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Title: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Carl on April 23, 2010, 08:00:01 PM
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Cleita  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 07:58 PM
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I cannot live in a country that makes racism into law.
   
It's getting just too close to Nazi Germany for my liking. I'm gonna start doing some research into relocating somewhere else. I never thought I would do anything like this. I really thought that if we Americans stuck together we could make this country work for everyone, but it seems like the bigotry is just too ingrained and we get awful laws passed because of it, laws that hurt everyone in the long run.

I'm feeling very sad and disgusted as well today. :-(

No matter how hard you try you will never surpass Beth as the stupidest on the Internet but the race for second is fun.

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BlooInBloo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 07:59 PM
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1. There are only 49 states as far as I'm concerned.

Dammit..we need the illegal votes.

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stray cat  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:03 PM
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5. where are you moving to that isn't bigoted in some way and takes immigrants?

Since most socialist countries don`t have folks wanting to enter it is a stupid question.

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Political Heretic  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:07 PM
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7. I can think of a lot of places that are codifying racism into law.    Updated at 9:21 PM

Keep playing that hand,no one is listening.

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Cleita  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:40 PM
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25. Okay then how about Soviet Russia or any other country where the ordinary
   
citizens rights are being chipped away legally bit by bit by a rogue, radical element that is taking over?

You are within a breath of being dumber then Beth with that one.

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Political Heretic  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:13 PM
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9. I've already researched. I know the forms to fill, have contacts with work agencies, have verified   Updated at 9:21 PM
   
I'm qualified to emigrate, and I have the classification of a "skilled and desirable" worker on a "long term shortage" list - which means, I'll get it.

So now its really up to America. Are people going to wake up and start fighting back? I'm on the streets of my community, writing letters, putting up flyers, speaking at community gatherings, writing on the internet, connecting with other activists in other states trying to mobilize and organize actual resistance to the rape and pillage that is structurally embedded into the very fabric of our plunder capitalist fascist (ie. merging of corporate and political power) nightmare.

But as I become more and more convinced that there is no hope, and that the people are going to allow this immortality just like the Germans did - there's going to come a point where I decide it is hopeless, and them I'm gone.

You admit to being an illegal,maybe should forward this to appropriate places to get your worthless ass sent home.

Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: ChuckJ on April 23, 2010, 08:12:17 PM
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Political Heretic  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:13 PM
Response to Original message
9. I've already researched. I know the forms to fill, have contacts with work agencies, have verified   Updated at 9:21 PM
   
I'm qualified to emigrate, and I have the classification of a "skilled and desirable" worker on a "long term shortage" list - which means, I'll get it.

So now its really up to America.

So it's up to us whether you stay or go? I remember something from a long time back that I think was said by George Jefferson: let the door knob hit you where the good Lord split you.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Red October on April 23, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
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But as I become more and more convinced that there is no hope, and that the people are going to allow this immortality just like the Germans did - there's going to come a point where I decide it is hopeless, and them I'm gone.


(http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/attention-whore3.jpg)

Can you be gone when I decide you're hopeless?  :hyper:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: jukin on April 23, 2010, 08:24:09 PM
Jukin's offer of a crisp new one hundred dollar bill for any DUmbass to renounce citizenship and move to NK, VZ, or Cuba is still open...and will be honored.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 23, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
Well, first of all, Beth Ferrari is the stupidest person on all the internets, and that competition is effectively closed. She will hold the title until the day she blows up the camper in a propane explosion. Second, I don't know how DUmmy BlooInBloo can speak of only 49 states, when his jug-eared Kenyan campaigned in at least 57. Finally, DUmmy Political Heretic has broken new ground by realizing we live in a "plunder capitalist fascist nightmare". Amazing, even for a democrat. But I do not doubt his patriotism. It will be a tragic loss for America if he emigrates to Chad. Doubly tragic if he leaves with DUmmy TwixVoy and his new passport. Which reminds me - DUmbass TwixVoy has gone underground since announcing the plan for his Excellent Adventure. I guess he's worried about people begging to go with him.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Carl on April 23, 2010, 08:38:56 PM
Well, first of all, Beth Ferrari is the stupidest person on all the internets, and that competition is effectively closed. She will hold the title until the day she blows up the camper in a propane explosion. Second, I don't know how DUmmy BlooInBloo can speak of only 49 states, when his jug-eared Kenyan campaigned in at least 57. Finally, DUmmy Political Heretic has broken new ground by realizing we live in a "plunder capitalist fascist nightmare". Amazing, even for a democrat. But I do not doubt his patriotism. It will be a tragic loss for America if he emigrates to Chad. Doubly tragic if he leaves with DUmmy TwixVoy and his new passport. Which reminds me - DUmbass TwixVoy has gone underground since announcing the plan for his Excellent Adventure. I guess he's worried about people begging to go with him.


Perhaps twix has found that certain real life things don`t like its life...you know like Anne being a useless teacher in Kansas and Hawkeye scamming disability payments.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: NHSparky on April 23, 2010, 08:39:53 PM
Gobucks,

I think the DUmmie is only considering 49 states, since any state which would have * as a resident obviously (at least in the minds of the hive) doesn't belong as part of the United States.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: sofa king on April 23, 2010, 08:44:16 PM
hey Cleitard,

why don't you illegally immigrate to one of those far superior, "any-other-country-but-america" places?

see how long you can last before they unceremoniously boot your ass out when you cannot "prove" your immigration status. (oh yes! they will stop you and ask you! imagine that!)   

this is an excellent opportunity to prove what everyone (except a dummy) already knows.  it's not about racism you ignorant twit! 

it's about "illegally immigration."   which is a crime in every country. 

every country...

 :hammer:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Airwolf on April 23, 2010, 09:17:03 PM
Time for a old classic.

(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5743/curleybill.jpg)

Well Bye!
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: dandi on April 23, 2010, 09:26:26 PM
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It's getting just too close to Nazi Germany for my liking.

Except that the Jews were actually German citizens...

...and the issue wasn't their immigration status but the fact that they were looked on as undesirables compared to the "master race"...

...and they weren't tossed out of the country so much as herded into camps and exterminated.


But other than that, yeah, we're just like Nazi Germany.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: miskie on April 24, 2010, 05:56:10 AM
So, the citizens of a state takes it upon themselves to pass a law enforcing existing immigration law, and the Democrats freak out ?

Anyone who thought that there was no way that The One would pull a stunt such as amnesty to replace all the moderate votes lost to the 'teabaggers' are mistaken
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: zeitgeist on April 24, 2010, 06:18:45 AM
Political Heretic  had quite a manifesto up a day or so back.  Truly wierd strange stuff that one.  I guess he/she/it figures the illegal problem can best be solved by forced unionization and a few verses of kumbaya; :kumbaya:  PH :mental:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 24, 2010, 06:22:33 AM
She should try Mexico. It has some of the toughest immigration laws.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 24, 2010, 08:01:26 AM
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Political Heretic  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:13 PM
Response to Original message
9. But as I become more and more convinced that there is no hope, and that the people are going to allow this immortality just like the Germans did

That has to come as really fanstastic news to any aging Germans.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: dandi on April 24, 2010, 09:07:26 AM
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Political Heretic  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 08:13 PM
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9. But as I become more and more convinced that there is no hope, and that the people are going to allow this immortality just like the Germans did

That has to come as really fanstastic news to any aging Germans.

 :rotf:

Since the DUmmies are so enthusiastic about digging up pics of misspelled Tea Party signs as evidence of the protesters' intelligence, I think we should pin a special thread to the top of this forum to collect examples of DU misspellings and malapropisms. It would be fun seeing how fast it filled up.

Mods?
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 24, 2010, 09:21:37 AM
Evidently another DUmmie that doesn't have to live with the problems they endorse.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: NHSparky on April 24, 2010, 09:28:48 AM
What, the DUmmies are still here?  Where's the trebuchet?
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 24, 2010, 10:24:26 AM
What, the DUmmies are still here?  Where's the trebuchet?

A DUmmie chunking trebuchet......everybody should have one.... or 2 or more.

Now there's a goal for NASA to aim for...putting DUmmies into orbit using trebuchets.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 24, 2010, 10:44:43 AM
Wait, I thought everything was supposed to be rainbows & lollipops once 0bama took office?  What happened?
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 24, 2010, 11:40:59 AM
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It's getting just too close to Nazi Germany for my liking

Obama's economic policies are getting quite similar to that of National Socialists aren't they?
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: diesel driver on April 24, 2010, 06:56:00 PM
A DUmmie chunking trebuchet......everybody should have one.... or 2 or more.

Now there's a goal for NASA to aim for...putting DUmmies into orbit using trebuchets.

Or at least high enough that they'll burn up on re-entry....
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: crockspot on April 24, 2010, 06:59:06 PM
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BlooInBloo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 07:59 PM
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1. There are only 49 states as far as I'm concerned.

I'll be dead in my cold cold grave before I recognize Missourah!

(http://www.pudreteflanders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/abe_simpson.gif)
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Chris on April 24, 2010, 07:00:30 PM
I'll settle for a painful, debilitating crash landing.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Chris on April 24, 2010, 07:01:04 PM
I'll be dead in my cold cold grave before I recognize Missourah!

(http://www.pudreteflanders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/abe_simpson.gif)

Oh hell :rofl:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Kimberly on April 24, 2010, 08:23:14 PM
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Cleita  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-23-10 07:58 PM
Original message
I cannot live in a country that makes racism into law.
   
It's getting just too close to Nazi Germany for my liking. I'm gonna start doing some research into relocating somewhere else. I never thought I would do anything like this. I really thought that if we Americans stuck together we could make this country work for everyone, but it seems like the bigotry is just too ingrained and we get awful laws passed because of it, laws that hurt everyone in the long run.

I'm feeling very sad and disgusted as well today. :-(

Cleita is some old hag with no money. So that's going to narrow her choices to nowhere else and staying here and complaining.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Chris on April 24, 2010, 08:55:38 PM
Cleita is some old hag with no money. So that's going to narrow her choices to nowhere else and staying here and complaining.
So... nothing's changed :rotf:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: littlelamb on April 25, 2010, 10:35:46 AM
How quick can you be gone or better yet can I drive you to the airport to get gone quicker
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2010, 12:07:13 PM
How quick can you be gone or better yet can I drive you to the airport to get gone quicker

I think that jukin will even give each DUmb**** that leaves a $100 bill.  Hell, I might add to that, just to see them leave and renounce their citizenship.

(Then we use the trebuchet!)
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2010, 04:36:33 PM
I think that jukin will even give each DUmb**** that leaves a $100 bill.  Hell, I might add to that, just to see them leave and renounce their citizenship.

(Then we use the trebuchet!)

Be sure they're "green" and environmentally friendly...used steel and old innertubes. That'll make the DUmmies more willing to line up for the launch.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 25, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
Um, Obama is President you know.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Karin on April 26, 2010, 07:54:31 AM
Well I guess the DUmmies learned nothing from the enormous bonfire that was Twix's emigration announcement.  Even benign, friendly Canada requires you to have a quarter mill ready to invest in order to move there.  This is not in DUmmie range.  In post after post, people informed Twix of the hard realities on the ground of just picking up and moving out of the country.  Just because a DUmbshit thinks it's a swell idea, doesn't mean that any other country wants their sorry worthless asses. 

I blame all this on those participation trophies that they started handing out, as well as concentrating 50% or more of the school day on "self-esteem."  Every DUmmy thinks he's extra juicy special, as well as beautiful, intelligent, and charming.  "Of course they want me!  Who wouldn't?" 


Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 26, 2010, 08:23:45 AM
I guess we could do what Mexico does on its southern border.

A country just isn't a country without a border.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Randy on April 26, 2010, 02:54:55 PM
I guess we could do what Mexico does on its southern border.

A country just isn't a country without a border.


ooooooooo Northern Mexican border....

DUmmies....

Trebuchet.


Nope, I don't have a plan.  :-)  :rotf:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Karin on April 26, 2010, 03:33:25 PM
This thread took a bizaare turn when Teh Gheys came out of the woodwork, with remarks such as this:

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Zhade (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 03:23 PM
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111. Curious -- do you feel this way about all the anti-gay laws that have been passed?
 That's the exact same type of bigotry, of course.

   :mental:  what?

And of course it went straight to Nazi Germany.  I get the idea that Clieta doesn't like it when race and sexual orientation are considered on equal footing for special treatment.  She's as diplomatic as can be to the little fairies, though. 

Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Karin on April 26, 2010, 03:43:49 PM
Speaking of which, on another thread:

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Green_Lantern (725 posts)      Mon Apr-26-10 03:17 PM
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Question regarding discussion I had about equality for lgbt folks....
 I was talking to a guy today about hoping gay people are no longer treated like second class citizens and he said "don't get me started on the gays."

Am I safe in assuming him calling them "the gays" means he views them negatively?

Hearing someone say "the gays" hit me right in the gut.
 

 :lmao:  You have some mighty thin skin!  And also dumber than a box o' rocks! 
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 26, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
Speaking of which, on another thread:

 :lmao:  You have some mighty thin skin!  And also dumber than a box o' rocks! 

Jeez, the DUmmies get offended by ANYTHING. :whatever:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 26, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
Jeez, the DUmmies get offended by ANYTHING. :whatever:

Remember, Ralphie, that the DUmb****s aren't happy unless they're not happy, and dragging otherwise happy people down to their level of unhappiness.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 26, 2010, 04:11:49 PM
Remember, Ralphie, that the DUmb****s aren't happy unless they're not happy, and dragging otherwise happy people down to their level of unhappiness.

Oh, I know that.  It still amazes me, though.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2010, 06:39:07 PM
Remember, Ralphie, that the DUmb****s aren't happy unless they're not happy, and dragging otherwise happy people down to their level of unhappiness.

True that....

They have the White House, Senate, House, health care "reform", stimulis spending out the wazoo, tax increases, regulation increases, etc., etc., etc., AND THE DAMN BASTARDS ARE STILL COMPLAINING!!!!

WTF DO THEY WANT?
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 26, 2010, 10:10:31 PM
In post after post, people informed Twix of the hard realities on the ground of just picking up and moving out of the country.  Just because a DUmbshit thinks it's a swell idea, doesn't mean that any other country wants their sorry worthless asses. 

DUmmy Twix is still waiting for an answer from Chad. Backup plan: Mali. Then he'll be off to the air  port. He has to concentrate on countries where leprosy is a major concern. No country with safe water will admit him. A big problem for Twix is that the most primitive countries are muslim, and have draconian drug laws.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
Post by: AprilRazz on April 26, 2010, 10:48:07 PM
This DUmmy thread is so 2000-2008.