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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on May 26, 2010, 12:44:50 PM
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-26-10 12:42 PM
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The Black Teabagger -- he EXISTS!
We have our doubts about Sasquatch. We have our doubts about the Yeti. We have our doubts about Little Green Men from Mars. And we have our doubts about The Black Teabagger.
But no more.
The Black Teabagger has been located.
And -- here's the freaky part -- he lives in SAN FRANCISCO!
The sighting happened this morning on the 280 Caeser Chavez off ramp. As I pulled up to the stoplight I saw a silver Acura ahead of me in the left lane. It's bumper was an ablaze with Patriotic bumper stickers: the American flag, Proud Father of an Army member, an anti-Socialism message.
And then I saw it.
T.E.A.
Taxed enough already!
O.M.G. I was about to drive up alongside a TEABAGGER! Here in San Francisco!
Unable to resist the lure of The Crazy, I slowed as I approached the vehicle, craning my neck to see just who was driving the TEAmobile.
And there he was.
My jaw dropped as I realized I was witness to the elusive, often talked about but never widely seen Black Teabagger!
He was middle-aged, balding, greying, had a closely clipped mustache, a soft round belly, and wore a white corporate shirt that appeared to be starched to within an inch of its life and tie.
The encounter was all too bried brief -- not enough time to pull out my camera and take a snap - damn! I could have made millions.
As I drove off I took a moment to reflect. I felt priviledged to have seen The Black Teabagger. People could go their entire lives without seeing one, why I was so lucky? :patriot:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8421891
And we are the racists. :whatever: The primitive meets a black man who doesn't fit the stereotypical role and they yuck it up. Black conservatives are courageous people since the left demonizes them so bad.
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Looks like some of the someone screwed up and let a Negro stray off the plantation. Can't have that now can we? Racist asshats.
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 12:44 PM
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1. Any chance he had temp plates on?
Maybe he had just bought the car from some RWer?
Kalyke (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 12:45 PM
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2. This must be his daughter.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvblackspin.com/media/2010/04/deneen-borelli-nyc-tea-party.jpg)
Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 01:40 PM
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10. He reproduced???
katzenjammers (122 posts) Wed May-26-10 12:48 PM
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5. Heehee...made me think of Brendan Fraser's line in that silly old movie "Blast from
the Past"
"Oh, my lucky stars, a NEGRO!"
FSogol (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 12:48 PM
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6. You missed your chance. I hear it is good luck to rub their bald spot.
lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 12:51 PM
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7. I guess gullibility comes in all shapes and sizes.
Maybe he was an import?
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 12:51 PM
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Maybe he was an import?
Maybe he got tired of you leeches taking an ever-increasing portion of his paycheck.
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I seem to remember there was a black guy beat up by SEIU thugs at one of the townhall meetings last year. There was also that incident of selective editing by MSNBC of showing a guy with a rifle slung on his back, but they didn't show that he was also black.
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And DU is different from Stormfront..... how exactly?
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And DU is different from Stormfront..... how exactly?
Yeah, no kidding. And they call us the racists. Sick ****s. :bird:
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HillGal (178 posts)
Wed May-26-10 02:01 PM
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13. I seriously hope you're not insinuating that all blacks need to feel the same about every issue?
*crickets*
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*shakes head* Unbelievable.
I hope some DUmbasses are looking at this. Are you proud?
You people seriously suck.
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Gotta be a bouncy. If this DUmbass had stumbled upon a situation as discribed, I cannot envision ANY DUmbass with sufficient impulse control to be able to resist rolling down the window and screaming "TEABAGGER" at the normal gentleman minding his own business. Said screaming impulse would be immediately followed by the normal dude getting out of the car, dragging DUmbass by the collar out of his, and knocking every last one of DUmbass' teeth down his throat.
-1 bong for constructing a bouncy in which you can let your natural racism loose for a moment, DUmbass. -1 bong for not having a crowd of San Fransisco moonbats cheering you on. -1 bong for not converting the dark complectioned gentleman you had to have been stalking for the previous 3 lights. No cops. No bushes - not even the BFEE.
Face it DUmbass; you're a complete :loser:
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*crickets*
I noted in another thread that "HillGal" is skating on very thin ice over there. That post won't help.
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I noted in another thread that "HillGal" is skating on very thin ice over there. That post won't help.
By now , Skinner needs some automatic application to ban people after a certain number of alerts on a person.
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And DU is different from Stormfront..... how exactly?
Stormfronters are not as zealous as DUchebags.
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And DU is different from Stormfront..... how exactly?
The only difference is that Stormfront does not hide their racism. DU projects onto others.
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Yeah, Hillgal is quoted a lot over here, and she's picking people off right and left. Very thin ice. This subject matter, as you may know, makes me boiling, raging angry. They don't see the blatant racism in this little exchange of theirs?
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Rub his bald head? What a bunch of condescending racist ****wads! They're so twisted they scratch their ass and think they're just digging lint out of their bellybuttons.
Cindie
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They don't even recognize their racism. If you are black and you go off the democratic planation there is something wrong with you. These people are vile.
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They don't see the blatant racism in this little exchange of theirs?
That's because black conservatives are fair game to ridicule. :censored:
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That's because black conservatives are fair game to ridicule. :censored:
Was the DU outraged with the cartoons of Condi Rice came out? I'm sure they weren't.
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Was the DU outraged with the cartoons of Condi Rice came out? I'm sure they weren't.
They thought they were hilarious. It's only racist if it's a black liberal.
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*crickets*
And there hasn't been a single post since HillGal.
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I wonder if this is her. :rofl:
http://forum.pressdemocrat.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1338&p=15447
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Yeah, Hillgal is quoted a lot over here, and she's picking people off right and left. Very thin ice. This subject matter, as you may know, makes me boiling, raging angry. They don't see the blatant racism in this little exchange of theirs?
Democrats believe that conservative blacks should be ridiculed since they are already insulting their own race because of their political views. So, anything goes at the land of peace, love and acceptance when discussing them.
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I wonder if this is her. :rofl:
http://forum.pressdemocrat.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1338&p=15447
I hope not. If the DUmmies see that, she's toast.
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I seem to remember there was a black guy beat up by SEIU thugs at one of the townhall meetings last year. There was also that incident of selective editing by MSNBC of showing a guy with a rifle slung on his back, but they didn't show that he was also black.
Kenneth Gladney was the guy who got beat up I think
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pm1k7MK850[/youtube]
OMG, this must be his cousin.
Oh wait they are all cousins and brothers.
Oh wait, is that racist?
//DUmmie mode off
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I live in the deep, dark, most racist south, or so the DUmp would have you believe, and I can tell you from experience, right now, black conservatives make the best Tea Party speakers you've ever heard. They can give the brother hell without having to worry about being called racist.....now they might be called every other name in the book but not racist. :rotf:....and they run the risk of never being invited to another family reunion.
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And DU is different from Stormfront..... how exactly?
They aren't. There is zero difference.
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Wed May-26-10 01:40 PM
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10. He reproduced???
Of course! He's a Republican...happier than a Dim, has sex more often, makes more babies (and kills fewer.) :-)
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DU: Get to the back of the bus!
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYRZt7xcwpY&[/youtube]
Freedom is Colorblind (open up your eyes)
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DU: Get to the back of the bus!
DU: Get to the back of the (short) bus.... :shortbus:
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9LLRBSfFFw[/youtube]
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/theliberalgovernment.jpg)
:rotf:
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And DU is different from Stormfront..... how exactly?
I am Asian and I rather be at Stormfront than DU. At least Stormfront is openly racist, while DU'ers say they are not racists. Makes them more dangerous.
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Big picture of one of our young black teabagger speakers in our biweekly local newspaper last week.... with Miss. C. Rice..... :-)
Might have to invite him over for Sunday dinner....he's probably the lonelist fellow in town.