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Title: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: Golem on May 04, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
The idiot mother blames the restaurant.

Laurel J. Sweet
Boston Herald
May 3, 2010

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Got milk?

South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought he’d hit the motherlode Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!

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Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 04, 2010, 04:54:58 PM
My dog used to be strangely attracted to White Russians as well.  We learned never to leave them anywhere she could reach them.
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: littlelamb on May 04, 2010, 05:23:18 PM
Maybe he thought it was milk :sarcasm:
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 04, 2010, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: littlelamb on May 04, 2010, 05:23:18 PM
Maybe he thought it was milk :sarcasm:

Hell, his mothers breast milk has probably been so full of drugs and stuff he didn't even notice the milk in that drink.
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: MrsSmith on May 04, 2010, 05:55:19 PM
White Russians do look like milk.  Parents that choose to drink something like that in front of their kids should keep an eye on the kids.   ::)
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 04, 2010, 06:09:44 PM
What the hell kinda Real ManTM drinks White Russians?

OTOH, junior probably slept through the night and mommy and daddy are probably glad for the sleep.

Hm-m-m...
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: MrsSmith on May 04, 2010, 06:46:44 PM
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Paramedics responded to the eatery and determined Jadm was fine


:wtf2:  Paramedics for a SIP of a White Russian??   ::) ::) :banghead:  :lame:  What kind of idiots are having kids these days?
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 04, 2010, 07:20:07 PM
They drink that all the time in Russia.
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: mamacags on May 04, 2010, 08:35:03 PM
What the hell kind of name is Jadm?  The mom is obviously mentally challenged.  Probably drank wine coolers and beer bongs when she was a teen getting knocked up by a guy in his 30s.
Title: Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
Post by: rich_t on May 05, 2010, 05:13:57 AM
Lawsuit in 3...... 2..... 1......

Some idiot jury will probably find the eatery in error and award 5.2 million dollars in damages.