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Current Events => Terrorism In the US and Around the World => Topic started by: bijou on May 22, 2010, 01:13:08 PM

Title: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: bijou on May 22, 2010, 01:13:08 PM: Quote
A man whom the U.S. described as a key figure in Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula accidentally blew himself up, U.S. military officials told Fox News.

The officials say Nayif Al-Qahtani was "messing with a bomb" when it went off. U.S. officials had been watching him, but Fox News' sources insist the U.S. had nothing to do with his death.

Al-Qahtani was "a vibrant guy linked to ongoing operations planning, and his death will have an impact," one official told Fox News. ...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/05/21/key-al-qaeda-figure-accidentally-blows-officials-say/

Workplace accident, what a bitch.
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2010, 01:15:57 PM: I hope he took some friends with him.
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: Lacarnut on May 22, 2010, 01:48:17 PM: Quote from: chris_ on May 22, 2010, 01:15:57 PM
I hope he took some friends with him.

30 to 40 of his @sshole buddies would be cool
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2010, 01:57:23 PM: Quote from: Lacarnut on May 22, 2010, 01:48:17 PM
30 to 40 of his @sshole buddies would be cool

Helen Thomas can't wait to be their bitch...... :tongue:to the virgin seekers.
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: Randy on May 22, 2010, 08:38:37 PM: Quote from: bijou on May 22, 2010, 01:13:08 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/05/21/key-al-qaeda-figure-accidentally-blows-officials-say/

Workplace accident, what a bitch.

There really is nothing worse than a tough day on the job. :-)
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: DefiantSix on May 23, 2010, 11:12:27 AM: "What happened?"

"Pre-mature detonation. I set the timer for 30 minutres, and it went off in 6 seconds"...

And now, hell for this goat-****ing bastard is having Jeff Dunham's hand up his backside for the rest of eternity.
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

(http://iwanovitsj.web-log.nl/Achmed_the_Dead_Terrorist.JPG)
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: jinxmchue on May 23, 2010, 07:29:51 PM: [youtube=425,350]0dvI6bqIlgY[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]2sZ60amoqQE[/youtube]

:-)
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 23, 2010, 10:30:37 PM: Well, thats got to put a damper on your day
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: DefiantSix on May 23, 2010, 11:18:55 PM: The al Qaeda stop smoking program strikes again. That bassid'll stop smoking in a day or three. :fuelfire: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 23, 2010, 11:54:48 PM: :haha:
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2010, 04:27:53 PM: He'd be known as 'Butterfingers,' if he still had any fingers. Oh, wait, here's one for him...

:bigbird:

Sayonara, dirtbag!
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2010, 04:54:00 PM: ...and his last words were....

"HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS....I'm only going to do it one time."
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: thundley4 on May 24, 2010, 05:38:33 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2010, 04:54:00 PM
...and his last words were....

"HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS....I'm only going to do it one time."

(http://zionism-israel.com/suicide_bombing.gif)
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: Boudicca on May 24, 2010, 06:09:55 PM: I think we can all agree his destination ended up being Hell. :pisscontest: on him.
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 24, 2010, 10:29:33 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2010, 04:27:53 PM
He'd be known as 'Butterfingers,' if he still had any fingers. Oh, wait, here's one for him...

:bigbird:

Sayonara, dirtbag!

Or Adios Cucaracha! :lmao: :evillaugh: :rotf:
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 08, 2010, 10:48:46 AM: Silence! I keel you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!111
Title: Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
Post by: cavegal on June 09, 2010, 09:39:24 PM: I love it when good things happen to bad people... More from the religion of pieces... you know he blew himself to pieces.... :-)