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Title: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 06, 2010, 07:45:32 AM
They rival calpiggy...and some dang good'uns down in the comments section...and a long one in comments section  called "Who blew up America".

http://dennisthepeasant.typepad.com/dennis_the_peasant/2010/05/its-time-for-another-edition-of-bad-progressive-poetry.html
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: Karin on May 06, 2010, 01:55:56 PM
Oh my dear Lord in heaven.....That was so awful, I am now quite green around the gills.  The second one made me physically uncomfortable.  However, funny as hell, K&R, as the DUmp says. 

Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: DefiantSix on May 06, 2010, 02:59:14 PM
[asbestos undies ON]  I may be a tad WIERD but I don't even appreciate GOOD poetry (always been of the mindset that if you're going to say something, say it, *******it).  That being said, I managed through 2 lines of the first circle jerk, and 1 line of the second before my tolerance for bullshit had reached it's zenith.

I want those 15 seconds of my life back.
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: Chris on May 06, 2010, 03:03:49 PM
That garbage isn't even good enough to be considered "bad" poetry.  Immature, silly, poorly written with absolutely zero forethought.  And it doesn't rhyme.
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: soleil on May 06, 2010, 06:03:59 PM
I love how Calpeg copyrights her stuff. Who in their right mind would want to steal it?
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: miskie on May 06, 2010, 06:28:27 PM
I love how Calpeg copyrights her stuff. Who in their right mind would want to steal it?


I write poems that make
people want to gouge out their

eyes.

with a spork

vivid Calpeg
sexual imagery,

dance across neurons
as killer whales

dance

in a sea filled with
seal pups.

-M  (c) 2010
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: soleil on May 06, 2010, 08:08:34 PM

I write poems that make
people want to gouge out their

eyes.

with a spork

vivid Calpeg
sexual imagery,

dance across neurons
as killer whales

dance

in a sea filled with
seal pups.

-M  (c) 2010



You know that is actually better than her stuff. Good thing you copyrighted it because I was going to steal it.
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: littlelamb on May 06, 2010, 09:05:45 PM
My child writes better than that
Title: Re: DUmmie poetry....more like poopetry
Post by: miskie on May 06, 2010, 09:28:35 PM

You know that is actually better than her stuff. Good thing you copyrighted it because I was going to steal it.

Im just protecting my investment - all 20 seconds of it  :lmao: