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Title: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: bijou on May 05, 2010, 09:55:07 AM
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A man walked into a police station in Grenada and handed a bucket containing two severed human heads to horrified police.


The 32-year-old man, whose name hasn't been released, was detained at the police station in Grenville late on Monday.

Authorities later found two hacked-up, headless bodies in a field, including the owner of a local tavern.

Investigators released few details about the grisly killings, but they did say that the man carrying the bucket of heads is considered a suspect.

Police spokesman Troy Garvey did not say if there were other suspects, or a motive for the killings.

Grenada's Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an 'indescribable act' that underscores the need for a 'structured approach to anger management.' ...

link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/824668-man-hands-bucket-of-human-heads-to-police)

Tillman Thomas, master of understatement.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 05, 2010, 10:06:17 AM
If you have a bucket full of heads......you might be a muslim.

If the family van is a car bomb..........you might be a muslim.

If your shoes are packed with explosives.....you might be a muslim.

If your underwear burns your junk off........you might be a muslim.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: thundley4 on May 05, 2010, 10:09:21 AM
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Investigators released few details about the grisly killings, but they did say that the man carrying the bucket of heads is considered a suspect.

Mighty fine police work, there Lou.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 05, 2010, 10:27:14 AM
Mighty fine police work, there Lou.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2010, 02:37:24 PM
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Grenada's Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an 'indescribable act' that underscores the need for a 'structured approach to anger management.' ...

 :thatsright:  Ya think? :thatsright:
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: asdf2231 on May 05, 2010, 05:31:19 PM
If you have a bucket full of heads......you might be a muslim.

If the family van is a car bomb..........you might be a muslim.

If your shoes are packed with explosives.....you might be a muslim.

If your underwear burns your junk off........you might be a muslim.

To be fair there you also might be vacationing in Mexico.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: littlelamb on May 05, 2010, 10:55:50 PM
Very sick person there
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: IassaFTots on May 06, 2010, 08:30:36 AM
What the bajaysus is wrong with people?

Look what happened here!  http://www.click2houston.com/news/23321573/detail.html


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DALLAS -- Police say they've arrested a Dallas man after he showed them a human foot he said he'd dug up from a grave.

A Dallas police statement says Daniel Wayne Stanley walked up to officers near a Jewish cemetery in the city's Pleasant Grove section early Friday and told them he had a foot in his bag. The 18-year-old then showed them the foot, saying he'd dug it up from a nearby cemetery because he wanted the foot of a "Jew girl." Stanley also had a small hatchet in his bag.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: crockspot on May 06, 2010, 06:49:12 PM
What the bajaysus is wrong with people?

Look what happened here!  http://www.click2houston.com/news/23321573/detail.html



I heard that the foot of a jew girl is really good luck... oh wait... that's rabbits... nevermind.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: vesta111 on May 06, 2010, 07:47:31 PM
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/824668-man-hands-bucket-of-human-heads-to-police)

Tillman Thomas, master of understatement.

Now-now lets not jump to conclusions, this man may have been out looking for a lost goat and found the heads. Being a decent law abiding citizen he took them to the police.  Hell if I found a few heads in my back yard I would turn them in.

About the foot, this is difficult to explain.  Perhaps this poor sole has a foot fetish, instead of chopping off the foot of a living woman he went into grave robbing. I don't think her religion has anything to do with this, it was not like he could call a toe truck to come to his house.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: IassaFTots on May 06, 2010, 09:44:23 PM
I heard that the foot of a jew girl is really good luck... oh wait... that's rabbits... nevermind.

Someone put their smarty pants on today??  Good to see it.  Sarcasm is good for recovery.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: kenth on May 10, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
Bucket of human heads, and you're wondering, just how big is this bucket? Then you find out it's two heads and you're almost disappointed.
Title: Re: Man hands bucket of human heads to police
Post by: VelvetElvis on May 11, 2010, 08:58:37 AM
Now-now lets not jump to conclusions, this man may have been out looking for a lost goat and found the heads. Being a decent law abiding citizen he took them to the police.  Hell if I found a few heads in my back yard I would turn them in.

About the foot, this is difficult to explain.  Perhaps this poor sole has a foot fetish, instead of chopping off the foot of a living woman he went into grave robbing. I don't think her religion has anything to do with this, it was not like he could call a toe truck to come to his house.

<channels Paul Harvey>

....and now you know...the Wrist of the story!!