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Title: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Alpha Mare on May 23, 2010, 11:34:12 PM
Another hit-and-run from Woody, the Drama Queen of Detroit.

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MrScorpio  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-24-10 02:18 AM
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In the year 2010, an oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico destroyed the Earth's oceans.
 More than twenty years later, after riots, wars and the greatest loss of life since a planet killing asteroid struck the Yucatan Peninsula, survival became a rare commodity.

In 2022, deep within a mountain in Colorado, a group of scientists put the finishing touches on their incredible project to save mankind...

A time machine.

Their mission: To send a man named John Miller back to the year 2000 to save the one person who could have averted the greatest disaster ever to befall mankind.

That one man... His name was Al Gore.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8402062


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Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 23, 2010, 11:39:19 PM
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tabatha  (1000+ posts)
Sun May-23-10 10:34 PM

9. That gave me chills.
:lmao:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Attero Dominatus on May 24, 2010, 12:09:33 AM
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7. Oh the drama
   
There have been oil spills before. The oceans are much bigger than that.
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DU and facts do not mix. Better put your flame suit on, treester, and maybe even get ready to eat a pizza.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: diesel driver on May 24, 2010, 01:20:55 AM
Let me guess.

They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....

In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.  

Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway.  The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency.  Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....

Then comes 2002....
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Carl on May 24, 2010, 04:50:00 AM
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shellgame26 (863 posts)          Sun May-23-10 10:48 PM
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11. But..but..He was the lesser of 2 evils!!!!
   Edited on Sun May-23-10 10:49 PM by shellgame26
I heard that ****ing crap every single day back in 2000!

Where are all those Naderites now???

Somehow I just don't think President Al Gore would have allowed something like this to happen.

That bolded part is stupid enough on its own right but using that "logic" did you forget who has been President for almost 18 months?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: miskie on May 24, 2010, 06:20:09 AM
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/al-gore-fighter.jpg)
Vote for me if you want to live !
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Karin on May 24, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
What the hell got into the water at the DUmp over the weekend?  They've gone batshit insane!  Take a look at this, from Scorpio's stupid thread: 

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Solomon  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-24-10 07:08 AM
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14. What a coincidence. Just last night I was listening to a radio
 show in which a man claims to have been involved in "Project Pegasus" and other intelligence projects since he was a kid and the big thing they do that nobody knows about is time travel and teleportation. The guy was as serious as a heart attack. He said he's been to the past and the future. He was talking about quantum physics and multiverses and chronospheres, holograms, and whatnots. Said that the government identifies Presidents in advance and starts prepping them years ahead of time, starting with Jimmy Carter on to Barrack Obama, who was told after his first year at Columbia. It was fascinating stuff and he sounded perfectly credible, except what totally destroyed it for me was he claimed to have witnessed a holographic video of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. (He said that he also saw the signing of the constitution and other events from the past through this holographic chronosphere device). When the first caller asked what Jesus looked like, it was the classic, "European" aqualine features, etc. with droopy eyes like Sylvester Stallone. Later into the show he started saying the guy had some "mediteranean" features. Still, it was fascinating to listen to. I just had to ignore my daughter laughing at his claims. (He said he's been sent back to witness Lincoln's assasination) He claims that ethics prevents them from changing the future, but he didn't say anything about changing the past, which must be off grounds too because changing the past obviously changes the future. He said the two Bushes were notifed together that they would be presidents and that Junior, who was in his twenties at the time, kept running around bragging that he and his daddy were gonna be president.

Words fail me. 
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: jinxmchue on May 24, 2010, 07:37:16 AM
Let me guess.

They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....

In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.  

Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway.  The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency.  Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....

Then comes 2002....

You win the internets!!!   :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: vlad335 on May 24, 2010, 07:44:36 AM
Let me guess.

They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....

In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.  

Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway.  The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency.  Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....

Then comes 2002....


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Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 24, 2010, 07:47:24 AM
What the hell got into the water at the DUmp over the weekend?  They've gone batshit insane!  Take a look at this, from Scorpio's stupid thread: 

Words fail me. 
Sounds like something that underground panther would cough up with a few hairballs.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: diesel driver on May 24, 2010, 07:50:59 AM
You win the internets!!!   :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Not bad for 2:20 in the morning....

The coffee hadn't even kicked in by then, either....
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2010, 10:26:39 AM
I've been sent back in time to warn all y'all not to vote for Al Gore or B. H. Obama....

Oooops... dammit... can't even get a good TIMEX watch in the future, mine is off by about 10 years. Gonna have to reset the time machine and try again.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Texacon on May 24, 2010, 11:39:40 AM
What the hell got into the water at the DUmp over the weekend?  They've gone batshit insane!  Take a look at this, from Scorpio's stupid thread: 

Words fail me. 

Oh my Lord. 

KC
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 24, 2010, 11:45:32 AM
Let me guess.

They want to send "john Miller" back to November, 2000, to Florida, to round up 538 votes for Gore in the election....

In the year that followed Pres. Gore's election, New York has been wiped off the map by a terrorist's nuke, half of DC is rubble, 2 nuke power plants have been bombed, their now open reactor cores sanitizing everything for hundreds of miles downwind, coal mining is practically non-existent, no oil is being drilled for or pumped domestically, gas is $10/gal., IF you can find it, and food production in the US has ceased because there is on fuel to run tractors, combines, trucks, stores, refrigerators, warehouses, and processing facilities.  

Not that it would matter, because nobody can afford the gas to get to the store anyway.  The dollar is worth less than toilet paper, which you can't find either, and all the trees planted as "carbon offsets" are being cut for firewood, or traded as currency.  Besides, half the US population is either dead from starvation or radiation poisoning, or speaks Spanish as a first language....

Then comes 2002....

:lmao:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 24, 2010, 11:52:12 AM
Don't tell me.......he was listening to "Coast to Coast AM". Hell they had a guy the other night tell everyone the gubmint is hiding alien technology! Some staffer for a congressman swears she has seen "reports"!

Of course this was from a show originally broadcast in 1998. Funny we never heard of this congress critter "demanding" the report should be released to the public.

The whole thing was full of "Black Op" conspiracies! "We fund programs where we are not allowed to know what the money is being spent on!"

If ya want a good laugh, "Coast to Coast" is one laugh riot after another! They got witches, people who see dead people, abductees by little green men, ESP, Psychics, on and on and on! I listen to it on my way home at night.

We only have one talk radio station, so it ain't like I have a choice. I often try to figure out what their DUmp handles are. It's Moonbat central!
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Zathras on May 24, 2010, 11:55:49 AM
How would sending the San Francisco Giants and ESPN baseball announcer John Miller back to 2000 help get Al Gore elected?
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 24, 2010, 11:57:35 AM
1 talk station? Whereabouts are you?
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 24, 2010, 12:00:37 PM
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HillGal  (150 posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:44 PM
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18. I have no use for Al Gore, I think he's a liar and an opportunist, you see the house
   
he just bought with his scam about global warming? There has to be someone else on your list besides him.

 :popcorn:

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paparush  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:52 PM
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23. Is he going to help Gore win his home state of Tennessee?

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 24, 2010, 12:05:16 PM
1 talk station? Whereabouts are you?

N. Idaho, about 40 miles from the Kanuck border. If it's cloudy I can get Spokane stations, but the static on Am can drive ya nuts! Most people think I'm unbalanced enough I don't need any outside influence. heh!
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Karin on May 24, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
Glad you saved Hillgal's post, because it's a goner now. 
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 24, 2010, 12:16:28 PM
Glad you saved Hillgal's post, because it's a goner now. 

That's a shocker! :whatever:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: zeitgeist on May 24, 2010, 12:30:40 PM
:popcorn:
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HillGal  (150 posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:44 PM
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18. I have no use for Al Gore, I think he's a liar and an opportunist, you see the house
   
he just bought with his scam about global warming? There has to be someone else on your list besides him.



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paparush  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Mon May-24-10 12:52 PM
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23. Is he going to help Gore win his home state of Tennessee?

 :lmao:

Does anyone else remember the articles on Algore's mineral pit mining operation or the way he maintained his 'sharecropper's house'.  How anyone can be so phony is beyond my comprehension.  He is probably the most classless individual ever to occupy the Vice Presidency.  America should be thankful nothing happened to Bubba 'cause who knows what the Loon Algore would have done if given the chance.  He is a seriously messed up human.  His black mammy had to sit in the car while the Gore's went to lunch.  His pappy was probably as connected as Robert Byrd to the Klan.  He had a gun bearer on his ticket punch tour of Viet Nam.  The list goes on and on. 
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 24, 2010, 12:43:39 PM

:lmao:

Does anyone else remember the articles on Algore's mineral pit mining operation or the way he maintained his 'sharecropper's house'.  How anyone can be so phony is beyond my comprehension.  He is probably the most classless individual ever to occupy the Vice Presidency.  America should be thankful nothing happened to Bubba 'cause who knows what the Loon Algore would have done if given the chance.  He is a seriously messed up human.  His black mammy had to sit in the car while the Gore's went to lunch.  His pappy was probably as connected as Robert Byrd to the Klan.  He had a gun bearer on his ticket punch tour of Viet Nam.  The list goes on and on. 


And his Father voted many times against Civil Rights Legislation.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Wineslob on May 24, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
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The pit looks to be bottomless. This shit hurts my head. :p
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2010, 06:36:14 PM

The pit looks to be bottomless. This shit hurts my head. :p

Do what I do, then:  Assume that there really is no limit to their stupidity, and don't stick your head in shit. :tongue:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Alpha Mare on May 24, 2010, 11:01:44 PM
If ya want a good laugh, "Coast to Coast" is one laugh riot after another! They got witches, people who see dead people, abductees by little green men, ESP, Psychics, on and on and on! I listen to it on my way home at night.

We only have one talk radio station, so it ain't like I have a choice. I often try to figure out what their DUmp handles are. It's Moonbat central!

Oh hell, I gotta find that so we can listen at work.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:04:37 PM
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Monday May 24, 2010

First Half: Internet security and marketing expert, Bill Waggoner will discuss how Facebook owns your personal data and why the ACLU is suing them, as well as how restriction of Internet services could be used as a control weapon.

Second Half: Investigative journalist Daniel Estulin reports on the clandestine activities of the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/upcoming

Enjoy :-)
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 24, 2010, 11:12:09 PM
OMG, don't be shocked, but I love Coast to Coast :lmao:

The show is totally interesting, and it can be a little out there but that's what makes it so good. Don't ask me how, but I totally got sucked into something that was on Coast to Coast called Project Serpo, I was obsessed with reading about it, but I think it's since been proven to be not true LOL.

Here's the info if anyone is interested, it really is a fascinating read:

http://www.serpo.org/
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:15:21 PM
Linda Moulton Howe does the Zeta Reticuli updates on C2C AM.  She'll be on Thursday night.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 24, 2010, 11:18:16 PM
Linda Moulton Howe does the Zeta Reticuli updates on C2C AM.  She'll be on Thursday night.

Oh no :lmao:

I don't get to listen to the show that much because it's on so late on the east coast so I was thinking of joining the C2C website so I can at least listen to repeat shows.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:19:56 PM
Oh lord, some goofy woman is on now telling us how her dead grandmother's spirit protected her in an automobile accident.

I'm not sure if this is from last night's show or if it comes on an hour early here. ---> http://www.wlac.com/mediaplayer/?station=WLAC-AM&action=listenlive&channel_title=
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:22:27 PM
I got into the habit of falling asleep with the radio on.  I picked up a second radio set to the AM station here.  My regular FM radio gets used as an alarm clock.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 24, 2010, 11:26:35 PM
Oh lord, some goofy woman is on now telling us how her dead grandmother's spirit protected her in an automobile accident.

I'm not sure if this is from last night's show or if it comes on an hour early here. ---> http://www.wlac.com/mediaplayer/?station=WLAC-AM&action=listenlive&channel_title=

I wonder if you're listening to last nights show? I thought it came on here live at 1AM EST?
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:28:21 PM
I think it is last night's show.  It's on from 11pm-5am here, so part of it is a rerun. 

Current caller is discussing shadow people :whatever:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 24, 2010, 11:30:01 PM
I think it is last night's show.  It's on from 11pm-5am here, so part of it is a rerun. 

Current caller is discussing shadow people :whatever:

:lmao:

I love shadow people talk!

I swear I'm not a kook LOL, I just love stuff like this.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:35:17 PM
This ukulele version of 'Over the Rainbow' they keep playing grates on my nerves.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2010, 11:37:43 PM
OH, GOD, you have to hear this woman that's on now.  Click on that link... :lmao:

"I'm possessed.  He made me rip everything out of my Bible and write '666' all over everything.  I went to the toilet the last time and it was all snakes."
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: PatriotGame on May 25, 2010, 01:04:57 AM
Don't tell me.......he was listening to "Coast to Coast AM". Hell they had a guy the other night tell everyone the gubmint is hiding alien technology! Some staffer for a congressman swears she has seen "reports"!

Of course this was from a show originally broadcast in 1998. Funny we never heard of this congress critter "demanding" the report should be released to the public.

The whole thing was full of "Black Op" conspiracies! "We fund programs where we are not allowed to know what the money is being spent on!"

If ya want a good laugh, "Coast to Coast" is one laugh riot after another! They got witches, people who see dead people, abductees by little green men, ESP, Psychics, on and on and on! I listen to it on my way home at night.

We only have one talk radio station, so it ain't like I have a choice. I often try to figure out what their DUmp handles are. It's Moonbat central!
What?!

Do you mean to tell me that 'Shadow People' do not exist and that 'Remote Viewing' is a farce?

DAMMIT!!

DEVASTATED!

Oh well, at least we still have the Weird Al sounding Coast to Coast AM bumper theme song:

[youtube=425,350]DJvYvDijdDw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Chris_ on May 25, 2010, 01:06:50 AM
I hate that song. :lmao:
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: PatriotGame on May 25, 2010, 01:08:26 AM
N. Idaho, about 40 miles from the Kanuck border. If it's cloudy I can get Spokane stations, but the static on Am can drive ya nuts! Most people think I'm unbalanced enough I don't need any outside influence. heh!
You must be close to Bonner's Ferry. My wife grew up there and her father knew Randy Weaver personally but did NOT hold the same ideology as Weaver.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 25, 2010, 07:00:28 AM
Current caller is discussing shadow people :whatever:

Shadow People are creepy. But the Black-Eyed Kids are very scary.
Title: Re: Who Says They Can't get DUmber?
Post by: Wineslob on May 25, 2010, 09:35:16 AM
Do what I do, then:  Assume that there really is no limit to their stupidity, and don't stick your head in shit. :tongue:


In this forum? Thats unpossible.  :thatsright: