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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Godot showed up on April 27, 2010, 12:19:04 PM
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You Maniacs! You blew it up!
:fuelfire:
The 1000-mile-diameter magma plumes created by the Doomsday Device in the earth's core, to which this switch was connected, will take a few centuries to reach earth's surface--but when they do, it's over. Good job.
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You Maniacs! You blew it up!
:fuelfire:
The 1000-mile-diameter magma plumes created by the Doomsday Device in the earth's core, to which this switch was connected, will take a few centuries to reach earth's surface--but when they do, it's over. Good job.
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Oh well. It is what it is. :thatsright:
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You Maniacs! You blew it up!
The 1000-mile-diameter magma plumes created by the Doomsday Device in the earth's core, to which this switch was connected, will take a few centuries to reach earth's surface--but when they do, it's over. Good job.
Alcohol may have been involved.
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Alcohol may have been involved.
That's what she said.
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Must not...push...the...red...button...
The...SHINY...red...button...
:uhsure:
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Must not...push...the...red...button...
The...SHINY...red...button...
:uhsure:
blink blink blink blink
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That switch is used to kill all rabbits, hares, and pikas.
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Well at leas tthe apes can';t mess it up anymore then we did when we were the top of the food chain
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Damn I must resist I wont touch the button
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Must not...push...the...red...button...
The...SHINY...red...button...
:uhsure:
Oh, how long can trusty Cadet DumbAss Tanker hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?
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NO, I CAN'T!!!!!
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Oh, how long can trusty Cadet DumbAss Tanker hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?
REN!!! What have you done???
:rotf:
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I am required by law to push the button.
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Do I get a million dollars?
Oh, wait, wrong button.........
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Oooops...I made a mistake. Sorry. This was the END-OF-THE-GALAXY switch; the end-of-the-world switch is in the shop. This switch rips the event horizon off of the central black hole (Sag-A) of the Milky Way galaxy (our galaxy), using a device which, for lack of a better name, is called "creator-of-disorder-in-aligned-systems". So, uh, the shock waves and radiation blast from the core explosion you've triggered won't reach us for approximately 30,000 years. So that should be some comfort, although, the, um, scale of destruction is somewhat larger...
Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...
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Oooops...I made a mistake. Sorry. This was the END-OF-THE-GALAXY switch; the end-of-the-world switch is in the shop. This switch rips the event horizon off of the central black hole (Sag-A) of the Milky Way galaxy (our galaxy), using a device which, for lack of a better name, is called "creator-of-disorder-in-aligned-systems". So, uh, the shock waves and radiation blast from the core explosion you've triggered won't reach us for approximately 30,000 years. So that should be some comfort, although, the, um, scale of destruction is somewhat larger...
Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...
Oh well....bugger it all. Guess it is ok to eat the bacon in my fridge.
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You are a man right.? As a woman I can tell you the answer to that question.
Quote/ Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...Quote/
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You are a man right.? As a woman I can tell you the answer to that question.
Quote/ Did I say I was sorry? Oh, where can I hide my face...Quote/
Yes, alas, I am a man trapped in a man's body. I was thinking of not getting the operation, and also not appearing on Oprah. Am I making the right choice? I mean, where's the book deal in that?
Is the answer you had in mind a naughty one, Vesta, or is my mind just naturally attuned to LOW-frequency wavelengths? And was that a trick question? Even I don't know, and I posed it.
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Must not...push...the...red...button...
The...SHINY...red...button...
:uhsure:
[youtube=425,350]1jjN-H62U64[/youtube]
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Wow jinx...what ghey bar/rave did you get THAT mix from?
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Oh well....bugger it all. Guess it is ok to eat the bacon in my fridge.
Raw, even. Not like anyone is going to be around to hold your head out of the toilet afterwards.
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[youtube=425,350]1jjN-H62U64[/youtube]
Oh boy this is great!
A little High Octane Nightmare Fuel is in order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xr7jb7s3Es&feature=related
Skip to last 5 minutes. I've seen this one about a zillion times. It's kind of the reverse.
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Wow jinx...what ghey bar/rave did you get THAT mix from?
Hey, up yours. It's the only video from that episode I could find that featured the button.
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Hey, up yours. It's the only video from that episode I could find that featured the button.
Sure it was. Suuuuurrrrrrreee it was.... :whatever:
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Oh Davros you crazy kid:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7026801162637347552#
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Yes, alas, I am a man trapped in a man's body. I was thinking of not getting the operation, and also not appearing on Oprah. Am I making the right choice? I mean, where's the book deal in that?
Is the answer you had in mind a naughty one, Vesta, or is my mind just naturally attuned to LOW-frequency wavelengths? And was that a trick question? Even I don't know, and I posed it.
I understand the low-frequency wavelengths, the grids we have installed do cause havoc to wild life and people.
This is funny as I went on a Family Cruse out of Kittery on a refit SSBN much years ago and after being told once every 2 minutes not to touch any of the buttons or toggle switches--had this over whelming need to see what happend if I hit [just one] please, just one, what harm could come from that.?
As far as being Naughty, ---no--never, only Lady's are naughty.
Not much fun being a lady, I prefer being Rude, Crude and Socially Unacceptable