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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: notaDUmmie on May 12, 2010, 08:24:19 PM
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Dumbest post I've seen today (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8325088)
Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Wed May-12-10 08:25 PM
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News article from the Miami Herald - January 5, 2036
BIRD-SIGHTING IN GULF IS PROVEN FALSE (AP)
An eagle scout who said he witnessed a snowy egret in a tree where his troop was on a camping trip now believes that what he thought was a bird was probably just a speck on his protective gas mask. A spokesman for the Florida Wildlife Assn said officials were skeptical of the initial report as no egrets, pelicans, or terns have been seen off the Florida coast since the devastating oil spill of 2010 all but wiped out Florida's seabird population. The scout troop, which had been camping on one of the barrier islands despite environmental warnings, returned to Miami yesterday with recovered artifacts such as oil-crusted seashells and rotten but preserved-in-oil coconuts which grew until 2015 when all the trees suddenly died. In Washington, President Marco Rubio praised the scouts for their interest in preserving 'old-Florida history' - the way Florida used to be back in its heyday when tourism was the main industry and the rivers were full of edible fish. Florida's population has decreased by half since the oil spill. Florida retirees Justin and Kaitlyn McCollum worked at Disney World before its closure in 2017. They now live in New York City because (as ex-surferdude Justin put it) "we could no longer stand the constant stench of oil in the air and we are bird-lovers. NYC has such beautiful pigeons and starlings"
Everyone knows that NYC will be destroyed by Obama's terrorist buddies before 2036. :thatsright:
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Dumbest in an hour maybe
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Yeah - If all these leftist fap fantasies came true shouldn't we be living in equatorial igloos now huddled around waiting for the ice age to end or to cause another pole shift or some such drivel.
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I said it before--my semi-lefty supervisor at the lab had a saying about things like the oil spill.
"Dilution is the solution to pollution."
It will all work out. The DUmb****s are such drama queens. :overreaction:
Pretty soon, they'll complain about gasoline prices going up from this. :ohnoes:
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Dumbest post I've seen today (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8325088)
Everyone knows that NYC will be destroyed by Obama's terrorist buddies before 2036. :thatsright:
Oh Gawd.. I figure in a year or two there will be a new Eco Disaster/Armageddon type movie about the oil spill... :whatever:
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Oh Gawd.. I figure in a year or two there will be a new Eco Disaster/Armageddon type movie about the oil spill... :whatever:
Complete with ecco-pirates, mini submersibles, scantily clad babes, metrosexual marine biologists? I bet it is being cast as I type or is that type cast as I ..... oh never mind.
You are spot on.
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Wait, wait, wait....how can the DUmmys have a newspaper article from 2036 when we all know the world's going to end on 12-21-2012?
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2036
The Miami Herald will be a 3-man blog by then
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rotten but preserved-in-oil coconuts
Say what? Which one is it? Stupid. :lmao:
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The oil spill is bad.........that being said, the well blow out in 1980 was far worse and took ten months to cap. The Mexican government realized they had a mess on their hands after 9 months and hired
Boots and Coots and The Adair Company to handle the mess. One month later, the well was stabilized and capped. Gulf War I, when Saddam lit up the Kuwaiti oil fields, The same chicken littles said they would
burn for years and that the air pollution would darken the sky for a decade. What happened? The wells were capped within 6 months. Yes, there will an environmental impact and yes, BP should be made to pay for it.
I fear that the Obama Administration is manufacturing a crisis in order to take over the Oil Industry.
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Manufactured crises is their MO
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Wed May-12-10 08:25 PM
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News article from the Miami Herald - January 5, 2036
BIRD-SIGHTING IN GULF IS PROVEN FALSE (AP)
An eagle scout who said he witnessed a snowy egret in a tree where his troop was on a camping trip now believes that what he thought was a bird was probably just a speck on his protective gas mask. A spokesman for the Florida Wildlife Assn said officials were skeptical of the initial report as no egrets, pelicans, or terns have been seen off the Florida coast since the devastating oil spill of 2010 all but wiped out Florida's seabird population. The scout troop, which had been camping on one of the barrier islands despite environmental warnings, returned to Miami yesterday with recovered artifacts such as oil-crusted seashells and rotten but preserved-in-oil coconuts which grew until 2015 when all the trees suddenly died. In Washington, President Marco Rubio praised the scouts for their interest in preserving 'old-Florida history' - the way Florida used to be back in its heyday when tourism was the main industry and the rivers were full of edible fish. Florida's population has decreased by half since the oil spill. Florida retirees Justin and Kaitlyn McCollum worked at Disney World before its closure in 2017. They now live in New York City because (as ex-surferdude Justin put it) "we could no longer stand the constant stench of oil in the air and we are bird-lovers. NYC has such beautiful pigeons and starlings
Because NYC is such a freaking olfactory haven. Holy Hell.
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My news site is funnier.