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Title: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 11:28:37 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html)


holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 11:32:13 AM
Well, is it an upgrade?  Maybe the new one works better.

She should test drive it a bit before just blindly suing.

(on edit: "sewing?"  What was I thinking?)


Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Carl on March 19, 2008, 11:43:37 AM
I`m impressed,would have figured there would have been at least one joke about her getting a new husband or something like that.   :p
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2008, 12:16:41 PM
Those things are replaceable?
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 12:42:34 PM
So did they take out the old one??

Does the new one work better??

I need more details!!! :-)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 12:53:24 PM
The shitty surgery staff isn't the only one left holding the bag...
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 12:53:56 PM
I`m impressed,would have figured there would have been at least one joke about her getting a new husband or something like that.   :p
her husband actually preferred his old bag...
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 12:55:05 PM
I`m impressed,would have figured there would have been at least one joke about her getting a new husband or something like that.   :p

um, you read where it said "anus", right?
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 12:56:28 PM
So did they take out the old one??

Does the new one work better??

I need more details!!! :-)

I was thinking that they probably just fixed the old anus, and were playing a little loosely with the word "new".
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: bijou on March 19, 2008, 01:01:29 PM
So glad I have recruited you to the cause of random mutilation and horrific surgery stories.  :-)

Poor lady though. What a bummer.
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 01:03:58 PM
So glad I have recruited you to the cause of random mutilation and horrific surgery stories.  :-)

Poor lady though. What a bummer.

argh.  I have been assimilated. :lmao:

I will leave aside the obvious "pain in the ass" pun for now.
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 19, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 01:41:39 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!

huh?  I thought it was that they all just had really, really big assholes. :???:

Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 01:46:43 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!

huh?  I thought it was that they all just had really, really big assholes. :???:


No, the Democrats live here. :-)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 01:48:33 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!

huh?  I thought it was that they all just had really, really big assholes. :???:


No, the Democrats live here. :-)

touche. :-)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 19, 2008, 01:49:42 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

They speak funny? :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2008, 01:57:16 PM
What a load of.... :shucks:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 02:01:29 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

They speak funny? :lmao:

they all appear to only have one eye, and are winking all the time.
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2008, 02:04:33 PM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

They speak funny? :lmao:

they all appear to only have one eye, and are winking all the time.

Ewww. :thatsright: :-)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: NHSparky on March 19, 2008, 03:16:24 PM
Hey, shit happens.
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 03:19:56 PM

at least she didn't fall asleep next to the airplane masturbater guy.  who knows what asinine
shit would have come of that.  it would have been hairy, that's for sure.



Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2008, 03:40:56 PM
Could you imagine what this lady was thinking when she awoke from anesthesia? I.e., "Did I get violated?"?
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 03:43:20 PM
Could you imagine what this lady was thinking when she awoke from anesthesia? I.e., "Did I get violated?"?

how about, "OMG!!!!  I have two butt holes!!!"

 :-)

I think that would have been my first thought.

Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:

Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:14:50 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:



There is a joke in there just screaming to get out...
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:24:18 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:



There is a joke in there just screaming to get out...

From which end?  :lmao: Ok, I admit I laffed when my kids told me that.
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:31:12 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:

Can you post a pic?  ;)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:33:56 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:

Can you post a pic?  ;)


Honestly the things I do for you.....

Here is a nice vizool

(http://static.flickr.com/58/194923719_c1117ced67_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2008, 07:39:04 PM
Those things are replaceable?

Good news for the guys in San Fran, if so!

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 07:56:43 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 07:58:51 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Carl on March 19, 2008, 08:09:52 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:

Can you post a pic?  ;)


(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/spitdrink.gif)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 08:13:38 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)

That I haven't eaten enough hot dogs in my life. Who knew there were so many options???  :evillaugh: :rotf:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 08:20:00 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)

That I haven't eaten enough hot dogs in my life. Who knew there were so many options???  :evillaugh: :rotf:

I'm analyzing the data, there is no way the polska is 19.6 inches long.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: morningAngel on March 19, 2008, 08:33:06 PM
don't have time to read the whole thread
congrats to WE on the new job tho...
 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2008, 09:30:13 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)

That I haven't eaten enough hot dogs in my life. Who knew there were so many options???  :evillaugh: :rotf:

Cross-posting this:
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/penisfestivalEPA_450x300.jpg)

I'm analyzing the data, there is no way the polska is 19.6 inches long.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html)


holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
I'm sure her lawyers will be ble to crack the case wide open.   :-)
Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:05:13 AM
Quote
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html)


holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
I'm sure her lawyers will be ble to crack the case wide open.   :-)

 . . . it would be true poetic justice if her attorney tore the doctor a new asshole.

Title: Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Post by: Chris_ on March 20, 2008, 08:14:37 AM
Quote
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html)


holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
I'm sure her lawyers will be ble to crack the case wide open.   :-)

 . . . it would be true poetic justice if her attorney tore the doctor a new asshole.



That was a perfect pun!  :rotf: