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Title: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2010, 11:14:28 AM
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cap (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-24-10 07:54 AM
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We could end Palin's career real fast: Find a union hottie with an attitude

Honestly, I have been seriously kicking around the idea of having a union beauty contest (both male and female) to find a telegenic, progressive, union hottie with brains. Shouldn't be too hard to find. Someone whose muscles developed from hard manual labor.

Someone who would take on Palin and change the media focus from Palin vs Democratic elected officials (which only serves to give her credence) to hottie vs hottie.

You know, the media is spoiling for a cat fight. No elected official really wants to engage Palin because it gets them off of serious subjects. We need someone willing to engage Palin on the less than serious.

You know, teach Palin a lesson on shallowness: Shallowness only goes so far and has nothing to do with improving the lives of the common man.
Sometime in the next few years, Palin's looks are going to fade. That's all she's got. Along with a mouth.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8207681
I think this DUmmy will have a long and discouraging search.


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socialist_n_TN (150 posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 11:48 AM
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1. I agree. We need a real, live.............hot, politically aware, smart, working class Commie woman to promote as the anti-Palin. And before anybody calls it sexist, well, it might be, but it's the way the game works in the TV age.



Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: jukin on April 24, 2010, 11:26:27 AM
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to find a telegenic, progressive, union hottie with brains.

One would sooner find Obama's magical Skittle shitting unicorn.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 24, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
One would sooner find Obama's magical Skittle shitting unicorn.

I saw BigFoot leading Obama's magical Skittle shitting unicorn into the woods....Sooo,
he's probably dead....cut up into multicolored steaks by now.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 24, 2010, 12:14:31 PM
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a telegenic, progressive, union hottie with brains.

I think I see a few basic flaws in this cunning plan.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Lord Undies on April 24, 2010, 12:24:58 PM
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working class Commie woman

So they REALLY REALLY are Communists.  Democrat = Communist.  It's right there on DemocratUnderground.com, right?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 24, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
Good looking woman with DUmmie logic...also known as a "Hollywierd Bimbo".
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2010, 12:57:26 PM
I think I see a few basic flaws in this cunning plan.

 :rotf:

Ya think?

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a telegenic, progressive, union hottie with brains.

Let's strike the fantasy parts, shall we?  And replace them with reality . . .

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a telegenic fugly, progressive, union hottie with brains dunt.

(Hat tip to whoever on here came up with the definition on the Urban Dictionary.)

Fixed! :hi5: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Red October on April 24, 2010, 02:46:55 PM
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We need a real, live.............hot, politically aware, smart, working class Commie woman to promote as the anti-Palin.

:lmao:

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/CyberTaco/MarxistFeministDialectic.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: delilahmused on April 24, 2010, 03:06:39 PM
They are the most superficial people! Sarah Palin may be attractive but what keeps her at the forefront is the depth of her convictions and her absolute fearlessness in expressing them. Every other person "considering" a run are playing the careful political game that's become a staple in
American politics...that whole "above the fray" thing. She's not afraid to mix it up, she's not concerned with creating a particular profile, she just says what's on her mind. Just so happens the majority of the country agrees with her. Oh, and if no one wants to engage her because "it gets them off of serious subjects" then why do 0bama and his minions trip all over themselves racing to a microphone to respond.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Red October on April 24, 2010, 03:09:29 PM
I think I've perfect marxist canidate to fill the role.

(http://filmcourage.podbean.com/mf/web/qstqpz/ManhaterPoster.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Peter3_1 on April 24, 2010, 03:36:43 PM
Yes,,,,,their idea of a LWN "Hottie" is Rosie O'Donnell!  and other equally grouinded in Wonderland reality....
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 24, 2010, 03:46:26 PM
Do you think Rosie and Rachel will ever get together?

It's like a DUmmie soap opera.

Next time on 'As The World Burns'...

Will bobolink get off the IPhone already and find a job?

Will Twixvoy ever stop pretending to be leaving the country?

Oh heck with it, I'll let Frank do it. I can't keep all the DUmmies straight (ha) long enough to write one of those stories.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Peter3_1 on April 24, 2010, 04:05:27 PM
My wife and I are considering a 5 year "sabatical"  to Roatan Island Honduras........or.......Tortola BWI, 15 MIN BY FERRY TO sT. jOHNS, another 10 to St. Thomas  or a 5 minute flight by seaplane from Charlotte Amilia Harbor, St. Thomas. Both have banking hostile to the Bozo's in DC and appreciate Americans.....
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 24, 2010, 04:09:06 PM
Someone in a union with brains?  Maybe you'll find a conservative, but there are no Dems with brains willingly in a union.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Peter3_1 on April 24, 2010, 04:22:09 PM
Wrong, there are plenty of bright union guys....but,,,,.....they all have "Mafia Chief " after their namrs........
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Tucker on April 24, 2010, 05:05:52 PM
When I think of liberal men, Victor/Victoria comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JuVoGfOomQ
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: miskie on April 24, 2010, 05:31:39 PM
Cue Picture comparing liberal and conservative women

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Carl on April 24, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
They call us racists yet they are the first to notice and group by skin color.

They call us sexists but it is clear that they are the ones to define a woman by her looks.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Karin on April 26, 2010, 08:18:40 AM
Well, there's always Linthead Lil who Works at the Mill. 

You're right, Gobucks, this is the dumbest Anti-Sarah plan ever.  The "commie woman" remark raised my eyebrows, although I should know better by now.  They really have come out of the woodwork, haven't they? 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 26, 2010, 08:24:18 AM
They call us racists yet they are the first to notice and group by skin color.

Did you see the video of the smackdown put on Kelly O'Donnell of PMSNBC?  She asked an black man, at a Tea Party rally, if he felt "uncomfortable" there.  He told her, "No, these are my people--Americans."
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: claret1995 on April 26, 2010, 08:38:26 AM

We we know that there is one woman,who in the eyes of the dump ,fits the bill
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Peter3_1 on April 26, 2010, 04:55:23 PM
Because she's dead?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: dandi on April 26, 2010, 05:08:58 PM
DU genius at work again, I see. Is it any wonder those astoundingly brilliant Movers And Shakers over there constantly have their hand out for something?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2010, 07:12:02 PM
Cue Picture comparing liberal and conservative women


I was trying to find the Miller Lite commerical that had Joe Piscapo as the captain of the "East German Women's Swim Team".  Bunch of guys with beards and dresses....   :lmao:

It's what I thought of when they said they needed a "union hottie"....   :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 26, 2010, 08:15:06 PM
Why not DU's very own UP?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 26, 2010, 09:54:37 PM
Cue Picture comparing liberal and conservative women



My pleasure...


(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Women%20Ours%20Theirs/demrepub_women.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmbest Anti-Palin Plan Yet
Post by: littlelamb on April 26, 2010, 11:12:22 PM
That DUmmy is going to be looking for a long time by then I hope Sarah palin is sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office