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Title: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Freeper on May 26, 2010, 12:39:44 PM
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arbusto_baboso  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-26-10 01:38 PM
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Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
   
According to my moonbat SIL, "the gubmint" in the US is seeding clouds with chemicals in order to make tihe populace more docile and susceptible to tyrannical takeover.

WTF?

Anyone know any details about where she's getting this loonie shit?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8422341

I'd guess she's getting it from DU.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Thor on May 26, 2010, 12:43:26 PM
Probably from Infowars or PrisonPlanet. For some stupid reason, there seems to be a significant number of people that believe in this "chemtrail" nonsense. They DO seed the clouds from time to time with silver iodide, but that has been happening for DECADES. The purpose is to make it rain more in a specific area. I'm not aware of the hazards to humans of silver iodide, if there are any. Of course, when one messes with mother nature, she seems to exact revenge in one form or another.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2010, 12:48:31 PM
Chemtrails are a big topic for the Coast to Coast crowd. I'd say it's a lefty moonbat idea.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2010, 12:48:53 PM
"Rightie" insanity?  Have you looked at the DUmp recently?

Contrails (http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=site%3Ademocraticunderground.com+contrails&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)

And there's always contrail's more ominous cousin, chemtrails (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=site%3Ademocraticunderground.com+chemtrails&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=).  Lots more results from DU.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Freeper on May 26, 2010, 12:50:40 PM
"Rightie" insanity?  Have you looked at the DUmp recently?

Contrails (http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=site%3Ademocraticunderground.com+contrails&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)

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The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-26-10 01:41 PM
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5. You obviously have not spent much time in DU's dungeon (nt)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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redqueen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-26-10 01:43 PM
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10. You might wanna look up 'moonbat'. (nt)

That's right moonbat is you guys.  :-)
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: DefiantSix on May 26, 2010, 12:51:10 PM
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arbusto_baboso  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-26-10 01:38 PM
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Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
  
According to my moonbat SIL, "the gubmint" in the US is seeding clouds with chemicals in order to make tihe populace more docile and susceptible to tyrannical takeover.

WTF?

Anyone know any details about where she's getting this loonie shit?

 :lmao:  That any inmate on $kinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups could have the cojones to refer to ANYBODY not staring back at them from a mirror as a "moonbat" has to be the height of hypocrisy, projection and any - or all - of a host of other mental defects.  The Busty Baboon is chief among those with no room at all, to talk about anybody being a "moonbat".

Pot.  Meet kettle.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2010, 12:53:52 PM
Interesting numbers from Google.

contrails@DU: 195
chemtrails@DU: 1140

contrails@FR: 129
chemtrails@FR: 112

Not even close.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 26, 2010, 12:56:12 PM
:lmao:

Any chance arbusto is a mole?
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Freeper on May 26, 2010, 12:58:40 PM
Interesting numbers from Google.

contrails@DU: 195
chemtrails@DU: 1140

contrails@FR: 129
chemtrails@FR: 112

Not even close.

And I bet ya most of those hits at FR are mocking DU.  :-)

:lmao:

Any chance arbusto is a mole?

possibly but don't tell anyone :-)
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2010, 12:59:43 PM
Interesting numbers from Google.

contrails@DU: 195
chemtrails@DU: 1140

contrails@FR: 129
chemtrails@FR: 112

Not even close.
And I bet ya most of those hits at FR are mocking DU.  :-)

possibly but don't tell anyone :-)

That's what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2010, 12:59:55 PM
ha ha ha...
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Blue-Jay  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed May-26-10 01:42 PM
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8. YAY! Chemtrails!
   
I love me a good woo-woo thread.

donco6  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed May-26-10 01:43 PM
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9. Haven't heard that for a while.
   
But we're due for a good chemtrails thread!

yella_dawg  (1000+ posts)
Wed May-26-10 01:48 PM
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17. Dennis Kucinich (D-Moonbat?) introduced legislation to regulate chemtrails.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: jinxmchue on May 26, 2010, 01:24:46 PM
Mole or stupid.

Chemtrails used to be hugh on DU until $kimmer created the 9/11 dunjin.  Then the chemtrail DUmmies were slowly but surely weeded out.

No surprise that the dunjin appeared shortly before November 2004. 
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 26, 2010, 01:36:25 PM
...$kinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's an awesome term. :lmao:
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: jukin on May 26, 2010, 01:41:21 PM
Other famous righty memes:

Spending your way out of debt.
Freezing a budget equals a cut.
Unlimited and lifetime welfare.
Higher tax rates provide more revenue.
Socialism hasn't worked yet but only because the correct tyrant hasn't been found.
Government is the solution to all the world's woes.
From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2010, 01:49:12 PM
Other famous righty memes:

Spending your way out of debt.
Freezing a budget equals a cut.
Unlimited and lifetime welfare.
Higher tax rates provide more revenue.
Socialism hasn't worked yet but only because the correct tyrant hasn't been found.
Government is the solution to all the world's woes.
From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

Legalizing drugs would drive the crime rate down.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 26, 2010, 02:22:17 PM
Coast to Coast leans left doesn't it?

The audience is full of people who think contrails are chemtrails.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2010, 02:31:45 PM
Coast to Coast leans left doesn't it?

The audience is full of people who think contrails are chemtrails.

More or less.  It has it's share of right-wing kooks as well.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 26, 2010, 02:37:14 PM
Legalizing drugs would drive the crime rate down.
More gun control leads to less crime.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: DefiantSix on May 26, 2010, 02:48:52 PM
More gun control leads to less crime.

In this case, this is a real truism.  If you control the gun in your hands, you will hit the scumbag you're aiming at, and consequently, the crime rate will go down a notch when said scumbag assumes room temperature.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 26, 2010, 02:57:16 PM
Coast to Coast leans left doesn't it?

The audience is full of people who think contrails are chemtrails.

LOL, I listen to the show, not every night but when I get a chance, it's interesting to say the least.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: Alpha Mare on May 26, 2010, 03:07:39 PM
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According to my moonbat SIL, "the gubmint" in the US is seeding clouds with chemicals in order to make tihe populace more docile and susceptible to tyrannical takeover.

She misunderstood- it's climate control.

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Artificial Clouds That Could Stop Climate Change Receive Investment From Bill Gates.  

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/05/500x_gates-clouds.jpg)

Boffins want to curb climate change by building a $7bn fleet of 1,900 ships to crisscross the oceans as each sucks up ten tons of seawater per second and blasts it a kilometer into the sky to create clouds to absorb sunlight and cool the earth.

And Bill Gates is funding them. No, really

Ships + pumps = gushers. Gushers + clouds = cover. Cover = cooling.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/11/silver_lining/
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2010, 03:12:05 PM
She misunderstood- it's climate control.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/11/silver_lining/

The only problem is that H2o is one of the worst of the worst of green house gases.  Then there is the fact that one of Lord Zero's cronies considered something similar, but it wasn't using water.
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 26, 2010, 03:46:30 PM
The only problem is that H2o is one of the worst of the worst of green house gases.  Then there is the fact that one of Lord Zero's cronies considered something similar, but it wasn't using water.

1,900 ships sailing the oceans, sucking up 10 ten tons of water per SECOND and blasting it one kilometer into the air...that's going to take a lot of oil/coal burning.

That will work like a perpetual motion machine. It'll create a CO2 global warming problem and dispense the cure at the same time.

...and I want to put in my order now for the video of what happens when the pumps suck in a 40 ton sperm whale.

Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: zeitgeist on May 26, 2010, 04:06:49 PM
1,900 ships sailing the oceans, sucking up 10 ten tons of water per SECOND and blasting it one kilometer into the air...that's going to take a lot of oil/coal burning.

That will work like a perpetual motion machine. It'll create a CO2 global warming problem and dispense the cure at the same time.

...and I want to put in my order now for the video of what happens when the pumps suck in a 40 ton sperm whale.



That's gonna be one excited whale. :rotf:

Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: jinxmchue on May 26, 2010, 06:38:32 PM
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Ships + pumps = gushers. Gushers + clouds = cover. Cover = cooling.

Yeah, because that worked so well with that iceball in space we know as Venus.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Rightie Insanity #5,026. Anyone ever heard of "contrails"?
Post by: kenth on May 26, 2010, 10:25:29 PM
She misunderstood- it's climate control.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/11/silver_lining/
(http://www.techimo.com/forum/attachments/debateimo-politics-religion-controversy/21926d1237215958-about-global-warming-why-not-just-throw-up-shade-simpsons-20sun-jj-001.jpg)