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Title: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Godot showed up on April 27, 2010, 12:19:04 PM
You Maniacs! You blew it up!


 :fuelfire:


The 1000-mile-diameter magma plumes created by the Doomsday Device in the earth's core, to which this switch was connected, will take a few centuries to reach earth's surface--but when they do, it's over. Good job.

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Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: IassaFTots on April 27, 2010, 12:42:19 PM
You Maniacs! You blew it up!


 :fuelfire:


The 1000-mile-diameter magma plumes created by the Doomsday Device in the earth's core, to which this switch was connected, will take a few centuries to reach earth's surface--but when they do, it's over. Good job.

(http://www.conservativecave.com/Themes/minerva/images/post/thumbup.gif)

Oh well.  It is what it is.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 27, 2010, 01:35:45 PM
You Maniacs! You blew it up!

The 1000-mile-diameter magma plumes created by the Doomsday Device in the earth's core, to which this switch was connected, will take a few centuries to reach earth's surface--but when they do, it's over. Good job.

Alcohol may have been involved.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: MarshallLaw on April 27, 2010, 01:39:30 PM
Alcohol may have been involved.


That's what she said.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 27, 2010, 05:01:32 PM
Must not...push...the...red...button...

The...SHINY...red...button...   

 :uhsure:
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: IassaFTots on April 27, 2010, 08:32:57 PM
Must not...push...the...red...button...

The...SHINY...red...button...   

 :uhsure:

blink blink blink blink
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 27, 2010, 08:34:28 PM
That switch is used to kill all rabbits, hares, and pikas.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Airwolf on April 27, 2010, 10:46:17 PM
Well at leas tthe apes can';t mess it up anymore then we did when we were the top of the food chain
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: littlelamb on April 27, 2010, 11:00:21 PM
Damn I must resist I wont touch the button
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 28, 2010, 06:40:26 AM
Must not...push...the...red...button...

The...SHINY...red...button...   

 :uhsure:
Oh, how long can trusty Cadet DumbAss Tanker hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: NHSparky on April 28, 2010, 08:25:43 AM


NO, I CAN'T!!!!!
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 28, 2010, 08:34:17 AM
Oh, how long can trusty Cadet DumbAss Tanker hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?

REN!!! What have you done???

 :rotf:
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 28, 2010, 09:17:44 AM
I am required by law to push the button.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Wineslob on April 28, 2010, 04:16:07 PM
Do I get a million dollars?






Oh, wait, wrong button.........
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Godot showed up on April 28, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Oooops...I made a mistake. Sorry. This was the END-OF-THE-GALAXY switch; the end-of-the-world switch is in the shop. This switch rips the event horizon off of the central black hole (Sag-A) of the Milky Way galaxy (our galaxy), using a device which, for lack of a better name, is called "creator-of-disorder-in-aligned-systems". So, uh, the shock waves and radiation blast from the core explosion you've triggered won't reach us for approximately 30,000 years. So that should be some comfort, although, the, um, scale of destruction is somewhat larger...

Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: IassaFTots on April 28, 2010, 08:40:39 PM
Oooops...I made a mistake. Sorry. This was the END-OF-THE-GALAXY switch; the end-of-the-world switch is in the shop. This switch rips the event horizon off of the central black hole (Sag-A) of the Milky Way galaxy (our galaxy), using a device which, for lack of a better name, is called "creator-of-disorder-in-aligned-systems". So, uh, the shock waves and radiation blast from the core explosion you've triggered won't reach us for approximately 30,000 years. So that should be some comfort, although, the, um, scale of destruction is somewhat larger...

Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...

Oh well....bugger it all.  Guess it is ok to eat the bacon in my fridge.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: vesta111 on April 29, 2010, 07:51:42 PM
You are a man right.?     As a woman I can tell you the answer to that question.

    Quote/  Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...Quote/
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Godot showed up on April 30, 2010, 09:42:14 AM
You are a man right.?     As a woman I can tell you the answer to that question.

    Quote/  Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...Quote/

Yes, alas, I am a man trapped in a man's body. I was thinking of not getting the operation, and also not appearing on Oprah. Am I making the right choice? I mean, where's the book deal in that?

Is the answer you had in mind a naughty one, Vesta, or is my mind just naturally attuned to LOW-frequency wavelengths? And was that a trick question? Even I don't know, and I posed it.


Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: jinxmchue on April 30, 2010, 04:00:14 PM
Must not...push...the...red...button...

The...SHINY...red...button...   

 :uhsure:

[youtube=425,350]1jjN-H62U64[/youtube]
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: NHSparky on April 30, 2010, 08:16:25 PM
Wow jinx...what ghey bar/rave did you get THAT mix from?
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: NHSparky on April 30, 2010, 08:17:07 PM
Oh well....bugger it all.  Guess it is ok to eat the bacon in my fridge.

Raw, even.  Not like anyone is going to be around to hold your head out of the toilet afterwards.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Godot showed up on April 30, 2010, 08:22:44 PM
[youtube=425,350]1jjN-H62U64[/youtube]

Oh boy this is great!

A little High Octane Nightmare Fuel is in order.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xr7jb7s3Es&feature=related

Skip to last 5 minutes. I've seen this one about a zillion times. It's kind of the reverse.



Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: jinxmchue on April 30, 2010, 08:23:19 PM
Wow jinx...what ghey bar/rave did you get THAT mix from?

Hey, up yours.  It's the only video from that episode I could find that featured the button.
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: NHSparky on April 30, 2010, 08:33:04 PM
Hey, up yours.  It's the only video from that episode I could find that featured the button.

Sure it was.  Suuuuurrrrrrreee it was....  :whatever:
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: Godot showed up on April 30, 2010, 08:38:41 PM
Oh Davros you crazy kid:


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7026801162637347552#
Title: Re: END OF WORLD SWITCH: DO NOT TOUCH
Post by: vesta111 on May 03, 2010, 07:17:40 AM
Yes, alas, I am a man trapped in a man's body. I was thinking of not getting the operation, and also not appearing on Oprah. Am I making the right choice? I mean, where's the book deal in that?

Is the answer you had in mind a naughty one, Vesta, or is my mind just naturally attuned to LOW-frequency wavelengths? And was that a trick question? Even I don't know, and I posed it.





I understand the low-frequency wavelengths, the grids we have installed do cause havoc to wild life and people. 

This is funny as I went on a Family Cruse out of Kittery on a refit SSBN much years ago and after being told once every 2 minutes not to touch any of the buttons or toggle switches--had this over whelming need to see what happend if I hit  [just one] please, just one, what harm could come from that.?

As far as being Naughty, ---no--never, only Lady's are naughty.

Not much fun being a lady, I prefer being Rude, Crude and Socially Unacceptable