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Title: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Attero Dominatus on May 16, 2010, 12:14:20 AM
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Jeffersons Ghost  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-15-10 10:02 PM
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Do tin-foil hats still work?
   
Edited on Sat May-15-10 10:05 PM by Jeffersons Ghost
This is funny in a couple of places and Spooky in another section

Can the government, or more appropriately, the CIA, read your thoughts? Even worse, can they "Implant Thoughts" into your head? Would that be the ultimate Mind Control, if they could control what you actually think and yet, you could never even detect it?

There is overwhelming evidence to suggest this is the case. More and more these days we here about mass murderers quoted as saying "I hear voices in my head" or "A voice told me to do it". Is this a mass phenomena, a coincidence? Or is it the result of years of research and work by the CIA into secret electronic methods of mind control?

Mind control comes in many forms. Poisoning of our food supply, pharmaceutical and hard drugs, Monarch and personality imprinting, and Electronic, as well. Electronic mind control may be the most effective, in that it is practically invisible and not so easily detected. We are constantly surrounded by wires and antennas broadcasting everything from radio and T.V. signals to power plants and electrical grids and power lines. All of this has a subtle effect on our "subtle energy systems", i.e. Chakras. There are studies that have been done, particularly in Australia, which document the dangers of Cullular frequency and the increased rate of Brain Tumors and cancers. This information should not surprise anyone. But, is there a more planned, directed attack on people through electronic warfare? Absolutely!!

Electronics and sound come together when you are dealing with frequency. You can create an electronic device to produce specific frequencies. Frequencies, by themselves can shatter glass, explode an object, including a person, and effect the nature of energies already present at various earth locations. Frequencies combined with particular oscillation rates can do things you wouldn't even imagine. So, what has the military been doing with this technology?

Creating Mind Control Weapons, What Else?

Of course the Soviets were into this stuff a while before we were, but leave it to the Secret Societies to build up Russia enough so that the American Intelligence agencies would have to compete. Problem -Reaction - Solution. The Masonic Way.

So, during the 1950's our own Military got involved in this research, and today the original MK-ULTRA project has secretly evolved into something much more devastation.

There is speculation that HAARP involves elements of this "Electronic Mind Control". There is a system of Towers around the United States that are linked to HAARP in Alaska.

http://www.freedomdomain.com/Mindcontrol/mindelectronic...
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Yessss, the VRWC knows all of your thoughts. We control everything. Even the existence of DU is a part of an elaborate plot.  :tongue:

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RKP5637  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-15-10 10:06 PM
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1. I have no doubt at all this is very plausible. n/t
   
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2. Hearing voices, especially voices that command one to do something
   
ia a classic sign of schizophrenia. This was true before the advent of the electronic miasma in which we all now swim.

The authors may wish to consider upgrading from tinfoil to lead.
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Jeffersons Ghost  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-15-10 10:13 PM
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4. ULF and ELF go through lead hats, like a hot knife goes through butter
   
and they can be pulsed at a rate that closely matches normal, human biorhythms.
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6. Guess they'll have to settle for kryptonite.
   
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Jeffersons Ghost  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-15-10 11:04 PM
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13. Frequency info:
   
In San Liandro, Dr. Elizabeth Rausher, Director of a technical research facility, has been doing Extra-Low Frequency (ELF) research on humans for some time. One of the frequencies produces nausea for more than an hour Another frequency, she calls the "marijuana frequency," produces euphoria and gets people laughing. "Give me the money and three months," she says "and I'll affect the behavior of 80% of the people inn this town, without their knowing it." Frequency Quotes Harry Martin and David Caul

Very Low Frequency (VLF) at around 30 KHZ can cause vomiting and abdominal pains. "Some very low frequency modulations can cause the disruption of human organs and, at high power levels, can crumble masonry." Non-lethality, Dr. John B. Alexander
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BrklynLiberal  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-15-10 10:16 PM
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5. I sure hope so!!!!!!!

(http://andrewbreitbartmallcop.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tin-foil-hat.jpg)
   
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22. O christ
   
Edited on Sun May-16-10 12:10 AM by Confusious
This global electromagnetic resonance phenomenon is named after physicist Winfried Otto Schumann who predicted it mathematically in 1952. Schumann resonances occur because the space between the surface of the Earth and the conductive ionosphere acts as a closed waveguide. The limited dimensions of the Earth cause this waveguide to act as a resonant cavity for electromagnetic waves in the ELF band. The cavity is naturally excited by electric currents in lightning. Schumann resonances are the principal background in the electromagnetic spectrum between 3–69 Hz, and appear as distinct peaks at extremely low frequencies (ELF) around 7.83, 14.3, 20.8, 27.3 and 33.8 Hz.

Makers of a product called the Power Balance Bracelet, which claims to improve balance and strength, may have claimed that Schumann resonances appear in the human body and that "incorrect" resonance frequencies cause problems with the "energy field" of the body. As Schumann resonances occur in the Earth's magnetic field as a result of lightning strikes this claim is of course false.

While the earth's magnetic field has reversed, the earth has never stopped and started rotating the other way around.

It's disappointing that so many around here go for the woo.

And we wonder why the United States is going down the intertubes.
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KonaKane  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-15-10 11:19 PM
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16. They still work here.
   
In the last week I have seen DU threads that....


Claim Mullah Omar has been captured but it was news to the US government

Claim Obama is "scrapping" the Iraq withdrawal

Claim Obama is in the pockets of the oil industry because some of his campaign donations came from them

Claim Kagan said she "loves the Federalist Society"

Parrot the tired old, Snopes disproven claim that there is a "North American Union" being planned that will join Canada, the USA and Mexico into a single nation and currency.


It's disheartening to learn that tinfoil hattism is not limited to the loons on the right.
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Not so much the right as Ronulans and leftists and 9.11 conspiracy theories.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: sofa king on May 16, 2010, 12:21:27 AM
wow...

can you imagine living life as one of these dummys (and don't get me wrong, i am sure that many dummys don't live like this.) 


(but then again,  seriously...  how many dummys do you think actually live like this?)



(ok.  i have to come clean.  my guess?  most dummys live like this.)



dummys.

wow...


Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 16, 2010, 12:28:05 AM
They are catching on that the VRWC has been able to defeat aluminum foil, unless its anodized.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: LC EFA on May 16, 2010, 01:15:48 AM
Tin foil hats are so 90's.

Get your AFDB  (http://zapatopi.net/afdb/)here !
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2010, 01:20:05 AM
They are catching on that the VRWC has been able to defeat aluminum foil, unless its anodized.

Gold-plated foil? 

Interesting.... 

If true, who needs Diebold.  We could saturate the atmosphere (especially near polling places) with a mind controling EMP, DUmmies will vote conservative, and not only will they not know why, they won't even know they did it! 

GENIUS!  Rove, you magnificent bastard!   :hi5:
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2010, 01:29:56 AM
Tin foil hats are so 90's.

Get your AFDB  (http://zapatopi.net/afdb/)here !

Here's something I've always wondered about:

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A Note About The Shiny Side:

It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.

Could it be that DUmmies are not only wearing their foil too tight, but also wrong-side out?   :hammer:

They are, after all, DUmmies....   :whatever:


Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2010, 07:11:50 AM
No, Jefferson's Ghost, they don't.  When the VRWC LabsTM cracked the secret of gravitic waves back in 2004, and then conquered modulation and EM spectrum transformation two years later, we got around the entire problem of your pathetic but slightly-effective attempts to hide from our pervasive microwave-based array.

There is no hope for you.  Now get a job and produce something besides stupid internet posts, or the pain begins. 

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2010, 07:24:33 AM
No, Jefferson's Ghost, they don't.  When the VRWC LabsTM cracked the secret of gravitic waves back in 2004, and then conquered modulation and EM spectrum transformation two years later, we got around the entire problem of your pathetic but slightly-effective attempts to hide from our pervasive microwave-based array.

There is no hope for you.  Now get a job and produce something besides stupid internet posts, or the pain begins. 

 :evillaugh:

I'd hi5 you for that one if we still could.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 16, 2010, 09:30:43 AM
I say to lock yourself in a Faraday cage and throw away the key, Jeffersons Ghost.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: vesta111 on May 16, 2010, 10:15:20 AM
HMMMMMMM

Why is it now illegal to flash subliminal messages at a movie theatre or on TV.?

False memory's fascinate me, started when I became an adult and found that my memory's about childhood did not agree with my parents.  Then when my kids became adults my memory's of them differed to some extent from theirs.

A documentary a few years ago filmed 6 everyday people taken for a hike in the desert wearing cameras on hard hats that filmed everything.  One of the hikers was a ringer, part of the production crew and was fully aware of the agenda.

The five hikers had two doctors, and a lawyer on board.

At the correct time the ringer would begin to place suggestions in the other five people heads.    " Sheeese, do you you hear something odd like a buzzing.?" At least one of the others said they heard it too.

Later he would point at a small Joshia cactus and say he thought he saw someone with a gun.  At the time of the end of the hike the ringer fell forward yelling he had been shot and was bleeding.  Two of the hikers picked him up and ran dragging him to the production van.   All piled in and was dropped off at home telling the hikers they would take the shot victim to the hospital.  The crew dressed in Cop uniforms came to each house to take a report.   They were told the ringer had died.

Twice a week the five survivors were interview by the crew and a master of misdirection all together to recount what if anything else they remembered.

Each meeting more and more memory's came up until all 5 had the same memory's.

All agreed that as they walked they came across a fence with a sign saying, " US Government, keep out.

The all agreed they walked past the area and saw 4-5 men in full battle gear watching them.

They all agreed they heard the shot that felled the 6'Th man, saw the blood and took him to the hospital immediately.

Five TVs were wheeled in, one for each hiker to play a video of what actually happend from the view of their helmet cams.

Very sad here, the films for all just showed them walking about and at the end of the hike the Ringer just fell down and yelled he had been shot.  No blood, no fence, no sign, no one else around.  The ringer in fact got up and limped to the van he was not dragged.

All 5 hikers would not accept the video as real, to this day thy believe they know what they saw and experienced.  

When the ringer was brought in to explain the experiment all 5 stated that this was not the man they went hiking with and it was a Government cover up.

Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2010, 10:18:29 AM
Seriously vesta, if I were you, I'd go out a buy a case of the ****ers.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Randy on May 16, 2010, 10:33:10 AM
Seriously vesta, if I were you, I'd go out a buy a case of the ****ers.

Might consider getting it implanted too....
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: vesta111 on May 16, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Seriously vesta, if I were you, I'd go out a buy a case of the ****ers.

Gee Sparky, this was a documentary I watched, I was in no way responsible for the program or the ideas it created.

However I did call Demoulas, Walmart, KMart and Shaws and when I inquired if they sold ****ers by the case they denied it.

Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Randy on May 16, 2010, 10:37:29 AM

However I did call Demoulas, Walmart, KMart and Shaws and when I inquired if they sold ****ers by the case they denied it.



That's because they're protected by the VRWC and not available to the commoners.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2010, 10:38:12 AM
Tinfoil works...wrap head in tinfoil...preheat oven to 400 degrees...place head in oven and bake for 2 hours.....no more voices.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2010, 01:06:28 PM
Tinfoil works...wrap head in tinfoil...preheat oven to 400 degrees...place head in oven and bake for 2 hours.....no more voices.

Use the microwave....

It's faster....   :rotf:
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2010, 01:22:08 PM
Use the microwave....

It's faster....   :rotf:

Wouldn't work.  Vesta couldn't figure out how to bypass the interlock that prevents a microwave from working with the door open.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: vesta111 on May 16, 2010, 01:28:09 PM
Tinfoil works...wrap head in tinfoil...preheat oven to 400 degrees...place head in oven and bake for 2 hours.....no more voices.

ERRRRRR Johnny, if I wish to stop the voices in my head, I would as my heart Doctor suggested I do, to keep stress down---Turn off FOX NEWS.

Now about the tinfoil hat, how I wish it would work, better to get messages from some dog the neighbors own ---at least I could debate with the pooch with the hat, then have to sit by and watch a few, perhaps 10,000 humans inslave the planet.

All for what, respect they earn from their bank balance, respect+ fear and an ego that that makes them a target for their enemy.?.

Vesta puts on tin foil hat and asks====

Give me the tin hat when I most need it, when I stand on a mountain top at sun rise--or set, when I visit a hospital that has 70% of their money going to keep the new Born's alive, some of them only 5 months gestation.  The Government gives 200 times the amount of money to abortion clinics then to the Hospitals that need to save the life of a born child that will fit into the palm of your hand.

Give me that hat when I can afford a weeks grocery's, a roof over my head, Water and sewage, electricity , heat in the winter, cool in the summer.

To me I deserve this after 40 years of work, but do I really deserve this ,?? Lots of people work 40 years and come away with nothing.  Unions have stolen their pension fund, EX wife or ex husband has attached their retirement income. Poor Joan Kennedy had her own children sue her for trying to sell her own home.

We sit back in horror as oil spills, terrorists acts and what not hit us, if I put on my foil hat it will tell me to sell out everything I own.  I would listen when it told me to move to the mountains on NC, buy a few acres and build a log cabin, above or semi below ground.  Give me a good artisan well with pure spring water, A tool boxfull of non electric tools.  a pellet stove, an old junker to go to town for chicken feed and with the Obama care free medication.  Going to need something to sweeten up the out house., Lime?

A good stress free life no tinfoil hats around, no radio, TV or PC.

Whats the cost---

Land and home, $30,000 all else another $10,000 at most. Taxes about $600 a year, no Central heating, no bathrooms .

Got kids, then buy the latest encyclopedias you can find, Home school the kids, have them read and memorise each and every entry. starting withthe Advark/




Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2010, 01:34:33 PM
Wouldn't work.  Vesta couldn't figure out how to bypass the interlock that prevents a microwave from working with the door open.

Bull!

It's the first thing DUmmies learn how to do, so they can do their "experiments"....

The more experienced ones move on to chicken wire, jet fuel, and cinderblocks....
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: vesta111 on May 16, 2010, 03:17:17 PM
Bull!

It's the first thing DUmmies learn how to do, so they can do their "experiments"....

The more experienced ones move on to chicken wire, jet fuel, and cinderblocks....

 Well--what got your thong in a twist.


Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2010, 03:57:17 PM
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There is overwhelming evidence to suggest this is the case

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: PatriotGame on May 16, 2010, 05:24:03 PM
They are catching on that the VRWC has been able to defeat aluminum foil, unless its anodized.
HA!!!

Wanna bet?
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Attero Dominatus on May 16, 2010, 05:49:02 PM
They are catching on that the VRWC has been able to defeat aluminum foil, unless its anodized.

Karl Rove's newest Mind Reader machine does away with electromagnetic radiation (meaning no amount of metal will protect them) and makes use of quantum entanglement to read minds. The Swine Flu was a hoax to inject the DUmmies with vaccines that contained neurotransmitters whose molecules had electrons entangled with the electrons stored inside the Mind Reader. The best part about it is that the original information contained in the DUmmies brains is destroyed to create a copy of the information in the machine, making them dumber in the process.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2010, 06:14:02 PM
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The best part about it is that the original information contained in the DUmmies brains is destroyed to create a copy of the information in the machine, making them dumber in the process.

Unpossible !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 17, 2010, 08:29:43 AM
Unpossible !!!!!!!

Hey, that's my line! :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: thundley4 on May 17, 2010, 08:40:11 AM
Hey, that's my line! :hammer: :-)

I knew I had seen it somewhere.  :-)
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 17, 2010, 05:37:41 PM
Well--what got your thong in a twist.




Nothing....

I just don't buy into the premise that DUmmies don't know how to disable the door safety on a microwave....
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 17, 2010, 05:44:56 PM
Karl Rove's newest Mind Reader machine does away with electromagnetic radiation (meaning no amount of metal will protect them) and makes use of quantum entanglement to read minds. The Swine Flu was a hoax to inject the DUmmies with vaccines that contained neurotransmitters whose molecules had electrons entangled with the electrons stored inside the Mind Reader. The best part about it is that the original information contained in the DUmmies brains is destroyed to create a copy of the information in the machine, making them dumber in the process.


I remember reading about this in the VRWC Newsletter several years ago....

"The Machine" was tested by planting the idea that Walmart/Target/Haliburton had entered into a partnership to build underground detention centers beneath Walmart and Target stores, using the detainees as slave labor to manufacture the products sold in the store above, in return for food, shelter, health care, and "re-training"....

From what I read on DUmp postings during the Bush/Rove reign, "The Machine" worked perfectly, and continues to do so today....
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: Mike220 on May 17, 2010, 06:08:36 PM
I remember reading about this in the VRWC Newsletter several years ago....

"The Machine" was tested by planting the idea that Walmart/Target/Haliburton had entered into a partnership to build underground detention centers beneath Walmart and Target stores, using the detainees as slave labor to manufacture the products sold in the store above, in return for food, shelter, health care, and "re-training"....

From what I read on DUmp postings during the Bush/Rove reign, "The Machine" worked perfectly, and continues to do so today....

So much for OPSEC.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: zeitgeist on May 17, 2010, 06:14:29 PM
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Aiming a radar unit at the dummy with his helmet inside out would be just like a jiffy pop pop corn popper. Heads a popin yeah baby.




Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: chitownchica on May 17, 2010, 06:24:54 PM
I haven't had a chance to go to the original post, but I wonder if the cat man/woman(?) has shown up to discuss its experiences with alternate viewing.
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: diesel driver on May 17, 2010, 06:26:18 PM
So much for OPSEC.

Naw, this is old news....

We are just waiting for the right moment (like November 2nd) to use it again....

Besides, we're dealing with DUmmies here.  You can tell them what you will be doing, and when you will do it, and they still won't believe it, even as it is happening to them....
Title: Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2010, 07:49:33 PM
So much for OPSEC.

I just got sick and tired of harping on it. ::) :whatever: