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Title: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Karin on May 07, 2010, 09:57:14 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-06-10 05:20 PM
Original message
I am over the moon! 
 These two are being published.

Be happy with me!


End of Day

Thin lavender clouds cover the graying sky
someone spread
them with a butter knife
and then forgot

the sunlight fades
all is obscure
to my dim
vision

too soon the sun is gone
I wanted it to stay

it moves away
it takes the light
from me

it leaves me in
darkness

where did you
go


The Wind

ruffled my hair
touched my face


the sun
warmed

me
your smile

brilliant



a tear
slid
from

my

eye


© 2010 MLC
 

My dear CCers, the comments that followed are the same as all the other poetry threads, you know how it goes.

This chick showed up, so we know she hasn't been blown to smithereens or butchered for dinner:

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-06-10 08:02 PM
Response to Original message
24. A million congrats, Peg!
 You should be very pleased with yourself and your talent, darlin'. 
 
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 CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-06-10 08:46 PM
Response to Reply #24
37. My dear hippywife! 
 Honestly, I stand in awe of it...

NO idea where this came from!

Thank you! 
 

Oh come on!  You stand in awe of it?? 

This was kinda funny:

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NNadir  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-06-10 09:50 PM
Response to Original message
45. Congrats Peg. Where are you being published? 
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  CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-06-10 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #45
49. Thanks, my dear NNadir! (NT)
   :-)

Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2010, 10:03:58 AM
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I am over the Moon!

Some comedy just writes itself.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: njpines on May 07, 2010, 10:18:47 AM
Somebody oughta moon her . . . sheesh, what a load of puke!  :puke:
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: NHSparky on May 07, 2010, 10:26:03 AM
Published where?  Rolls of toilet paper don't count.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: soleil on May 07, 2010, 10:27:50 AM
Isn't it pitiful?

BTW these are getting published somewhere out of this country and she will not be getting paid for them. She left that part out. rofl.

I think people are so fooled by her that they comment on her stuff to make her feel better. At least that is what I hope because her poetry sucks.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 07, 2010, 10:36:20 AM
Whoa whoa whoa

where is the obligatory TLB critique?
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: IassaFTots on May 07, 2010, 10:37:38 AM
Are they being published in a different language in a different country?
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2010, 10:42:35 AM
Published where? 

Down at the local Kinkos.......

doc
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: soleil on May 07, 2010, 10:45:56 AM
Are they being published in a different language in a different country?

It is a British magazine.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 07, 2010, 10:50:26 AM
It is a British magazine.

An actual ink on paper magazine?

Must be some kind of subsidized rag.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: soleil on May 07, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
An actual ink on paper magazine?

Must be some kind of subsidized rag.

I think it is called Decanto.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: chitownchica on May 07, 2010, 11:27:06 AM
Oh lawdy- this woman(?) needs to get a grip. 
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 07, 2010, 11:45:24 AM
I sure wish you guys would warn us the thread is CalPig's poetry! Geez, there's 3 minutes I'll never get back!
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2010, 01:37:08 PM
I sure wish you guys would warn us the thread is CalPig's poetry! Geez, there's 3 minutes I'll never get back!

Just cut your next lovemaking session in half. 
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: littlelamb on May 07, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
I think it is called Decanto.

I thought it was called Angel Soft because her poetry needs to be flushed
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: soleil on May 07, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
I thought it was called Angel Soft because her poetry needs to be flushed

That would be a waste of good toilet paper.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Randy on May 07, 2010, 02:14:17 PM
My wife dabbles in Poetry. There are websites you can post it to and get feedback from other Poets. She appreciates the input.
Every so often one of hers get "selected" to be "published" by some Dead Poets society or other. Of course you have to be a member for X amount of dollars. Surprisingly that membership allows you to buy the book with your poem in it for even more money.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: MarshallLaw on May 07, 2010, 02:14:59 PM
That would be a waste of good toilet paper.


Just use her poetry then.




Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: soleil on May 07, 2010, 02:17:47 PM

Just use her poetry then.






It is crap for sure. She thinks she is so sophisticated.  :rotf:
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: ChuckJ on May 07, 2010, 02:53:58 PM
I had one published about 20 or so years ago. It had "night" in it too, but it just doesn't have the...rhythm (?)... that Peg's has.

Here it is...

The Seventh Night

Evening's lights were never alone.
Unnoticed never were moonbeams gone.
Melodies of fantasia in hearts at play
desiring the morn to stay away.
November chills gripping the air.
On the seventh night coming to care.
Orion watching from black velvet above
over the lonely learning to love.
The darkness so deep and yet so bright
too soon gave way to morning light.
The feelings for one now gone away.
For the other forever will they stay.
May the love found under lunar light
return to life once more some night.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2010, 02:59:50 PM
I had one published about 20 or so years ago. It had "night" in it too, but it just doesn't have the...rhythm (?)... that Peg's has.

Here it is...

The Seventh Night

Evening's lights were never alone.
Unnoticed never were moonbeams gone.
Melodies of fantasia in hearts at play
desiring the morn to stay away.
November chills gripping the air.
On the seventh night coming to care.
Orion watching from black velvet above
over the lonely learning to love.
The darkness so deep and yet so bright
too soon gave way to morning light.
The feelings for one now gone away.
For the other forever will they stay.
May the love found under lunar light
return to life once more some night.


Very good.  I've had lyrics published.  I can't post those.  They're traceable. 
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 07, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
I had one published about 20 or so years ago. It had "night" in it too, but it just doesn't have the...rhythm (?)... that Peg's has.

Here it is...

The Seventh Night

Evening's lights were never alone.
Unnoticed never were moonbeams gone.
Melodies of fantasia in hearts at play
desiring the morn to stay away.
November chills gripping the air.
On the seventh night coming to care.
Orion watching from black velvet above
over the lonely learning to love.
The darkness so deep and yet so bright
too soon gave way to morning light.
The feelings for one now gone away.
For the other forever will they stay.
May the love found under lunar light
return to life once more some night.


:clap: :clap: :clap:

Neighbor, that's pretty good.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Godot showed up on May 07, 2010, 03:53:42 PM
I had one published about 20 or so years ago. It had "night" in it too, but it just doesn't have the...rhythm (?)... that Peg's has.

Here it is...

The Seventh Night

Evening's lights were never alone.
Unnoticed never were moonbeams gone.
Melodies of fantasia in hearts at play
desiring the morn to stay away.
November chills gripping the air.
On the seventh night coming to care.
Orion watching from black velvet above
over the lonely learning to love.
The darkness so deep and yet so bright
too soon gave way to morning light.
The feelings for one now gone away.
For the other forever will they stay.
May the love found under lunar light
return to life once more some night.


Very good! Do I detect some influence of William Blake? (That's a good thing.)

Meanwhile, and I'm not going to sugar coat it, the DUpe's poem (CaliforniaPeggy's)  made me yawn. I see these on the subway all the time. Boring and they don't show much work having gone into them, to me; it's barely a poem, just a few words stitched together. Too many modern poets seem to think unending sadness/darkness = good. Newsflash for that lot: AE Poe could pull that kind of thing off; you guys ain't EA Poe.

I'm not writing this because she's a lib and you're not. Those are my honest impressions of both poems.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Tucker on May 07, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
Published where?  Rolls of toilet paper don't count.


Some freak rag. They print every submission. I had the link somewhere.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 07, 2010, 04:30:58 PM

Some freak rag. They print every submission. I had the link somewhere.

Let me guess, if you buy a copy they'll print your crap?
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Tucker on May 07, 2010, 04:46:21 PM
Let me guess, if you buy a copy they'll print your crap?

They liked running contests and needed submissions. It's a joke.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 07, 2010, 05:52:57 PM
Let me guess, if you buy a copy they'll print your crap?

To put your crap onto! :fuelfire: :tongue:

ETA:  I mean actual fecal matter.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: thundley4 on May 07, 2010, 05:53:39 PM
Very good.  I've had lyrics published.  I can't post those.  They're traceable. 

Was it "The Rodeo song" ?
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
Was it "The Rodeo song" ?

No.  It was "Grandma Got Run Over By A Spaceship".  Missed having a hit by THIS much.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: miskie on May 07, 2010, 06:52:46 PM
I figured it was "I'm Too Sexy" - the lyrics to be later sold to Right Said Fred.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: miskie on May 07, 2010, 06:54:44 PM
Let me guess, if you buy a copy they'll print your crap?

There are a lot of publications which work like the "Who's Who" guides- especially in the publishing world.. You buy it, you're in it.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: JLO on May 07, 2010, 07:56:51 PM
There are a lot of publications which work like the "Who's Who" guides- especially in the publishing world.. You buy it, you're in it.

Yes, and now you can also self publish stuff at Amazon.  Everyone can be published if you pay for it,  :-)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/seller-account/mm-product-page.html?topic=200354160&ld=AZOnDemandMakeM
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 07, 2010, 08:18:59 PM
Yes, and now you can also self publish stuff at Amazon.  Everyone can be published if you pay for it,  :-)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/seller-account/mm-product-page.html?topic=200354160&ld=AZOnDemandMakeM

I can make all my unfinished scifi stories available as a Kindle download. lol
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2010, 08:31:00 PM
Isn't it pitiful?

BTW these are getting published somewhere out of this country and she will not be getting paid for them. She left that part out. rofl.

I think people are so fooled by her that they comment on her stuff to make her feel better. At least that is what I hope because her poetry sucks.

There are a few here, myself included that believe CP is really a man in drag.... :lmao: IT'S A MAN BABY! :rotf:
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: jinxmchue on May 08, 2010, 12:16:59 PM
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a tear
slid
from

my

eye

This seems ripped off.
Title: Re: I am over the Moon!
Post by: tuolumnejim on May 08, 2010, 02:00:19 PM
After reading the ancient ones incoherent babble, I've come the conclusion that shes off her med's.  :mental: