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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on May 05, 2010, 09:55:07 AM
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A man walked into a police station in Grenada and handed a bucket containing two severed human heads to horrified police.
The 32-year-old man, whose name hasn't been released, was detained at the police station in Grenville late on Monday.
Authorities later found two hacked-up, headless bodies in a field, including the owner of a local tavern.
Investigators released few details about the grisly killings, but they did say that the man carrying the bucket of heads is considered a suspect.
Police spokesman Troy Garvey did not say if there were other suspects, or a motive for the killings.
Grenada's Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an 'indescribable act' that underscores the need for a 'structured approach to anger management.' ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/824668-man-hands-bucket-of-human-heads-to-police)
Tillman Thomas, master of understatement.
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If you have a bucket full of heads......you might be a muslim.
If the family van is a car bomb..........you might be a muslim.
If your shoes are packed with explosives.....you might be a muslim.
If your underwear burns your junk off........you might be a muslim.
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Investigators released few details about the grisly killings, but they did say that the man carrying the bucket of heads is considered a suspect.
Mighty fine police work, there Lou.
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Mighty fine police work, there Lou.
:rotf:
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Grenada's Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an 'indescribable act' that underscores the need for a 'structured approach to anger management.' ...
:thatsright: Ya think? :thatsright:
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If you have a bucket full of heads......you might be a muslim.
If the family van is a car bomb..........you might be a muslim.
If your shoes are packed with explosives.....you might be a muslim.
If your underwear burns your junk off........you might be a muslim.
To be fair there you also might be vacationing in Mexico.
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Very sick person there
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What the bajaysus is wrong with people?
Look what happened here! http://www.click2houston.com/news/23321573/detail.html
DALLAS -- Police say they've arrested a Dallas man after he showed them a human foot he said he'd dug up from a grave.
A Dallas police statement says Daniel Wayne Stanley walked up to officers near a Jewish cemetery in the city's Pleasant Grove section early Friday and told them he had a foot in his bag. The 18-year-old then showed them the foot, saying he'd dug it up from a nearby cemetery because he wanted the foot of a "Jew girl." Stanley also had a small hatchet in his bag.
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What the bajaysus is wrong with people?
Look what happened here! http://www.click2houston.com/news/23321573/detail.html
I heard that the foot of a jew girl is really good luck... oh wait... that's rabbits... nevermind.
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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/824668-man-hands-bucket-of-human-heads-to-police)
Tillman Thomas, master of understatement.
Now-now lets not jump to conclusions, this man may have been out looking for a lost goat and found the heads. Being a decent law abiding citizen he took them to the police. Hell if I found a few heads in my back yard I would turn them in.
About the foot, this is difficult to explain. Perhaps this poor sole has a foot fetish, instead of chopping off the foot of a living woman he went into grave robbing. I don't think her religion has anything to do with this, it was not like he could call a toe truck to come to his house.
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I heard that the foot of a jew girl is really good luck... oh wait... that's rabbits... nevermind.
Someone put their smarty pants on today?? Good to see it. Sarcasm is good for recovery. :tongue:
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Bucket of human heads, and you're wondering, just how big is this bucket? Then you find out it's two heads and you're almost disappointed.
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Now-now lets not jump to conclusions, this man may have been out looking for a lost goat and found the heads. Being a decent law abiding citizen he took them to the police. Hell if I found a few heads in my back yard I would turn them in.
About the foot, this is difficult to explain. Perhaps this poor sole has a foot fetish, instead of chopping off the foot of a living woman he went into grave robbing. I don't think her religion has anything to do with this, it was not like he could call a toe truck to come to his house.
<channels Paul Harvey>
....and now you know...the Wrist of the story!!