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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: The Village Idiot on May 15, 2010, 05:29:09 PM
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Still want to legalize drugs?
http://www.arcataeye.com/2010/05/lsd-tripper-amputates-flushes-monster-containing-testicles-%E2%80%93-may-12-2010/
The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,†appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.
On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.â€
The victim, who police say had a Tennessee address, was with several friends when he began to experience negative feelings. He was dropped off at the Jay Street residence, to which Arcata Police responded at 4:18 p.m. that day.
“We just thought it was an isolated incident,†said Police Chief Tom Chapman. He said calls to aid people having a bad experience with LSD or psilocybin mushrooms are “not uncommon.†But a flurry of subsequent incidents represent an unusual surge in LSD-related calls for service.
On May 8, a 21-year-old male subject took LSD and wandered away from his residence. He left his shoes, adequate clothing, and cell phone behind and did not tell anyone where he was going. He wandered around the forest for days while concerned friends and family looked for him. He eventually returned a couple days later.
On May 9, officers responded to the Mad River Hospital to assist with a combative 19-year-old male subject who was undergoing “flashbacks.†The subject had ingested LSD two weeks ago. Today, officers found him standing in the field being held by three friends who were attempting to get him into the emergency room. The friends were requesting police assistance and wanted their friend to get help. The officers detained the subject and held him for psychiatric evaluation by Humboldt County Mental Health.
Last night, officers responded to the 900 block of H Street where an 18-year-old male subject, who was under the influence of LSD, was throwing himself on the ground in the middle of the street. He was arrested and taken to jail.
Also last night, May 11,officers from APD assisted officers from UPD arrest a subject who was under the influence of LSD.
Officers from the Arcata Police Department also had two additional contacts with unrelated subjects undergoing “flashbacks.†Both were cared for by friends and family. One subject was taken out of the area and back home by his family.
The Arcata Police Department would like to remind you that the effects of LSD are extremely unpredictable. Many LSD users experience flashbacks long after initially using the drug. It is difficult to determine how long the effects of the LSD will last. The physical effects include dilated pupils, higher body temperature, increased heart rate and blood pressure, sweating, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, dry mouth, and tremors.
Some LSD users experience severe, terrifying thoughts and feelings, fear of losing control, fear of insanity and death, and despair while using LSD. Some fatal accidents have occurred during states of LSD intoxication
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I could only get as far as...."castrated himself" in this one! :thatsright:
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Darwin Award applies. He has taken himself out of the gene pool.
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My package has been called a monster but I never had the urge to cut it off.
:evillaugh:
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Darwin Award applies. He has taken himself out of the gene pool.
Technically you have to die to be a Darwin Award correct? I know he has no balls now.
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Technically you have to die to be a Darwin Award correct? I know he has no balls now.
No, not dead... just removed from the gene pool. That is the criteria. Unable to breed... end of the family line.... thats why its called the Darwin Award get it?
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Next on OW! My Balls! Hormel trips on LSD and flushes is balls down the toilet!
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-cat-has-balloon.jpg)
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No, not dead... just removed from the gene pool. That is the criteria. Unable to breed... end of the family line.... thats why its called the Darwin Award get it?
Thanks for clarification. I used to look up Darwin Awards all the time. Have not in a few years..
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-cat-has-balloon.jpg)
:rotf:
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Next on OW! My Balls! Hormel trips on LSD and flushes is balls down the toilet!
That brings up a question that I never really wanted to ask.... can the pump work without anything to ...er.... pump?
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That brings up a question that I never really wanted to ask.... can the pump work without anything to ...er.... pump?
Yes, although not guaranteed.
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Yes, although not guaranteed.
OK... now lets talk about something else. lol
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That many bad trips in the same area suggests something more to this story.
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What's his DU name?
Squeaky?
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My package has been called a monster but I never had the urge to cut it off.
:evillaugh:
You sure it wasn't for pure ugliness?
As far as the OP goes, it sounds like a win-win to me.
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THIS DEMOCRAT VOTER WILL NOT REPRODUCE!!!
THE ENTIRE WORLD REJOICES!!!111
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Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles.
So he'll now fit in at DU.
Ha!
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My package has been called a monster but I never had the urge to cut it off.
:evillaugh:
Those who brag about such things tend to be liars. :fuelfire:
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On May 9, officers responded to the Mad River Hospital to assist with a combative 19-year-old male subject who was undergoing “flashbacks.â€
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Officers from the Arcata Police Department also had two additional contacts with unrelated subjects undergoing “flashbacks.â€
I have never knowingly ingested narcotics, but a few years back, I was going through a period where I was having episodes where I would feel really odd and have flashbacks to dreams I've had. I even saw a doctor for it, but they never tested me for drugs. To this day, I still don't know what was causing it.