BJ10 Donating Member (55 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat May-22-10 06:52 PM
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I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
I would love nothing more than to hit a little Lemon G with my friends tonight...but I can't. You see, I am subject to random drug screens at work. Therefore, I must drink beer to loosen up and have a good time. I don't drink liquor, because I believe it should be a Controlled Substance, that shit can kill you.
So, I drink beer and listen to The Grateful Dead knowing deep down it would be much more fun, not to mention safer,than smoking the Lemon G from Columbus Ohio with my friends...but I digress, I must keep Amheiser-Busch in business.
I just want to say; LEGALIZE WEED...WTFN???
BJ10 Donating Member (57 posts):lmao: So much for pot making you mellow.
Sat May-22-10 07:00 PM
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7. It's ****ING BULLSHIT!!! It's a ****ing plant...who do YOU KNOW who died from smoking weed???
Lemon G?
Its a new word for the pot. :-)It's gay. :beer:
BJ10 Donating Member (57 posts)
Sat May-22-10 07:00 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. It's ****ING BULLSHIT!!! It's a ****ing plant...who do YOU KNOW who died from smoking weed???
Lemon G?
Therefore, I must drink beer to loosen up and have a good time.
How old are you? :mental:
Eventually you'll learn that you can have a good time without any chemical help...whether it be alcohol or drugs. Meanwhile, you'll just bitch about "the man" keeping you without your pot.
Yeah, they test me at work on a random basis too. Your point, DUmmies? Such is the price you pay--you take the king's coin, you do the king's bidding.
You know, those evil corporate bastards you work for would fire you for showing up drunk, too...
Yeah, they test me at work on a random basis too. Your point, DUmmies? Such is the price you pay--you take the king's coin, you do the king's bidding.
How old are you? :mental:Listens to Grateful Dead, smokes pot and is a dummie. He's probably about 60. Dang Walmart... drug testing their greeters. What's the world coming to?
Eventually you'll learn that you can have a good time without any chemical help...whether it be alcohol or drugs. Meanwhile, you'll just bitch about "the man" keeping you without your pot.
Listens to Grateful Dead, smokes pot and is a dummie. He's probably about 60. Dang Walmart... drug testing their greeters. What's the world coming to?
BJ10 (63 posts) Sun May-16-10 07:17 PM
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Alright...today is the day!!! BJ10 IS DONE!!!
I am drunk right now. And I have made the decision that this is it, I QUIT!!! I will post my success or failure every day, I hope the Moderators are okay with this. Here we go!!!
I guess he's fallen off the wagon:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=336x5874 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=336x5874)
BJ10 (63 posts) Sun May-16-10 07:17 PM
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Alright...today is the day!!! BJ10 IS DONE!!!
I am drunk right now. And I have made the decision that this is it, I QUIT!!! I will post my success or failure every day, I hope the Moderators are okay with this. Here we go!!!
He's swearing off blow jobs? Giving or receiving?
Cindie
If he's drunk, maybe he should change brands of mouthwash.
Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "No thanks, bartender--if 20 shots doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will..."
Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "No thanks, bartender--if 20 shots doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will..."
BJ10 Donating Member (55 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat May-22-10 06:52 PM
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I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Ya know...I just realized that in an illiterate, serendipitous way, this idiot accidentally posted something that sort of made sense. Though 'Causative factor' would have been more correct than 'Causality.'