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Title: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: thundley4 on April 30, 2010, 10:07:43 PM
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PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.

And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.
National Enquirer (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_cheating_scandal_vera_baker_video_/celebrity/68589)

Yeah, I know it's the National Enquirer, but they did break the Clinton/Lewinski story and the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter stories.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: DefiantSix on April 30, 2010, 10:33:42 PM
Not to mention their credibility is head and shoulders above the state run Ministry of Troof & shit...
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Freeper on May 01, 2010, 09:17:39 AM
Hmmmm I can hear him now, "I reject the notion that I had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Baker."
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: DefiantSix on May 01, 2010, 11:48:06 AM
Hmmmm I can hear him now, "I reject the notion that I had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Baker."[/TOTUS]


Fixed it for ya; he wasn't stammering and stuttering around like he hadn't had an original thought in his head in weeks.  A sure sign he was reading it off the 'prompter.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: DefiantSix on May 01, 2010, 11:52:01 AM
Maybe if we've got a news organization to out an 0bama fellater - at least the most overt of 0bama fellaters - we can get them to finally publish the pic goodness of Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, from when they were caught in bed together?

:puke:
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: mamacags on May 02, 2010, 05:34:03 AM
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











That it wasn't a guy!!!!!!




Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Randy on May 02, 2010, 07:03:01 AM
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











That it wasn't a guy!!!!!!






ask 

http://larrysinclair.com/

 :-)
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: jinxmchue on May 02, 2010, 10:31:57 AM
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That it wasn't a guy!!!!!!

No, such defamations are left for GWB and involve gay reporters who neglect to sign out when leaving the White House.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Chris_ on May 02, 2010, 11:14:43 AM
I believe the National Enquier over our MSM..... and that's very sad.

While I do not believe this story (as of right now), something like this wouldn't surprise me.  Obama has a large ego.  He reminds me of Tiger Woods.  The whole, "I thought I could get away with it...." This guy thinks he's untouchable.  I hope it's NOT true because extramarital affairs are not funny.  I don't care who you are.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: vesta111 on May 02, 2010, 11:25:04 AM
  CRAP, What do we Americans care about what the President puts in his mouth.

We want and were promised a LEADER, a person who could protect us from Foreign and Domestic folk that wish to controll us.

A leaders sex life is no business of mine unless he gets caught screwing Hillery in times Square, or his dog BO behind the Lincoln Memorial.

Give me a break, a man's or woman's job should not hinge on their private sex life.

We need a leader that will act for our benefit, protect us.  He or she should be willing to place themselves on the chopping block for us. He or she should be willing to face loss of life and family fortune for us.

We their followers have much to loose but--and it is amazing how many of us will follow a true Leader.

When it comes to our leaders sex preferences, who cares if their are sheep in the Lincoln Bedroom.




Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: DefiantSix on May 02, 2010, 12:34:25 PM
Vesta, if you were reading carefully up there - or even casually glancing at the previous posts - you'd have seen that the outrage isn't over the fact that yet another poliltician is screwing around.  I think it's been established fact with most Americans for some time now, that 99% of their political "leaders" would be on sex offender registries under any other circumstances, and just about the only people who believe the PR flak about these assholes being "faithful, dedicated servants of the people" are DUmmies, and the politicians themselves.

No, the outrage in the comments ahead of yours, is over the fact that the State-run Ministry of Troof an' Shit has even less credibility than most supermarket tabloids.  The media has - once again, presumably - chosen to provide political cover for The ReichsMessiah at the expense of their actual job description.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: docstew on May 02, 2010, 06:54:49 PM
 CRAP, What do we Americans care about what the President puts in his mouth.

We want and were promised a LEADER, a person who could protect us from Foreign and Domestic folk that wish to controll us.

A leaders sex life is no business of mine unless he gets caught screwing Hillery in times Square, or his dog BO behind the Lincoln Memorial.

Give me a break, a man's or woman's job should not hinge on their private sex life.

We need a leader that will act for our benefit, protect us.  He or she should be willing to place themselves on the chopping block for us. He or she should be willing to face loss of life and family fortune for us.

We their followers have much to loose but--and it is amazing how many of us will follow a true Leader.

When it comes to our leaders sex preferences, who cares if their are sheep in the Lincoln Bedroom.






Having an affair is a behavior that goes to the credibility of the person and could and should lose someone a security clearance.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 03, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
Grow up, vesta, if you're going to let yourself be marketed as a paragon of virtue and values, you yourself are putting any flaws in your private life or personal ethical standards in play, and it's totally fair game.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2010, 09:25:54 AM
Vesta is starting to remind me of the many "WestPac Widows" that were more than abundant in San Diego.........
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Full-Auto on May 03, 2010, 09:46:34 AM
OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW REPORTS

UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC:  PRESIDENT OBAMA  in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, D.C. Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/reports_obama_cheating_scandal_vera_baker_investigation/celebrity/68590
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Hawkgirl on May 03, 2010, 10:01:27 AM
Juicy!  Can't wait for the details to come out... :popcorn: 

And he goes tumbling down..down...down.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: vesta111 on May 04, 2010, 08:15:06 AM
Vesta is starting to remind me of the many "WestPac Widows" that were more than abundant in San Diego.........

Take this to the fight room Thor.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: cavegal on May 30, 2010, 08:07:33 PM
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/204633/michelle-obama-furious-and-humiliated-by-claims-her-husband-the-president-might-be-having-an-affair.html

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MICHELLE Obama has every right to be angry!

The American First Lady apparently exploded with rage after learning her husband Barack has been caught in a cheating scandal with a 35-year-old woman.

The affair rumor mill went into overdrive earlier this month after the Commander-in-Chief was seen at a posh hotel with sexy former campaign worker Vera Baker.

Michelle is also said to be worried that there could be damning security tapes her husband’s enemies could use to crush his presidency.

“Michelle’s beside herself,” a source blabbed to American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“She can’t believe Barack could put himself in this position!

“The scandalous buzz about Obama and Ms. Baker has been out the
Sure! Try to get attention off of BP,Korea,Iran...the list is endless distraction I do not believe!
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: cavegal on May 30, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Sorry about duplicate :banghead: post I thought I searched obviously not!
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Chris_ on May 30, 2010, 08:13:18 PM
I did a search for "Vera Baker" and came up with three threads, the oldest was from 2008.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 30, 2010, 08:42:21 PM

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/reports_obama_cheating_scandal_vera_baker_investigation/celebrity/68590

Remember the kids soccer game when he wasn't followed by the media??

That schools website had no games listed on the schedule.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: vesta111 on May 30, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
Grow up, Vesta, if you're going to let yourself be marketed as a paragon of virtue and values, you yourself are putting any flaws in your private life or personal ethical standards in play, and it's totally fair game.

  Not me Lovey, I am just one pawn in the game of life.

What I do or do not do makes a speck in the lives of the world.  Nothing I have done in the past or what I may do in the future will cause more then 1-2 people a problem.

These problems with our politicians effect the intire country.

How do we explain to a 1 st grader what oral sex is--With Clinton.

All these affairs from straight to gay  with people we should look up to---how to explain to to young kids in school in that state.??

I have live a normal life, never been arrested or ever been stopped for speeding.

I am a normal human being that has made what I thought at the time was a mistake, but as the years roll on find that whatever I did was for the best for me and my kids.

I have absolutely no power today or yesterday,  I can as a Peon  watch the effect these insane pollutions that do have power attempt to controll others ,

I expect these people to set an example for us not cause us to  :banghead:
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 31, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
 Not me Lovey, I am just one pawn in the game of life.

What I do or do not do makes a speck in the lives of the world.  Nothing I have done in the past or what I may do in the future will cause more then 1-2 people a problem.

These problems with our politicians effect the intire country.

How do we explain to a 1 st grader what oral sex is--With Clinton.

All these affairs from straight to gay  with people we should look up to---how to explain to to young kids in school in that state.??

I have live a normal life, never been arrested or ever been stopped for speeding.

I am a normal human being that has made what I thought at the time was a mistake, but as the years roll on find that whatever I did was for the best for me and my kids.

I have absolutely no power today or yesterday,  I can as a Peon  watch the effect these insane pollutions that do have power attempt to controll others ,

I expect these people to set an example for us not cause us to  :banghead:

The 'You' was in reference to a political leader who presents himself as Mr. Perfect, not you personally, I am not sure from your response whether you realized that or not.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: Gwitness on May 31, 2010, 11:02:33 PM
Having an affair is a behavior that goes to the credibility of the person and could and should lose someone a security clearance.

+1..If a man cannot keep his marriage vows...he is not to be trusted..at all.
Title: Re: Obama Sex Scandal
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 01, 2010, 01:14:00 PM
 CRAP, What do we Americans care about what the President puts in his mouth.

We want and were promised a LEADER, a person who could protect us from Foreign and Domestic folk that wish to controll us.

A leaders sex life is no business of mine unless he gets caught screwing Hillery in times Square, or his dog BO behind the Lincoln Memorial.

Give me a break, a man's or woman's job should not hinge on their private sex life.

We need a leader that will act for our benefit, protect us.  He or she should be willing to place themselves on the chopping block for us. He or she should be willing to face loss of life and family fortune for us.

We their followers have much to loose but--and it is amazing how many of us will follow a true Leader.

When it comes to our leaders sex preferences, who cares if their are sheep in the Lincoln Bedroom.






I don't know about you Vest, but I prefer my leaders to at least have a few morals. IE, ethics and honesty!

It's clear to anyone with half a brain, he has neither!