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Title: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: Godot showed up on May 05, 2010, 04:11:50 PM
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7018606596#ixzz0n5jabZSR

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May 5, 2010 4:16 p.m. EST
Topics: human interest, offbeat, homicide, curiosity, crime, crime, law and justice, World
Ayinde O. Chase - AHN News Editor

St. Petersburg, Russian Federation (AHN) - A Russian court sentenced two men to prison for the killing and cannibalism of a school girl.

A 21-year-old Goth-rock musician was sentenced to 19 years in a maximum-security prison while his 20-year-old accomplice received 18 years.

Court documents show the musician lured the 16-year-old school girl to his apartment in January 2009.

Once in the residence the musician and his accomplice drowned the girl in a bathtub. They then cooked parts of her body with potatoes in an oven and ate her remains.

After she was reported missing authorities found some of the girl's remains in the residence of one of the men.


Tastes like chicken.

I mean...maybe it tastes like chicken. Yeah. Maybe. Right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY&feature=related
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 05, 2010, 04:13:41 PM
Who doesn't like fresh-baked brownies?
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2010, 05:11:19 PM
Goths.

Ick.

 :hammer:
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 05, 2010, 06:07:29 PM
wait.... what?

What kind of girl goes home and takes baths at a strangers apartment??
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 05, 2010, 06:21:01 PM
Well judge, I told her I'd eat her.......I guess there was a misunderstanding.
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: Godot showed up on May 06, 2010, 11:40:37 AM
wait.... what?

What kind of girl goes home and takes baths at a strangers apartment??

I think they were just cleaning their food.
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 06, 2010, 11:43:16 AM
I think they were just cleaning their food.

lol. That is so wrong. Really hot water... butter...
Title: Re: Russian Court Sentences Two Men For Killing, Cooking And Eating Schoolgirl
Post by: littlelamb on May 07, 2010, 05:53:32 AM
The only thing that comes to mind and I know it is so bad is from Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal says he ate his kidney with fava beans and a nice Chianti