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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
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wow...it's like she peered deep into my soul and...totally imposed her own being into what she wanted to see:
NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Thu May-13-10 01:30 AM
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It's Going to Happen
While you’re sitting there listening to Limbaugh, or watching Beck – while you’re carrying a mis-spelled placard around with words like No amnety! or Make English our Offical Language, or some other slogan that slaughters the language you allegedly hold so dear – while you go teabaggin’ with your equally ill-informed neighbors, leaving no doubt in anyone’s mind about how ignorant you are – while you’re railing against the immigrants who are ruining the community you live in – while you’re tossing around words and phrases you think denote your superiority over non-White, non-Christians that actually demonstrate your inferior intellect, it’s going to happen.
Your son is going to meet some slope-eyed gook in his high school science class, and think she’s the most beautiful, articulate young woman he’s ever met. He’s going to dream about taking her to the prom – and eventually, he will. And your ravings about it will fall on decidedly deaf ears. He’ll start wondering why you’re such a bloviating idiot, incapable of seeing in her everything that he sees, plain as day.
Your daughter is going to go away to college. She’s going to room with a dorm-mate she finds fascinating and witty. When she finds out her roommate is a lesbian, it’s not going to change her affection or admiration for her one iota. She’s going to question exactly what it is about this lovely friend, and people like her, that you find so offensive. She’s going to start finding you and your ideas to be more offensive than anything her roommate has ever said or done.
Your youngest brother is going to follow in the footsteps of his father, his grandfather, and his uncles, and join the military. He’s going to be stationed somewhere in the Middle East. He’s going to become best friends with an Iraqi translator who shares his love of the same books, the same music, the same art. He’s going to wonder why you think his new friend is so vastly “different†because they don’t practice the same religion – when, in fact, they are so similar in so many respects. He’s going to realize that you’re a narrow-minded jerk – and a lot less of a “good Christian†than you’ve always professed yourself to be.
Your favorite cousin is going to “come out†at a family reunion. He’s going to introduce his partner to everyone in attendance, and proudly so. Some of your family members will embrace the idea – some won’t. But those who do will start seeing you as a mindless homophobe, and will be grateful that their favorite cousin didn’t wind up with someone as blatantly narrow-minded as you take pride in being.
Your best bud at work is going to invite you to a meeting about joining a union. He’s going to explain to you why unions exist to protect workers’ rights, while you go on and on about socialism and communism (and all the other terms you don’t understand, but spew anyway by rote), and how the country is going down the toilet because workers are demanding safe working conditions and an honest wage. He’s going to realize you’re too deafened by talking points from the very people who don’t care whether you earn enough to look after your family to hear the facts that are in your own best interest.
Your wife is going to stop attending the church you and she have been members of for as long as anyone can remember, (at first with some sense of reluctance, and later with great enthusiasm), because she’s come to realize that the preaching of politics from the pulpit is as un-American as it is un-Christian.
She’ll remember that Jesus said to “render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’sâ€. She’ll remember that Jesus admonished his followers to look after the poor, the homeless, the sick, and the helpless in His name – and she’ll recognize that these simple truths have been supplanted by political persuasion that preach the exact opposite behavior as being “Christian values†to be adhered to.
She’ll start wondering when the man she has shared a bed with for all of her adult life became too far removed from Christ’s teachings to recognize that they are being turned into something abhorrent, something so contrary to their purpose. She’ll recognize that the man she looked up to for years has turned out to be someone to be looked down upon – an easily-manipulated sheep, as opposed to the manly shepherd she once thought she’d married.
It is going to happen. And this is how.
The world, and the nation we live in, changes every day – sometimes by inches, often in movements too small to be detected in the great scheme of things.
But it is changing – one citizen at a time, one moment-of-truth at a time, one life-long friendship at a time, one realization at a time, one mixed-race baby at a time, one inter-faith marriage at a time, one welcome to the community regardless-of-where-you-came-from at a time, one I-love-you-no-matter-what-comes-our-way at a time, one I-will-stand-with-you-and-uphold-your-rights at a time, one Nation Indivisible by those who would divide us for their own purposes, whatever their purposes might be.
To say that it’s going to happen is to predict the inevitable. It is happening as we speak.
And it is as righteous and pre-destined as it is wondrous to behold.
This country has, from its inception, been shaped by those who refused to be identified with one religion, one ethnic background, one political persuasion, one opinion, one language, one culture, one perception, one way of thinking, being, or believing to the exclusion of all else.
The tapestry we have become is enhanced by its many colors, and strengthened by its many threads.
And so shall it always be. Amen.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x297301
You know what else is going to happen?
You're going to have conservative members try and explain their views and you will ban them.
You'll have conservative friends on faceBook and you'll unfriend them.
You will have conservative family members and you will make their lives a living hell rather than except them during the holidays.
You'll have a thousand opportunities to shed your misconceptions of hatred and racism but instead of coming to a place where you can deal intelligently with your political rivals you will instead resort to cheap, unfounded stereotypes that have no bearing on reality because you're too much of a coward to deal with facts. You will reject every chance to NOT see people as evil and mean-spirited but your fantasies of hate bring you more comfort.
The only thing that WON'T happen?
You'll never admit it.
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Hey Nance you IDIOT;
While you’re sitting there listening to Limbaugh, or watching Beck – while you’re carrying a mis-spelled placard around
You misspelled misspelled! You DUmb ass.
:lmao:
That's too rich.
KC
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There's a lot of nance asskissing going on in that there thread.
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Hey Nance you IDIOT;
You misspelled misspelled! You DUmb ass.
:lmao:
That's too rich.
KC
She did it a few months back and it was pointed out by some DUmmy. She got pissed and took her ball and went home. They had to beg her to come back in a public apology thread. She only recently returned.
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It's gonna happen.
Your son is going to go away to college and then come home and say, "Mom, dad, ya'll are some f*cked up hippie liberals. Get off the drugs.".
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She did it a few months back and it was pointed out by some DUmmy. She got pissed and took her ball and went home. They had to beg her to come back in a public apology thread. She only recently returned.
That just hit my funny bone. When you're running down people who are carrying misspelled signs and you misspell the word while pointing out how 'inferior' they are ..... that's some funny shit right there!
KC
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How come she gets away with using a racist term like she did in the 1st line of the 2nd paragraph when describing someone who's Korean?
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It's gonna happen.
Your son is going to go away to college and then come home and say, "Mom, dad, ya'll are some f*cked up hippie liberals. Get off the drugs.".
Or, your son is going to come home and say, "Mom, Dad, I'm enlisting in the Marines. I ship out to Parris Island in a week."
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How come she gets away with using a racist term like she did in the 1st line of the 2nd paragraph when describing someone who's Korean?
She's pretending to speak in the voice of a conservative and since it reinforces their mastubatory self-delusions it is permitted.
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Or, your son is going to come home and say, "Mom, Dad, I'm enlisting in the Marines. I ship out to Parris Island in a week."
And we've seen what happens when that does. :evillaugh:
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She lost me at slope-eyed gook. I didn't read any further. Why are they always the ones who talk about race or sexual preference? They are obsessed with it.
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"Liberals" are some of the most racist people on the planet and her OP is a prime example . . .
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You're going to fumble out of bed one afternoon and discover you're out of drugs, the bottles are empty, and you can't crawl across the border any more.
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Go crawl back into your bottle, Nance. Nobody cares what you have to say.
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"Liberals" are some of the most racist people on the planet and her OP is a prime example . . .
Exactly.
Let me guess, this DUnut is a teacher? In the lower grades I bet.
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Thu May-13-10 01:30 AM
Your son is going to meet some slope-eyed gook in his high school science class, and think she’s the most beautiful, articulate young woman he’s ever met. He’s going to dream about taking her to the prom – and eventually, he will. And your ravings about it will fall on decidedly deaf ears. He’ll start wondering why you’re such a bloviating idiot, incapable of seeing in her everything that he sees, plain as day.
Actually it was sophomore English. And she wasn't a "gook." I guess using your slang, she was a "chink." My third girlfriend was mixed black/Hispanic. I dated my RA shortly before I met my girlfriend last year. She's Indian. My family didn't care. Nice try.
Your daughter is going to go away to college. She’s going to room with a dorm-mate she finds fascinating and witty. When she finds out her roommate is a lesbian, it’s not going to change her affection or admiration for her one iota. She’s going to question exactly what it is about this lovely friend, and people like her, that you find so offensive. She’s going to start finding you and your ideas to be more offensive than anything her roommate has ever said or done.
You haven't met my sister. She's bi-sexual. I dislike her stupidity for continuing to return to the husband that beats the shit out of her on a regular basis all the while telling my mom she's the worst person in the world. That's why she's been disowned.
Your youngest brother is going to follow in the footsteps of his father, his grandfather, and his uncles, and join the military. He’s going to be stationed somewhere in the Middle East. He’s going to become best friends with an Iraqi translator who shares his love of the same books, the same music, the same art. He’s going to wonder why you think his new friend is so vastly “different†because they don’t practice the same religion – when, in fact, they are so similar in so many respects. He’s going to realize that you’re a narrow-minded jerk – and a lot less of a “good Christian†than you’ve always professed yourself to be.
The "terp" is probably a good guy that doesn't want to be ruled by a sixth century belief system that you want to protect as those who follow it would saw your head off for looking at them the wrong way. One of my close friends on my ship was a Lebanese guy named Dawit. Ex-squid, but smart :innocent:... And a Muslim. Didn't bother me a bit.
Your favorite cousin is going to “come out†at a family reunion. He’s going to introduce his partner to everyone in attendance, and proudly so. Some of your family members will embrace the idea – some won’t. But those who do will start seeing you as a mindless homophobe, and will be grateful that their favorite cousin didn’t wind up with someone as blatantly narrow-minded as you take pride in being.
That would be the sister I already mentioned.
Your best bud at work is going to invite you to a meeting about joining a union. He’s going to explain to you why unions exist to protect workers’ rights, while you go on and on about socialism and communism (and all the other terms you don’t understand, but spew anyway by rote), and how the country is going down the toilet because workers are demanding safe working conditions and an honest wage. He’s going to realize you’re too deafened by talking points from the very people who don’t care whether you earn enough to look after your family to hear the facts that are in your own best interest.
I was part of a union in Seattle. It was worthless. They protect themselves, not me. And all that shit they managed to get. Happened 100 years ago. Not much need anymore. Thankfully I live in a right to work state.
Your wife is going to stop attending the church you and she have been members of for as long as anyone can remember, (at first with some sense of reluctance, and later with great enthusiasm), because she’s come to realize that the preaching of politics from the pulpit is as un-American as it is un-Christian.
I'm agnostic and my girlfriend is an avowed atheist. Strike... five?
She’ll remember that Jesus said to “render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’sâ€. She’ll remember that Jesus admonished his followers to look after the poor, the homeless, the sick, and the helpless in His name – and she’ll recognize that these simple truths have been supplanted by political persuasion that preach the exact opposite behavior as being “Christian values†to be adhered to.
And the church groups that do it are much more effective than the government. What the churches receive through donations, the government takes at the point of a gun.
She’ll start wondering when the man she has shared a bed with for all of her adult life became too far removed from Christ’s teachings to recognize that they are being turned into something abhorrent, something so contrary to their purpose. She’ll recognize that the man she looked up to for years has turned out to be someone to be looked down upon – an easily-manipulated sheep, as opposed to the manly shepherd she once thought she’d married.
It is going to happen. And this is how.
The world, and the nation we live in, changes every day – sometimes by inches, often in movements too small to be detected in the great scheme of things.
But it is changing – one citizen at a time, one moment-of-truth at a time, one life-long friendship at a time, one realization at a time, one mixed-race baby at a time, one inter-faith marriage at a time, one welcome to the community regardless-of-where-you-came-from at a time, one I-love-you-no-matter-what-comes-our-way at a time, one I-will-stand-with-you-and-uphold-your-rights at a time, one Nation Indivisible by those who would divide us for their own purposes, whatever their purposes might be.
To say that it’s going to happen is to predict the inevitable. It is happening as we speak.
And it is as righteous and pre-destined as it is wondrous to behold.
This country has, from its inception, been shaped by those who refused to be identified with one religion, one ethnic background, one political persuasion, one opinion, one language, one culture, one perception, one way of thinking, being, or believing to the exclusion of all else.
The tapestry we have become is enhanced by its many colors, and strengthened by its many threads.
And so shall it always be. Amen.
I think I left something less repulsive and full of shit in the head this morning before finals.
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DUmmies always like starting these "supposedly" castigating threads just so they can hurl racial slurs like there's no tomorrow.
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How come she gets away with using a racist term like she did in the 1st line of the 2nd paragraph when describing someone who's Korean?
Those rules do not apply to the annointed ones.
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Your son is going to meet some slope-eyed gook in his high school science class, and think she’s the most beautiful, articulate young woman he’s ever met. He’s going to dream about taking her to the prom – and eventually, he will. And your ravings about it will fall on decidedly deaf ears. He’ll start wondering why you’re such a bloviating idiot, incapable of seeing in her everything that he sees, plain as day.
Well.....it "already happened" to us.....our youngest son married a wonderful Chinese girl, who just happened to be "Law Review" from Georgetown, and a member of the "Federalist Society".......she is so conservative that we look "moderate" by comparison......
Oh, and she was just appointed a Professor of Law at Cornell.....
We are very proud of her.......
Racist DUmmie asshats!
doc
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Well.....it "already happened" to us.....our youngest son married a wonderful Chinese girl, who just happened to be "Law Review" from Georgetown, and a member of the "Federalist Society".......she is so conservative that we look "moderate" by comparison......
Oh, and she was just appointed a Professor of Law at Cornell.....
She wouldn't happen to have a sister, would she?
:hyper:
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She wouldn't happen to have a sister, would she?
:hyper:
or maybe an aunt?
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If I found out one of my sons passed on some fine Eurasian tail for any such dumbshit reason, I'd have to slap him silly. You only go around once in life. And my daughter is already married off to a gun-loving, hetero, Conservative guy who happens to be White, the very last item of which description is the only one that doesn't matter a hoot in Hell to me.
:rotf:
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Sigh...
The missus and I are both white, and both of us have American heritage going back to the 2nd ship after the Mayflower.
Even though the missus is white, she has features commonly associated with Asians. Genetics and all that.
Even though I am white, I have some features commonly associated with blacks - Again, genetics and all that.
My oldest Girls 'BFF' is black - and is one of the sweetest kids you could ever hope to meet.
My brother is Married to a 1st Generation American born of pure Portuguese parents - Meaning she and their kids have features commonly associated with Hispanics, and they live in a bilingual household.
Because of the Portuguese in my blood as well, I turn brown when I'm out in the sun.. Hawaiian Tropics Brown. Sadly, the missus bursts into flames when exposed to the sun for too long.
We have good friends and relatives who are gay or bisexual.
I have friends and relatives who are part of nearly every religion or non-religion you can think of, Save for Muslim or Scientology. Not that I discriminate against either, we just know nobody who is.
Nance - you seem to have a problem with stereotyping conservatives, as do most liberals. This will be your political downfall.
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Even though I am white, I have some features commonly associated with blacks ...
Somebody is bra-a-a-agging.
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Somebody is bra-a-a-agging.
Sadly -- its none of the 'legendary' features.. That part is absolutely white :rotf:
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Sadly -- its none of the 'legendary' features.. That part is absolutely white :rotf:
At least it isn't Chinese.
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Somebody is bra-a-a-agging.
Sounds like some bunny is feeling a little envy, having focused on a particular 'feature'. You haven't been feeling a little 'inadequate' lately, have you, long ears? :cheers1:
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It's Going to Happen
NanceGreggs will write a 20 paragraph screed that I can only get through two paragraphs.
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Sounds like some bunny is feeling a little envy, having focused on a particular 'feature'. You haven't been feeling a little 'inadequate' lately, have you, long ears? :cheers1:
He is a bunny -- their junk may be small, but they make up for it by being locked and loaded fifty times a day.. :popcorn:
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The one redeeming quality of that thread was it didn't contain that photo of her fish-lipped self she enjoys adding to most of her posts.
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The GOP, with a renewed and revitalized party, will take back Congress. It's going to happen.
Obama will lose in 2012 to a conservative, it's going to happen.
The political winds will shift back to the right as the rest of the country sees what idiots you Communists are, it's going to happen.
And you will be as irrelevant as you are now, and even more impotent, as people from outside the mental institution known as DU ignore your meaningless rantings.
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Thu May-13-10 01:30 AM
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It's Going to Happen
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Blah, Blah Blah...
Shutup and give me my god damned PONY !
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Blah, Blah Blah...
Shutup and give me my god damned PONY !
No pony, but I can spare a unicorn Elvis. How's that?
(http://grosgebarbie.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/my-little-pony-makeover-m-006.jpg)
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Thu May-13-10 01:30 AM
You haven't met my sister. She's bi-sexual. I dislike her stupidity for continuing to return to the husband that beats the shit out of her on a regular basis all the while telling my mom she's the worst person in the world. That's why she's been disowned.
You could discover that your "sister/brother" is actually "underground panther"....
I was part of a union in Seattle. It was worthless. They protect themselves, not me. And all that shit they managed to get. Happened 100 years ago. Not much need anymore. Thankfully I live in a right to work state.
I belong to one of the Postal Workers unions. I attended an union meeting...once....
The pizza and beer was the best part, other than that, it was the biggest "whinefest" I've ever had the misfortune of attending. I had to keep reminding myself that these were actually adults, and not 5 year-olds. In fact, I've heard LESS whining from 5 year-olds....
I think I left something less repulsive and full of shit in the head this morning before finals.
I bet it had a higher IQ as well....
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As for preaching politics from the pulpit being unamerican, I have one name for you nance, Reverend Wright.
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I bet I have more freinds who are foreign than any member of the DUmp. I hate to see what my next "review" is going to look like. I have Pakistani, Nepalese, Indian, Sri Lankan, British, French, and German friends that I keep in touch with off the top of my head. All us dirty war profiteers got to hang together, donchya know.
As far as girlfriends, you name it, I've had a good time chasing it. I've dated every color in the human rainbow. That my wife has lighter skin than I do is probably one of the great mysteries of my life.
I have friends from every major religion, and a few not so major...in other words she fails again.
As far as their fixation on homosexuality goes, Christ said to love the sinner and hate the sin. DUmmies can't compute that because they identify themselves as the sin.
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I would rather have a root canal than row over and read all the ass-kissing after that.
I can offer nothing further from the other replies on here, we all embrace all types. I was married to an Arab muslim (not a whacko one), and my SIL is gay, and etc. etc. But let me just add:
Your son is going to meet some slope-eyed gook
It's "sloe-eyed," you monumental fool. Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sloe-eyed)
Have you learned the meaning of "apologist" yet? Dictionary dot com can be your friend.
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I would rather have a root canal than row over and read all the ass-kissing after that.
I can offer nothing further from the other replies on here, we all embrace all types. I was married to an Arab muslim (not a whacko one), and my SIL is gay, and etc. etc. But let me just add:
It's "sloe-eyed," you monumental fool. Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sloe-eyed)
Have you learned the meaning of "apologist" yet? Dictionary dot com can be your friend.
Slope is correct.
slope
derogatory term for an Asian person
http://www2.iath.virginia.edu/sixties/HTML_docs/Resources/Glossary/Sixties_Term_Gloss_Q_T.html
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But it's sloe-eyed, meaning slanted eyes.
BTW, I don't think I've ever seen the fish-lipped photo of her.
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It's going to happen.
One of these days, a new president is going to make his first state of the union address right after taking office. He's going to go all Say-dam Who-sane on us. He's going to start calling names out and his people will start taking members of congress out behind the congressional building and putting a bullet in their head.
Which side do you think is most likely to do that?
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Slope is correct.
http://www2.iath.virginia.edu/sixties/HTML_docs/Resources/Glossary/Sixties_Term_Gloss_Q_T.html
Sloe eyed, slope head.
KC
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I would rather have a root canal than row over and read all the ass-kissing after that.
They're eating it up... they love this ridiculous garbage. :lmao:
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profound.... and I don't need to say I hope it will happen, I know it WILL happen...
good piece Nance. you have a way with words.
What a relevant and important piece of work, Nance. Thank you so much for saying this.
Beautiful work, Nance, and I hope you are correct....
Your words always evoke some emotion.
Wow-so true, and so well-put. K&R.
Your posts are one reason I continue to keep coming back to DU.
This really resonates with me being a daughter of conservatives.
Ok, this one goes in and stays in the top 10 for sure.
Thanks, Nance - always so cogent and moving
This is prophetic
It's not only going to happen, my dear Nance...
From your keyboard to well you what they say.
One of your best, kiddo...
Yes indeed Nance!
Beautiful.
Amen and Hallelujah!
K & R + +++
Amen.
Really Nice
Sustained applause!
Wow. Beautiful and amazing!
Good one, recommended.
Excellent post. So true so true
So beautifully written and so true. K&R
One of your best ever.
So mote it be.
K&R - Excellent Nance.
K & R! NJmaverick
Nance Greggs. No words. Just. Sheesh. Carry on.
((( STANDING OVATION )))))
rec- Well put Nance. And in some ways the Corp Media is helping.
Beautiful.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. Thank you, Nance.
Another great post, Nance
You are on a roll girl!!
Amen. Excellent piece, Nance.
I needed some hope, Thanks
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I see Nance is on a bender again. I don't think she's ever penned a screed that hasn't invoked her favorite stereotypes. The only time I ever hear racial epithets hurled are from DUmmies who think they're imitating conservatives or rappers. I don't give a rip who my sons date or marry. So if any of those things happen...so what? Oh, and you might check the crowds at some of those tea parties...I've not seen so many young people becoming politically active since the Vietnam war.
Cindie
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Thu May-13-10 01:30 AM
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It's Going to Happen
While you’re sitting there listening to Limbaugh, or watching Beck – while you’re carrying a mis-spelled placard around with words like No amnety! or Make English our Offical Language, or some other slogan that slaughters the language you allegedly hold so dear – while you go teabaggin’ with your equally ill-informed neighbors, leaving no doubt in anyone’s mind about how ignorant you are – while you’re railing against the immigrants who are ruining the community you live in – while you’re tossing around words and phrases you think denote your superiority over non-White, non-Christians that actually demonstrate your inferior intellect, it’s going to happen.
Well now, isn't that special? Manages to fit in every liberal stereotype of conservatives, act down-your-nose elitist, and self own at the same time. Is there nothing this dunt can't do?
:whatever:
Your son is going to meet some slope-eyed gook
:whatever:
in his high school science class, and think she’s the most beautiful, articulate young woman he’s ever met. He’s going to dream about taking her to the prom – and eventually, he will. And your ravings about it will fall on decidedly deaf ears. He’ll start wondering why you’re such a bloviating idiot, incapable of seeing in her everything that he sees, plain as day.
Well, you're almost there. Not quite but almost.
My oldest son married one of his best friends. She's a beautiful young lady who is educated, has common sense, loves her country, and (most importantly) loves my son. Her heritage is Black, Indian (as in from India), and White.
Did you notice, DUmbass, that her racial makeup was not the first thing I mentioned?
My reaction was far from what you would expect out of a conservative Southerner: I gave her a big hug and welcomed her to my family. I also cautioned her to never bring shame or dishonor on her new family name.
So that makes you 0 for 1.
Your daughter is going to go away to college. She’s going to room with a dorm-mate she finds fascinating and witty. When she finds out her roommate is a lesbian, it’s not going to change her affection or admiration for her one iota. She’s going to question exactly what it is about this lovely friend, and people like her, that you find so offensive. She’s going to start finding you and your ideas to be more offensive than anything her roommate has ever said or done.
Sorry, homosexuality doesn't bother me. I just don't want it put in front of my children or shoved into my face (like you liberal shitbags do).
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Your youngest brother is going to follow in the footsteps of his father, his grandfather, and his uncles, and join the military. He’s going to be stationed somewhere in the Middle East. He’s going to become best friends with an Iraqi translator who shares his love of the same books, the same music, the same art. He’s going to wonder why you think his new friend is so vastly “different†because they don’t practice the same religion – when, in fact, they are so similar in so many respects. He’s going to realize that you’re a narrow-minded jerk – and a lot less of a “good Christian†than you’ve always professed yourself to be.
Religious preference matters less than homosexuality unless it's being used as an excuse to kill me or take over my country. And as far as being a "good Christian", we're told to love the sinner and hate the sin. Guess you were too hung over on that particular Sunday morning, huh?
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Your favorite cousin is going to “come out†at a family reunion. He’s going to introduce his partner to everyone in attendance, and proudly so. Some of your family members will embrace the idea – some won’t. But those who do will start seeing you as a mindless homophobe, and will be grateful that their favorite cousin didn’t wind up with someone as blatantly narrow-minded as you take pride in being.
Addressed this one already.
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Your best bud at work is going to invite you to a meeting about joining a union. He’s going to explain to you why unions exist to protect workers’ rights, while you go on and on about socialism and communism (and all the other terms you don’t understand, but spew anyway by rote), and how the country is going down the toilet because workers are demanding safe working conditions and an honest wage. He’s going to realize you’re too deafened by talking points from the very people who don’t care whether you earn enough to look after your family to hear the facts that are in your own best interest.
Sorry, dunt, but this one just doesn't fly. I will be glad to sit my "best bud" down and explain to them that being in a union very simply means that we will lose our ability to negotiate our own salaries and hand money to the union every paycheck for basically nothing. I'll gladly show my "best bud" how the unions are squandering their own members pensions. I'll also tell them of the times I worked in the shittiest conditions imaginable, shoulder to shoulder with union employees, who were suffering in those same conditions for $10 less an hour than I was.
I'll also be glad to show my "best bud" that when somebody says that it's in their best interest to do something, they need to tell that person to **** off. Keep their freedom and keep their dignity, not live according to how someone else thinks they should.
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Your wife is going to stop attending the church you and she have been members of for as long as anyone can remember, (at first with some sense of reluctance, and later with great enthusiasm), because she’s come to realize that the preaching of politics from the pulpit is as un-American as it is un-Christian.
Sorry, we don't attend Rev Wright's "church" so that probably won't be a problem.
She’ll remember that Jesus said to “render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’sâ€.
She, like I, remember that every time we render unto the IRS and watch it get squandered by those who seek to be our masters...
She’ll remember that Jesus admonished his followers to look after the poor, the homeless, the sick, and the helpless in His name – and she’ll recognize that these simple truths have been supplanted by political persuasion that preach the exact opposite behavior as being “Christian values†to be adhered to.
I know, right? Isn't it horrible how the liberals have supplanted good Christian charities that did great work and forced it upon the taxpayers to be run by corrupt humanists in the government?
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She’ll start wondering when the man she has shared a bed with for all of her adult life became too far removed from Christ’s teachings to recognize that they are being turned into something abhorrent, something so contrary to their purpose. She’ll recognize that the man she looked up to for years has turned out to be someone to be looked down upon – an easily-manipulated sheep, as opposed to the manly shepherd she once thought she’d married.
:lmao:
I'm not a liberal, sugar pants, this isn't going to happen. Although I'm sure it has to you at some point.
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But it is changing – one citizen at a time, one moment-of-truth at a time, one life-long friendship at a time, one realization at a time, one mixed-race baby at a time, one inter-faith marriage at a time, one welcome to the community regardless-of-where-you-came-from at a time, one I-love-you-no-matter-what-comes-our-way at a time, one I-will-stand-with-you-and-uphold-your-rights at a time, one Nation Indivisible by those who would divide us for their own purposes, whatever their purposes might be.
Isn't watching the Conservative resurgence great? Oh, you didn't mean it that way, did you?
This country has, from its inception, been shaped by those who refused to be identified with one religion, one ethnic background, one political persuasion, one opinion, one language, one culture, one perception, one way of thinking, being, or believing to the exclusion of all else.
No, you ignorant dunt, this country was founded by those who wished to live free, not be told what to do, have the fruits of their labor taken without a say, and be able to limit the government.
Try cracking open a history book instead of a liquor bottle.
And so shall it always be. Amen.
Epic Fail...
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Your youngest brother is going to follow in the footsteps of his father, his grandfather, and his uncles, and join the military. He’s going to be stationed somewhere in the Middle East. He’s going to become best friends with an Iraqi translator who shares his love of the same books, the same music, the same art. He’s going to wonder why you think his new friend is so vastly “different†because they don’t practice the same religion – when, in fact, they are so similar in so many respects. He’s going to realize that you’re a narrow-minded jerk – and a lot less of a “good Christian†than you’ve always professed yourself to be.
Actually this is sorta happened but with my son. When he was at DLI he had a teacher from the Sudan (Sudanese women have the most beautiful, bright, and colorful clothing). She adored my son and mothered him (they even called each other ummi and ibni). She thought he was too thin (as do I) and brought him Baklava and other goodies to fatten him up. I talked to her on the phone a couple of times and I was grateful he had someone to mother him when I couldn't. When we went to DLI for his graduation, the first thing I did was hug her. Jake says her daughter is gorgeous. If he ended up with her more power to him. Imagine. The only bias I ever see is the ones you guys create in your own mind. But that's okay. You ignore reality at your peril. Of course now he's stationed near his paternal grandmother who thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. By the way, not that it matters, she's Native American and was one of the first Lady Marines to enlist and make it through boot camp in WWII. So many stereotypes, so many bubbles to burst.
Cindie
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By the way, not that it matters, she's Native American and was one of the first Lady Marines to enlist and make it through boot camp in WWII. So many stereotypes, so many bubbles to burst.
Cindie
So, his grandmother wore combat boots.... :-)....as a WM. I like her.
45 years ago, WM's caught hell in boot camp...just like every other Marine. I bet it's still that way.
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wow....just wow.
Everything always seems to come down to race, religion, politics and sexual orientation with liberals. Do they ever notice anything about another person first?
Growing up, if I had ever used a derogatory term - regarding their race or religion - when referring to another person, I would have gotten slapped up the side of the head by either of my very conservative parents.
If my children had done it....they would have been slapped up the side of the head.
What this so very "insightful" person needs to realize "RE: it's going to happen".....it that if this country keeps going on the current path....is that we are going to be a very broken country living under another Saddam Hussein!
Then her "it's going to happen" will be....your head will be chopped off if you don't become Muslim and pray to Mecca umpteen times a day.
It's going to happen......that your head will be chopped off if you practice homosexuality.
It's going to happen .....that your head will be choppped off if you, as a female, have any "voice" and you aren't shrouded in cloth from the top of your head to your toes.
It's going to happen....that your head will be chopped off if you don't pull off your rose colored glasses with regard to those who truly mean you harm...that they don't want to be your "friend".
The attitudes of the Liberals....are going to get us Conservatives, killed right along with them.
It's going to happen....
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The one redeeming quality of that thread was it didn't contain that photo of her fish-lipped self she enjoys adding to most of her posts.
Maybe she'll walk into a plate glass door and get stuck to it.
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November.
GOP wins.
It's going to happen!
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Growing up, if I had ever used a derogatory term - regarding their race or religion - when referring to another person, I would have gotten slapped up the side of the head by either of my very conservative parents.
For me, it was soap in the mouth.
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Sloe eyed, slope head.
KC
Damn. Where's Gator when you need him?
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Damn. Where's Gator when you need him?
Just look around for a Ron Paul event, he'll probably be there.
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Just look around for a Ron Paul event, he'll probably be there.
They all look alike to me.
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You know, I would never use the word "gook." Ever. Not even as hyperbole.
These DUpes are racists in so many ways, but at root, they're racists of the plain-old "hate the other" variety.
And they are so unbelievably ignorant of what we're about and who we are, and are so intolerant thereby, that there's no point in trying to educate them.
Oh, and this fool misspelled "anmesty" as well. Yes, it was probably a typo, but I'm in no mood to be charitable to these bigots.
And you know what else is going to happen, Nance? We're going to take back our country from you and all your hate-maddened ilk.
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You know, I would never use the word "gook." Ever. Not even as hyperbole.
Another word not in vocabulary.
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So, his grandmother wore combat boots.... :-)....as a WM. I like her.
45 years ago, WM's caught hell in boot camp...just like every other Marine. I bet it's still that way.
Yeah, she's part of the reason he joined. She went to his boot camp graduation. I have a picture of the two of them with his DI's. He's been trying to take her to the ball for the past several years (she's never been) but he's always been anywhere else but home base every year.
Cindie
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My family and friends are primarily white, Christian, and all conservative-I suppose unless I go down to the NAACP and abjectly apologise and beg a minority to be my friend, I am doomed to the last circle of hell. I didn't plan it that way (except the conservative part, I have nothing in common with a liberal), it's just the way it happened and I don't usually give it a thought one way or the other. I think it's absurd to think that I'm supposed to deliberately "make friends" with someone just because they're a minority, in order to prove my "non-racist" credentials. If it happened naturally, that would be one thing, but it hasn't and I don't feel the necessity of creating a forced relationship just to "prove" something to anyone. That kind of white guilt helped get a Muslim racist elected to the leadership of the formerly free world. NanceGreggs and her ilk aren't the arbiters of my morality or ethics.
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Right on.
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Bad spelling and horrific grammar at the DUmp.
Let me count the times.
Moran anyone?
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Bad spelling and horrific grammar at the DUmp.
Let me count the times.
Moran anyone?
'Moran' is HUGH over at the DUmp; especially when they're being SERIES. :lmao:
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NanceGreggs
It's Going to Happen
While you’re sitting there......, it’s going to happen.
You mean kids who were brought up in sane and decent homes will grow up one day and reject the good sense they were taught by their loving parents (which BTW, don't adhere to any of the stupid scenerios you described)? Yeah, that's been happening for a while now. I wouldn't be surprised if it were to be true that your parents were descent, and look at what drunken trash you turned out to be.
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You mean kids who were brought up in sane and decent homes will grow up one day and reject the good sense they were taught by their loving parents (which BTW, don't adhere to any of the stupid scenerios you described)? Yeah, that's been happening for a while now. I wouldn't be surprised if it were to be true that your parents were descent, and look at what drunken trash you turned out to be.
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It's a wonder it doesn't happen even more than it does already, considering the indoctrination children receive in the government indoctrination centers called, in Orwellian fashion, "public education".
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Funny how they're never able to imagine the opposite. Maybe it's going to happen that YOUR kid is tired of being around a drunk, white trash, screeching harpy, meets a nice white Christian girl, converts to Christianity and kisses your ugly ass buh-bye. Well, Nance, perhaps in your particular case that wouldn't happen since yours are in and out of prison. Sometimes low class human waste plops right next to the ass that spawned it. Nice bit of parenting there.
Cindie
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Well, Nance, perhaps in your particular case that wouldn't happen since yours are in and out of prison. Sometimes low class human waste plops right next to the ass that spawned it. Nice bit of parenting there.
You're too vague, Cindie . . . :tongue:
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Like the queers, leftists know they're a pox on humanity, so they seek the only validation they can get, that of numbers. Jesus truly said that the way to heaven would be narrow.
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Blah, Blah Blah...
Shutup and give me my god damned PONY !
They are being upgraded to an all electric GM Chevrolet.....batteries not included.
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Like the queers, leftists know they're a pox on humanity, so they seek the only validation they can get, that of numbers. Jesus truly said that the way to heaven would be narrow.
Jesus spoke these words over 2,000 years ago:
"I am the way , the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6
Those words are still intimidating people today, especially DUmmies....
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When a DUmbass points a finger at a conservative, three are pointing back at it.
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She lost me at slope-eyed gook. I didn't read any further. Why are they always the ones who talk about race or sexual preference? They are obsessed with it.
Agree 100% That term "tea bagger" is a prime example.
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If I found out one of my sons passed on some fine Eurasian tail for any such dumbshit reason, I'd have to slap him silly. You only go around once in life. And my daughter is already married off to a gun-loving, hetero, Conservative guy who happens to be White, the very last item of which description is the only one that doesn't matter a hoot in Hell to me.
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Heh! My daughter out hunts all the rest of us when it comes to deer and elk! The only thing she's been outdone in recently is turkey. I've never seen someone so damned lucky as to be in the right place at the right time! Bitch! Hahahahahaha!
Yep it's gonna happen! You stinkin' libs are eventually going to go too far and we will have to slap the shit outa ya!
Sit on it and twirl, Nance! You're so lost in your fantasy land you can only see the beginning of your colon!!
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Somebody is bra-a-a-agging.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's some funny shit right there! I resemble that remark!
Ma told me when I was born I was the ugliest baby she had ever seen! Every extremity stuck out! Hands, nose, feet, ears, .....! Heh, heh, heh!
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He is a bunny -- their junk may be small, but they make up for it by being locked and loaded fifty times a day.. :popcorn:
His nickname isn't "Thumper" fer no reason, ya know!