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Title: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Freeper on May 22, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
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BJ10  Donating Member  (55 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-22-10 06:52 PM
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I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
   
I would love nothing more than to hit a little Lemon G with my friends tonight...but I can't. You see, I am subject to random drug screens at work. Therefore, I must drink beer to loosen up and have a good time. I don't drink liquor, because I believe it should be a Controlled Substance, that shit can kill you.

So, I drink beer and listen to The Grateful Dead knowing deep down it would be much more fun, not to mention safer,than smoking the Lemon G from Columbus Ohio with my friends...but I digress, I must keep Amheiser-Busch in business.

I just want to say; LEGALIZE WEED...WTFN???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8393805

And they wonder why we make fun of them.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2010, 06:01:00 PM
Lemon G?
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2010, 06:02:39 PM
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BJ10  Donating Member  (57 posts)
Sat May-22-10 07:00 PM
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7. It's ****ING BULLSHIT!!!  It's a ****ing plant...who do YOU KNOW who died from smoking weed???
:lmao: So much for pot making you mellow.

Drink your beer and STFU, stoner. :-)
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Freeper on May 22, 2010, 06:03:18 PM
Lemon G?

Its a new word for the pot.  :-)
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2010, 06:04:13 PM
Its a new word for the pot.  :-)
It's gay. :beer:
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: LC EFA on May 22, 2010, 06:17:13 PM
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BJ10  Donating Member  (57 posts)
Sat May-22-10 07:00 PM
Response to Reply #5

7. It's ****ING BULLSHIT!!!  It's a ****ing plant...who do YOU KNOW who died from smoking weed???

Last I checked so was coca and opium, and they surely don't kill anyone at all ever mmhuh.

Dumbass.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2010, 06:17:41 PM
You know, those evil corporate bastards you work for would fire you for showing up drunk, too...
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Tucker on May 22, 2010, 06:44:07 PM
Lemon G?

What! You mean you don't know what it is?



What is it?
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: miskie on May 22, 2010, 06:53:33 PM
(http://wheelontheweb.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/g-lemon-lime-32oz-web.jpg)

It sure as hell ain't this...  :-)
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2010, 08:25:12 PM
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Therefore, I must drink beer to loosen up and have a good time.

How old are you? :mental:

Eventually you'll learn that you can have a good time without any chemical help...whether it be alcohol or drugs.  Meanwhile, you'll just bitch about "the man" keeping you without your pot.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: djones520 on May 22, 2010, 08:41:01 PM
How old are you? :mental:

Eventually you'll learn that you can have a good time without any chemical help...whether it be alcohol or drugs.  Meanwhile, you'll just bitch about "the man" keeping you without your pot.

If there like this, they'll probably never learn it, sadly.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: NHSparky on May 22, 2010, 08:53:02 PM
Yeah, they test me at work on a random basis too.  Your point, DUmmies?  Such is the price you pay--you take the king's coin, you do the king's bidding.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: thundley4 on May 22, 2010, 09:14:22 PM
Yeah, they test me at work on a random basis too.  Your point, DUmmies?  Such is the price you pay--you take the king's coin, you do the king's bidding.

That's why the DUmmies try to get on welfare and disability. They don't have to worry about drug tests, and that is why they are against testing welfare recipients .
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: sofa king on May 22, 2010, 11:10:16 PM
i am a causality of the war on drugs.

hummm...

i am a causality of the war on drugs.

no, dummy dipshit.  you are the reason we have a war on drugs.

 :loser:
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 23, 2010, 03:00:55 AM
You know, those evil corporate bastards you work for would fire you for showing up drunk, too...

Probly fire him if they could read his posts at the DUmp, too! Sure wish I could help the POS out!

I don't know 'bout y'all, but I'd have hard time workin' with someone with this kind of attitude about illegal drugs!
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: diesel driver on May 23, 2010, 09:05:32 AM
Guess what, DUmbass!

I have to take random drug tests, too.  And you know what, I would have been fired for having a positive result.

I passed every single drug screen I've ever been subjected to, and I wholly support firing those that test positive.

Want to know why?  I feel safer knowing the 80,000 pound tractor-trailer I share the road with is not being driven by a stoner, that's why!

BJ10, you are a F'N MORON!

But that's being cruel to morons....
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: delilahmused on May 23, 2010, 10:52:31 AM
Still, one of the good things about legalizing pot, it would eventually be farmed and processed by those evil corporations. That would send them into a tizzy.

Cindie
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 23, 2010, 11:16:30 AM
War on Drugs = government

corporate policy = private

dumbass
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 23, 2010, 03:58:14 PM
Yeah, they test me at work on a random basis too.  Your point, DUmmies?  Such is the price you pay--you take the king's coin, you do the king's bidding.

I'm always subjected to a random drug test at my office too.  I enjoyed my fair share of pot back in the days...but that's why it's called college!
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: kenth on May 23, 2010, 04:10:05 PM
How old are you? :mental:

Eventually you'll learn that you can have a good time without any chemical help...whether it be alcohol or drugs.  Meanwhile, you'll just bitch about "the man" keeping you without your pot.
Listens to Grateful Dead, smokes pot and is a dummie. He's probably about 60. Dang Walmart... drug testing their greeters. What's the world coming to?
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: diesel driver on May 24, 2010, 01:10:39 AM
Listens to Grateful Dead, smokes pot and is a dummie. He's probably about 60. Dang Walmart... drug testing their greeters. What's the world coming to?

Greeters, nothing!

You gotta pass a drug screen before they will hire you....

The greeters (at the stores I frequent) are probably the "cleanest" people in the place....
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: njpines on May 24, 2010, 09:58:31 AM
I guess he's fallen off the wagon:

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BJ10  (63 posts)      Sun May-16-10 07:17 PM
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Alright...today is the day!!! BJ10 IS DONE!!!
 I am drunk right now. And I have made the decision that this is it, I QUIT!!! I will post my success or failure every day, I hope the Moderators are okay with this. Here we go!!!
 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=336x5874 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=336x5874)
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 24, 2010, 10:10:01 AM
I guess he's fallen off the wagon:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=336x5874 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=336x5874)

What success? or better what is his definition of success?
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: delilahmused on May 24, 2010, 10:49:05 AM
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BJ10  (63 posts)      Sun May-16-10 07:17 PM
Original message
Alright...today is the day!!! BJ10 IS DONE!!!
 I am drunk right now. And I have made the decision that this is it, I QUIT!!! I will post my success or failure every day, I hope the Moderators are okay with this. Here we go!!!

He's swearing off blow jobs? Giving or receiving?

Cindie
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2010, 10:52:27 AM
He's swearing off blow jobs? Giving or receiving?

Cindie

If he's drunk, maybe he should change brands of mouthwash.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2010, 11:36:48 AM
If he's drunk, maybe he should change brands of mouthwash.

Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "No thanks, bartender--if 20 shots doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will..."
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2010, 11:44:25 AM
Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "No thanks, bartender--if 20 shots doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will..."

 :rotf:...exactly the joke that was on my mind when I typed that.
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 24, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
lol

did someone change the title... now he is a cause instead of a casualty?
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: diesel driver on May 24, 2010, 01:12:48 PM
Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "No thanks, bartender--if 20 shots doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will..."

To quote the late Lewis Grizzard:

"Damn, brother!  I don't believe I'd told that!"
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2010, 04:33:27 PM
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BJ10  Donating Member  (55 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-22-10 06:52 PM
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I am a causality of the War on Drugs...

Ya know...I just realized that in an illiterate, serendipitous way, this idiot accidentally posted something that sort of made sense.  Though 'Causative factor' would have been more correct than 'Causality.'

 :rotf:

 
Title: Re: I am a causality of the War on Drugs...
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 24, 2010, 04:40:57 PM
Ya know...I just realized that in an illiterate, serendipitous way, this idiot accidentally posted something that sort of made sense.  Though 'Causative factor' would have been more correct than 'Causality.'


very true