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Title: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2010, 09:52:04 AM: I slept for 4 hours, got up for four hours and slept for another 4...
For breakfast I had a tub of cheesy hash brown casserole. Mmmm Mmmmm.
(You can get that at HyVee Deli)

OK so I dreamed I had a girlfriend. and she was covered from head to toe in acne.
Seriously. This gal was pimple city.
Whenever she would sit or move, I would hear Pop! Pop! Pop!

It was like dating Bubble Wrap.

You could tell she was really self conscious about it, but I wanted to be the supporting guy and I pretended to ignore it.

I think I must have ate a whole pound of HyVee casserole before I went back to sleep. I had NO idea that breakfast could do ya in.
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2010, 10:19:55 AM: Dude, that story was vesta-esque.

Seriously.
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2010, 10:56:37 AM: I had a nightmare once...dreamed I was a baby... Dolly Parton was my momma
...and the damn doctor put me on the bottle.
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2010, 11:42:44 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2010, 10:19:55 AM
Dude, that story was vesta-esque.

Seriously.

:yeahthat:
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: asdf2231 on May 16, 2010, 12:05:06 PM: I had a dream where I was at a truckstop and all of these people were trying to offer me bannanas and summer sausage and I couldnt tell if they were men or women and for some wierd reason I was dressed like Marie Antoinette.

I wonder if that means anything?
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2010, 12:06:23 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on May 16, 2010, 12:05:06 PM
I had a dream where I was at a truckstop and all of these people were trying to offer me bannanas and summer sausage and I couldnt tell if they were men or women and for some wierd reason I was dressed like Marie Antoinette.

I wonder if that means anything?

Ummm . . . you've got a secret desire to be a cross-dresser? :tongue:
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2010, 12:12:16 PM: NTM: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

No!

Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: Randy on May 16, 2010, 12:14:00 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2010, 12:06:23 PM
Ummm . . . you've got a secret desire to be a cross-dresser? :tongue:

Wehhh, not so secret now.

:-)
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2010, 01:34:48 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2010, 12:12:16 PM
NTM: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

No!

Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Real Genius 1985, a classic
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2010, 01:35:55 PM: Shoot, the only dream I remember from last night is a coworker grabbing me by the handle...
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: cavegal on May 16, 2010, 02:06:26 PM: I may be sorry I asked this..........but I am.....what is?...... vesta-esque?
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2010, 02:13:27 PM: Quote from: cavegal on May 16, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
I may be sorry I asked this..........but I am.....what is?...... vesta-esque?

That would be something that is long winded and often incomprehensible, and usually off topic. It's in reference to vesta numbers, aka vesta111.
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: cavegal on May 16, 2010, 02:15:11 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on May 16, 2010, 02:13:27 PM
That would be something that is long winded and often incomprehensible, and usually off topic. It's in reference to vesta numbers, aka vesta111.
Thanks
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 16, 2010, 02:21:19 PM: I usually want to forget the dreams I remember.
Title: Re: Mannn did I ever have a dream...This was a doozy.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2010, 03:56:45 PM: Quote from: Randy on May 16, 2010, 12:14:00 PM
Wehhh, not so secret now.

:-)

Okay. Had a secret desire to be a cross-dresser.