MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Mon May-24-10 02:18 AMhttp://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8402062
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In the year 2010, an oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico destroyed the Earth's oceans.
More than twenty years later, after riots, wars and the greatest loss of life since a planet killing asteroid struck the Yucatan Peninsula, survival became a rare commodity.
In 2022, deep within a mountain in Colorado, a group of scientists put the finishing touches on their incredible project to save mankind...
A time machine.
Their mission: To send a man named John Miller back to the year 2000 to save the one person who could have averted the greatest disaster ever to befall mankind.
That one man... His name was Al Gore.
tabatha (1000+ posts):lmao:
Sun May-23-10 10:34 PM
9. That gave me chills.
treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-23-10 10:28 PMDU and facts do not mix. Better put your flame suit on, treester, and maybe even get ready to eat a pizza.
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7. Oh the drama
There have been oil spills before. The oceans are much bigger than that.
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shellgame26 (863 posts) Sun May-23-10 10:48 PM
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11. But..but..He was the lesser of 2 evils!!!!
Edited on Sun May-23-10 10:49 PM by shellgame26
I heard that ****ing crap every single day back in 2000!
Where are all those Naderites now???
Somehow I just don't think President Al Gore would have allowed something like this to happen.
Solomon (1000+ posts) Mon May-24-10 07:08 AM
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14. What a coincidence. Just last night I was listening to a radio
show in which a man claims to have been involved in "Project Pegasus" and other intelligence projects since he was a kid and the big thing they do that nobody knows about is time travel and teleportation. The guy was as serious as a heart attack. He said he's been to the past and the future. He was talking about quantum physics and multiverses and chronospheres, holograms, and whatnots. Said that the government identifies Presidents in advance and starts prepping them years ahead of time, starting with Jimmy Carter on to Barrack Obama, who was told after his first year at Columbia. It was fascinating stuff and he sounded perfectly credible, except what totally destroyed it for me was he claimed to have witnessed a holographic video of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. (He said that he also saw the signing of the constitution and other events from the past through this holographic chronosphere device). When the first caller asked what Jesus looked like, it was the classic, "European" aqualine features, etc. with droopy eyes like Sylvester Stallone. Later into the show he started saying the guy had some "mediteranean" features. Still, it was fascinating to listen to. I just had to ignore my daughter laughing at his claims. (He said he's been sent back to witness Lincoln's assasination) He claims that ethics prevents them from changing the future, but he didn't say anything about changing the past, which must be off grounds too because changing the past obviously changes the future. He said the two Bushes were notifed together that they would be presidents and that Junior, who was in his twenties at the time, kept running around bragging that he and his daddy were gonna be president.
Let me guess.
They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....
In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.
Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway. The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency. Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....
Then comes 2002....
Let me guess.
They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....
In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.
Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway. The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency. Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....
Then comes 2002....
What the hell got into the water at the DUmp over the weekend? They've gone batshit insane! Take a look at this, from Scorpio's stupid thread:Sounds like something that underground panther would cough up with a few hairballs.
Words fail me.
You win the internets!!! :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
What the hell got into the water at the DUmp over the weekend? They've gone batshit insane! Take a look at this, from Scorpio's stupid thread:
Words fail me.
Let me guess.
They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....
In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.
Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway. The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency. Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....
Then comes 2002....
HillGal (150 posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:44 PM
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18. I have no use for Al Gore, I think he's a liar and an opportunist, you see the house
he just bought with his scam about global warming? There has to be someone else on your list besides him.
paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:52 PM
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23. Is he going to help Gore win his home state of Tennessee?
1 talk station? Whereabouts are you?
Glad you saved Hillgal's post, because it's a goner now.
:popcorn:QuoteHillGal (150 posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:44 PM
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18. I have no use for Al Gore, I think he's a liar and an opportunist, you see the house
he just bought with his scam about global warming? There has to be someone else on your list besides him.Quotepaparush Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:52 PM
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23. Is he going to help Gore win his home state of Tennessee?
:lmao:
:lmao:
Does anyone else remember the articles on Algore's mineral pit mining operation or the way he maintained his 'sharecropper's house'. How anyone can be so phony is beyond my comprehension. He is probably the most classless individual ever to occupy the Vice Presidency. America should be thankful nothing happened to Bubba 'cause who knows what the Loon Algore would have done if given the chance. He is a seriously messed up human. His black mammy had to sit in the car while the Gore's went to lunch. His pappy was probably as connected as Robert Byrd to the Klan. He had a gun bearer on his ticket punch tour of Viet Nam. The list goes on and on.
Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
The pit looks to be bottomless. This shit hurts my head. :p
If ya want a good laugh, "Coast to Coast" is one laugh riot after another! They got witches, people who see dead people, abductees by little green men, ESP, Psychics, on and on and on! I listen to it on my way home at night.
We only have one talk radio station, so it ain't like I have a choice. I often try to figure out what their DUmp handles are. It's Moonbat central!
Monday May 24, 2010
First Half: Internet security and marketing expert, Bill Waggoner will discuss how Facebook owns your personal data and why the ACLU is suing them, as well as how restriction of Internet services could be used as a control weapon.
Second Half: Investigative journalist Daniel Estulin reports on the clandestine activities of the Bilderberg Group.
Linda Moulton Howe does the Zeta Reticuli updates on C2C AM. She'll be on Thursday night.
Oh lord, some goofy woman is on now telling us how her dead grandmother's spirit protected her in an automobile accident.
I'm not sure if this is from last night's show or if it comes on an hour early here. ---> http://www.wlac.com/mediaplayer/?station=WLAC-AM&action=listenlive&channel_title=
I think it is last night's show. It's on from 11pm-5am here, so part of it is a rerun.
Current caller is discussing shadow people :whatever:
Don't tell me.......he was listening to "Coast to Coast AM". Hell they had a guy the other night tell everyone the gubmint is hiding alien technology! Some staffer for a congressman swears she has seen "reports"!What?!
Of course this was from a show originally broadcast in 1998. Funny we never heard of this congress critter "demanding" the report should be released to the public.
The whole thing was full of "Black Op" conspiracies! "We fund programs where we are not allowed to know what the money is being spent on!"
If ya want a good laugh, "Coast to Coast" is one laugh riot after another! They got witches, people who see dead people, abductees by little green men, ESP, Psychics, on and on and on! I listen to it on my way home at night.
We only have one talk radio station, so it ain't like I have a choice. I often try to figure out what their DUmp handles are. It's Moonbat central!
N. Idaho, about 40 miles from the Kanuck border. If it's cloudy I can get Spokane stations, but the static on Am can drive ya nuts! Most people think I'm unbalanced enough I don't need any outside influence. heh!You must be close to Bonner's Ferry. My wife grew up there and her father knew Randy Weaver personally but did NOT hold the same ideology as Weaver.
Current caller is discussing shadow people :whatever:
Do what I do, then: Assume that there really is no limit to their stupidity, and don't stick your head in shit. :tongue: