck to it
I heave a sigh
and
my back
arches
as I notice
the x-ray guy
looking
at me
He wants me
I know
Now the
other breast
clamped
Special because
its raisin
has these two
coarse hairs
protruding
I am irradiated
with lust
I wink now
at the x-ray guy
who has
gone pale
beneath the flourescent
lights
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:rotf:
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CalPig's bewbs? Picture 2 men's athletic tube socks w/ a pool ball dropped allll the way to the bottom of each.
You're welcome. :-)
You should be SHOT!!!!!!!!!!
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Breasts hanging
long
like knee-highs with
oranges
stuffed inside the toes.
as I jog, they
bounce off my
knees like
soccer balls
deflected by an
adept player.
I tie them
around my lovers waist.
keeping him
inside me
until i explode in
ecstasy.
(c) 2010 -M.
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OMG, you guys..... :lmao: :rotf:
Soleil said:
remember she posted a "vibe" thread because she had heartburn or something and was waiting on a nurse to call her back.
There they go again, scared to take a crap without consulting the DUmp. Cpeg, it's called Pepcid AC, it's right at the drugstore. Well, I'm glad too that the xray came back negative.
Lounge vibes work!
:mental:
BTW, that little smiley there is indispensible for our purposes here, isn't it? That and :loser:
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Breasts hanging
long
like knee-highs with
oranges
stuffed inside the toes.
as I jog, they
bounce off my
knees like
soccer balls
deflected by an
adept player.
I tie them
around my lovers waist.
keeping him
inside me
until i explode in
ecstasy.
(c) 2010 -M.
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
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Geez, you guys . . . I'm gagging and laughing at the same time!! :rotf: :puke:
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Genius, pure genius!
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Geez, you guys . . . I'm gagging and laughing at the same time!! :rotf: :puke:
I just know that I don't ever want boobiez like those described....by our very own poet laureats. :o :o :o
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CalPig's bewbs? Picture 2 men's athletic tube socks w/ a pool ball dropped allll the way to the bottom of each.
You're welcome. :-)
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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My breast
squeezed between
the two plates
of the mammogram machine
Looking for all the world
like a
blue-veined pancake
with a
single burnt raisin
stuck to it
I heave a sigh
and
my back
arches
as I notice
the x-ray guy
looking
at me
He wants me
I know
Now the
other breast
clamped
Special because
its raisin
has these two
coarse hairs
protruding
I am irradiated
with lust
I wink now
at the x-ray guy
who has
gone pale
beneath the flourescent
lights
OMG - you're going to you-know-where for that! But is was funny as hell - good job. :lmao: :hyper: :-) :rotf:
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breasts
they sit
nay, lay, they stay
like water balloons
unspent in mock battle
soft and flaccid
upon a summer sidewalk
yet aloft they are held
on dunes of undulating bloat
the rolls
they bid you welcome
knowingly they wink
hither
come hither
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dandi
miskie
I only have 2 words to say to both of you....
"Just, DAMN!"
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Now, I have to take a shower, not because I'm "excited", but because I've soiled myself from laughing so hard at those poems!
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I haven't cried, and laughed at the same time for a while, but their tears of disgust, and mirth rolled into one. Haha.
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oh my.
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Wow. I thought I was the one grossing everyone out, but the poets here kick ass. :cheersmate:
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CalPiggy's tits are OK.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9379110&mesg_id=9379110
DU's poet laureate idiot shall carry forth.
When you say "tits" Do you mean testicles? :-)
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When you say "tits" Do you mean testicles? :-)
That has yet to be determined - for now, lets refer to them as 'titsticles' until we have confirmation.
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'titsticles'
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
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Must be kept in the freezer
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No disrespect intended, but...
Thank God that CalPeggy is all right. Nobody should go through the HELL of cancer of any type.
I realize there is humor in stupidity, but I never find it in misfortune. I would hope to think that many of us are better than that.
Just my 2 cents. WB to the land of the healthy, Peggy.