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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on May 06, 2010, 07:45:32 AM
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They rival calpiggy...and some dang good'uns down in the comments section...and a long one in comments section called "Who blew up America".
http://dennisthepeasant.typepad.com/dennis_the_peasant/2010/05/its-time-for-another-edition-of-bad-progressive-poetry.html
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Oh my dear Lord in heaven.....That was so awful, I am now quite green around the gills. The second one made me physically uncomfortable. However, funny as hell, K&R, as the DUmp says.
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[asbestos undies ON] I may be a tad WIERD but I don't even appreciate GOOD poetry (always been of the mindset that if you're going to say something, say it, *******it). That being said, I managed through 2 lines of the first circle jerk, and 1 line of the second before my tolerance for bullshit had reached it's zenith.
I want those 15 seconds of my life back.
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That garbage isn't even good enough to be considered "bad" poetry. Immature, silly, poorly written with absolutely zero forethought. And it doesn't rhyme.
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I love how Calpeg copyrights her stuff. Who in their right mind would want to steal it?
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I love how Calpeg copyrights her stuff. Who in their right mind would want to steal it?
I write poems that make
people want to gouge out their
eyes.
with a spork
vivid Calpeg
sexual imagery,
dance across neurons
as killer whales
dance
in a sea filled with
seal pups.
-M (c) 2010
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I write poems that make
people want to gouge out their
eyes.
with a spork
vivid Calpeg
sexual imagery,
dance across neurons
as killer whales
dance
in a sea filled with
seal pups.
-M (c) 2010
You know that is actually better than her stuff. Good thing you copyrighted it because I was going to steal it.
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My child writes better than that
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You know that is actually better than her stuff. Good thing you copyrighted it because I was going to steal it.
Im just protecting my investment - all 20 seconds of it :lmao: