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Title: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM: I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 10:59:36 AM: Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.

How does a married couple, both in wheel chairs lacking legs, have sex????
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 11:01:15 AM: Quote from: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 10:59:36 AM
How does a married couple, both in wheel chairs lacking legs, have sex????

Very carefully. :hi5:
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: bijou on May 25, 2010, 11:24:13 AM: Welcome back Zeus. Where were you? The Big House? :-)
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 11:28:05 AM: Quote from: bijou on May 25, 2010, 11:24:13 AM
Welcome back Zeus. Where were you? The Big House? :-)

Taking care of somw business that required a lot of Time amd attention. Hopefully was done right so I don't make a trip to the big House.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM: Hey there. When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 04:58:36 PM: Quote from: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Hey there. When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?

Depends on WHO the Lay is.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: debk on May 25, 2010, 05:00:30 PM: Quote from: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Hey there. When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?

Depends....are they salt and vinegar or bbq?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: dutch508 on May 25, 2010, 05:02:29 PM: Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.

Hey, Zeus! Buddy! How was Olympus? Did you get to **** any girls disguised as a bull or anything?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: BEG on May 25, 2010, 05:05:41 PM: Quote from: debk on May 25, 2010, 05:00:30 PM
Depends....are they salt and vinegar or bbq?

Right now it is BBQ.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 06:04:55 PM: Quote from: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Hey there. When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?

O lay O lay O lay O lay
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 06:06:26 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on May 25, 2010, 05:02:29 PM
Hey, Zeus! Buddy! How was Olympus? Did you get to **** any girls disguised as a bull or anything?

No sir I did not f%#$ any Bull dykes
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 06:32:30 PM: Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 06:06:26 PM

No sir I did not f%#$ any Bull dykes

Why not?? Bull riding is an art, just stay aboard then bring in the clowns.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 25, 2010, 07:14:29 PM: Does God hates bunnies and their allies (gyrfalcons, squirrels, and lynx)?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 08:03:21 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 25, 2010, 07:14:29 PM
Does God hates bunnies and their allies (gyrfalcons, squirrels, and lynx)?

God loves Bunnies and their allies

fried or Bbq'ed
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Airwolf on May 25, 2010, 08:10:10 PM: Welcome back.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Tucker on May 25, 2010, 08:43:56 PM: Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.

Why am I here and how long do I have?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 08:46:17 PM: Quote from: Tucker on May 25, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
Why am I here and how long do I have?

For awhile and however long it takes.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 08:47:26 PM: Quote from: Airwolf on May 25, 2010, 08:10:10 PM
Welcome back.

TY&WUWY
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Lord Undies on May 25, 2010, 09:11:40 PM: Is Ben gay?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2010, 07:07:00 AM: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wookchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: dutch508 on May 26, 2010, 07:23:06 AM: Quote from: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 06:32:30 PM
Why not?? Bull riding is an art, just stay aboard then bring in the clowns.

It's all about the dismount.

and spurring.
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on May 26, 2010, 05:24:29 PM: What do you call a woman who can't make a sandwich?

..................

Single

:-)
Title: Re: I Have Returned
Post by: Splashdown on May 26, 2010, 05:49:25 PM: Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.

Why doesn't that fifth dentist recomment Trident for the patient who chews gum?