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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: PatriotGame on May 13, 2010, 03:41:57 AM

Title: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: PatriotGame on May 13, 2010, 03:41:57 AM
...debts!

How much would YOU pay for a ticket to view Willie's crooked-cock?

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There are many ways to pay off campaign debts — cajoling phone calls, begging letters — but Bill Clinton believes that he has come up with a better method to wipe out the financial obligations outstanding from his wife’s failed presidential bid.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7124638.ece

I puked in my mouth - not a little but a lot!
Title: Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: NHSparky on May 13, 2010, 07:50:57 AM
What's this guy gonna be known for in 100 years, besides his ability to turn the word "humidor" into a VERB?
Title: Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 13, 2010, 09:02:51 AM
I thought the 0bumbler was going to pay off her campaign debt?
Title: Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 13, 2010, 09:44:31 AM
Maybe he could go to Nevada and co-host that Australian show where they will auction off some virgins.
Title: Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: jinxmchue on May 13, 2010, 10:31:20 AM
One has to wonder, are cigars included in the offer?

Now, you'll excuse me as I go bleach myself off for making that joke.  Yuck.
Title: Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2010, 11:56:01 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on May 13, 2010, 07:50:57 AM
What's this guy gonna be known for in 100 years, besides his ability to turn the word "humidor" into a VERB?

He did have quite a U-neek humidor, didn't he.
Title: Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
Post by: cavegal on May 13, 2010, 12:03:02 PM
Gee Wiz pay it Hillary. I thought Penn was in jail?