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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 22, 2010, 11:24:35 AM
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DUmmy Naturyl, a prototypical DUmmy, has constructed an excellent tale to arouse his fellow DUmpmonkeys, then hangs around to keep stirring the pot:
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:30 PM
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What a day (repuke ruins family project)...
So, my wife's grandmother announces the other day that we are expected to show up at her house today to paint a gazebo. No biggie, except we're informed that my wife's intolerable Republican aunt is going to be there as well. This is a person my wife and I had decided to disassociate from some time ago, after my wife helped her and her husband through the death of their son - only for them to call the house shouting and swearing just a week after they got back for out of state, claiming I broke a lawnmower (which I didn't) and demanding $1000. Keep in mind, these are millionaires, and I'm dirt poor, not to mention I didn't even break the damn thing and they had no proof. I wanted to go to court but the wife wasn't having it.
Anyway, we knew immediately what my wife's grandmother was up to with this "painting party." It was a transparent attempt to have my wife and the Repuke aunt reconcile, and everyone (other than the grandmother) knew it wouldn't work. I could smell disaster a mile away. So we get there and the aunt has brought a boom box with her on which Rush Limbaugh is blasting away. Mmmm.... nice. Okay, fine. I'll ignore it. I won't say shit. After about an hour of the torture, I go home to get another paint brush and a scraper. I spot my "Obama '08" button and put it on, but when I get back, the wife intercepts me and tells me to take it off. I'm not to "start trouble" and I must "be civil." Okay, as if blaring ****ing Rush Limbaugh in our faces (and we are all known Democrats, including the grandmother) is civil. As if that's not starting trouble, but hey... fine. Off goes the pin and my mouth remains shut.
I endure almost another two hours of it, regularly feeling as if my lunch is going to come up, especially because Auntie is adding her agreement and "you betchas" to everything El Rushbo is saying. The wife isn't feeling well and leaves. Things get worse. Auntie now feels extra empowered to get vocal, and steps up the mega-dittoes. Finally, a horrible young woman calls in and gets Rush going on the ever-popular topic of the non-working (I am on disability) and how they are thieves and leeches who ruin America, etc. I'm ****ing fuming at this point, but my mouth miraculously remains shut. Auntie then proceeds to vocally agree with everything Rush and the Nazi caller are saying about the non-working - in other words, about me. That's it. Final straw. Without even realizing what I was doing, I set my brush down, turned around, and walked out of there. Walked home and told the wife I was done with it.
Wife goes back there to get the paint brush, and a predictable shouting match ensues. It ends with Auntie Repuke throwing the brush at her and the wife calling her an "elitist bitch."
So yeah, fun times in the family. Thanks to this woman's incredible selfishness and rudeness, the grandmother, who was well-intentioned, is now probably hurting worst of all. ****ing sad. Have no doubt, these people ruin everything.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8184805
DUmmy Warpy apologizes for using DUmp language:
Warpy (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:36 PM
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1. Go back another day, touch up the gazebo
and tell granny you love her, but if you ever see that insufferable bitch* again, you will turn around and leave.
*sorry to the easily offended, but some members of the right wing kennel must be identified correctly, although the term should be used sparingly.
DUmmy roguevalley advocates starting a brawl:
roguevalley (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 08:43 PM
Response to Reply #3
36. you are a good person for not making your grandma feel worse. i on the other
hand would have slapped the shit out of the auntie. especially if the sow threw something at me.
The CalPig, now straining to contain two weeks of horrid "poetry", agrees:
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:37 PM
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2. I say bravo to you and your wife!
And your Grandmother should know by now that any sort of "reconciliation" just ain't in the cards.
She needs to give it up.
"Elitist bitch" I LOVE it!
You both did well! Congrats!
I would have told that woman off, right at the start.
nosmokes (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:39 PM
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4. doncha know about 'spillin' your beer in auntie's radio, accidentally, of course?
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:42 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. I considered it, believe me.
I didn't have any beer but the power cord was right there. If not for being electrocuted, I'd have been sorely tempted to have a "whoopsie" with a boxcutter.
When you're assailed with Rush for nearly three hours, every plan of escape comes to mind.
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:46 PM
Response to Reply #6
11. I wasted another nice spring day once....
Auntie Repuke and her husband Mr. Repuke were getting back from California the next day, where their son had just died. Their cars were dirty, and not wanting them to have to come home to that after all they had been through, I spent three hours washing their vehicles.
It wasn't a week later that Mr. Repuke was on the phone cursing at me and demanding $1k for the lawnmower he decided I ruined.
So DUmmy Naturyl wrecked their lawnmower and decided to offset the damage by washing their cars. And this "millionaire" family either left their cars outdoors, or allowed this deadbeat blacksheep to drive them. Right.
If you listen to Rush, you will be shunned by DUmmy undeterred:
undeterred (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 06:45 PM
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9. These things are better addressed directly.
There should have been NO RADIO on so there could have been talking. It could not have worked.
I feel sick to my stomach when I hear clips of Limpballs on the progressive shows. A couple hours of him would not be possible. I have stopped doing business with people and being friends with people who listen to HATE RADIO, and that's what he is.
Does this sound like Pam Dawson describing Granny?
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:17 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. Grandmother is the opposite of her.
Kind, generous, compassionate, patient, considerate, good-hearted, etc. Sometimes the apple does fall from from the tree.
The aunt, on the other hand, is a woman who has house packed with useless shit she buys to "save money" and she charges her mother down to the last penny for everything she picks up for her at the store, even a 48 cent soda or anything. She is absolutely money-obsessed and thinks of nothing else, except Obama-bashing. She watches nothing but Faux News and calls her poor mother daily to propagandize her with the latest nonsense they have come out with. She is a millionaire who is always the first one into the thrift store as soon as the doors open, to get the good stuff cheap before poor people snatch it up.
DUmmy HughMoran seems like a guy who has loads of friends:
HughMoran (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:19 PM
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26. I consider Faux & right-wing radio a personal attack on me
I start screaming at people who put it on and I won't stop until 1) I am forced to leave or 2) they comply and turn the shit off. I accuse people who listen to this violence of being mentally unstable and guilty of trying to destroy the country. This is NOT a joke - I'm really impressed that you lasted as long as you did.
Gman2 (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:30 PM
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28. Run the ****ing broken lawnmower over the blaring buffoon.
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:33 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. It's no longer broken.
The actual repair bill came to just over $250, which we shelled out. They counted it down to the penny and gave change back. Keep in mind we make less than $700 a month. But you know what? Clearly they needed it more than we do.
DUmmy JuniperLea is inspired to offer one of those "Oh, yeah? Well that's nothing!" bouncies:
JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:31 PM
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30. I feel for you and your wife...
I have an evil RW elitist dumbass aunt myself. She's the typical Freeper... I kid you not... types her misspelled words in all caps and everything! Claims Obama is "radical" but can't say one thing he's actually done that's radical, only things "he wants" to do. This creep put her own mother into a convalescent home and ransacked her house, taking everything of value, and then attempted to put the kibosh on my mom and my other aunt (both nurses) who wanted to take her home to live... evil, wicked aunt cried to the doctor that the trip would kill her dear mother. Grandma lived another six years with mom and the good aunt... we never saw the coin collection, the art, or the silver again, but we had grandma and that's all we cared about.
Maybe your wife and I are cousins
I live quite nicely without this putrid excuse for a waste of skin and oxygen. She's a big Palin fan (according to her FB page) and has gone extreme Fundy... she's forgiven, you see...
Be good to granny... I know you will. I miss mine terribly, even after 11 years... they are so precious.
Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 07:14 AM
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38. So you knew Granny's ulterior motive, and you knew the other family
members knew it wouldn't work, and you knew Auntie was gonna be there - so rather than make an excuse about prior commitments you went anyway.
Sorta like "I'm going into the bear's cave, but I'll be quiet and maybe tidy up a bit, and maybe it won't disturb the bear and her cubs, and maybe it'll be ok."
DUmmy Naturyl owns up to being a freeloader:
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 08:00 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. We were ordered to go.
And since the grandmother provides the car we use for transportation and money for groceries the last 2 weeks of most months, you don't argue with her. You show up when she says to show up.
Caretha (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #39
47. Now that is pathetic
(shaking head)
No wonder you have no self respect.
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Was this the DUmmy that tried to market anti-war 'armbands' made from old sweatsocks?
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Envy and stupid...I kill roosters for less than that. What a miserable bunch but at least this one hits on all the right cliches.
Cindie
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One of the worst bouncies in a while. Guess they're running out of material.
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Nothing like a good Gazebo I always say.
(http://www.bizzyblog.com/wp-images/obamazebo.jpg) (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tom-blumer/2008/09/07/barack-obamas-1-1-million-botanical-garden-er-100-000-gazebo)
Mash the Gazebo to go to Newsbuster link if you missed this classic piece of Obama memorabilia.
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 08:00 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. We were ordered to go.
And since the grandmother provides the car we use for transportation and money for groceries the last 2 weeks of most months, you don't argue with her. You show up when she says to show up.
Because they eat up the grocery money provided by the American Taxpayer in the FIRST two weeks of the month.
How disabled is this DUmmy if he can paint a gazebo? Seems to me he can work.
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Because they eat up the grocery money provided by the American Taxpayer in the FIRST two weeks of the month.
How disabled is this DUmmy if he can paint a gazebo? Seems to me he can work.
Amazing what a disabled dummy can accomplish when they think no one will notice. If there is one area that needs an increase in government workers it is compensation fraud investigators. Heck lets put a bounty compensation fraud like income tax evasion. Suggestions?
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I accuse people who listen to this violence of being mentally unstable and guilty of trying to destroy the country.
Do they sell those kind of projectors at Home Depot?
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How disabled is this DUmmy if he can paint a gazebo? Seems to me he can work.
This is a very good question! Does anyone know what his so-called disability is? Clearly whatever it is, it's a scam.
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Caretha (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #39
47. Now that is pathetic
(shaking head)
No wonder you have no self respect.
This is a not so veiled slam of the OP and he didn't get it. Some DUmmy's really are DUmb.
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Amazing what a disabled dummy can accomplish when they think no one will notice. If there is one area that needs an increase in government workers it is compensation fraud investigators. Heck lets put a bounty compensation fraud like income tax evasion. Suggestions?
Volunteers? That has always been my dream job. Bountry hunter on welfare fraud. I could round up a cool dozen in one weeks' worth of visits to my Kroger.
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This is a very good question! Does anyone know what his so-called disability is? Clearly whatever it is, it's a scam.
A huge percentage of SSDI recipient are diagnosed with depression.
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Hmmmm....why would a richy rich Aunt have a BOOM BOX? Wouldn't she have an MP3 player?
Who paints a gazeebo on a Tuesday?
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Amazing what a disabled dummy can accomplish when they think no one will notice. If there is one area that needs an increase in government workers it is compensation fraud investigators. Heck lets put a bounty compensation fraud like income tax evasion. Suggestions?
Ahhhh but see with disability it actually works backwards. If you turn them in and the investigators determine the person to be disabled then you can be fined for harassment. Amazing huh?
KC
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 08:00 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. We were ordered to go.
And since the grandmother provides the car we use for transportation and money for groceries the last 2 weeks of most months, you don't argue with her. You show up when she says to show up.
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I go home to get another paint brush and a scraper..... (I am on disability)
I nominate that these two quotes team up as a "post that stands alone."
I spot my "Obama '08" button and put it on
An outdated campaign button as fashion statement? Not Hawt. Dorky.
Wife sure rules whatever passes for a roost, doesn't she?
Anyway, I've decided that this guy is one of my most hated DUmmies. He's raised my blood pressure permanently just today. Thanks for finding this bouncy showcasing just how pathetic he is, Gobucks.
Edited for atrocious grammar. What a day.
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This is a not so veiled slam of the OP and he didn't get it. Some DUmmy's really are DUmb.
OUCH, that'll leave a mark if the OP ever figures it out.
KC
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only for them to call the house shouting and swearing just a week after they got back for out of state, claiming I broke a lawnmower (which I didn't) and demanding $1000. Keep in mind, these are millionaires, and I'm dirt poor, not to mention I didn't even break the damn thing and they had no proof. I wanted to go to court but the wife wasn't having it.
This sentence alone is a gold mine.
First, it doesn't matter if you break a millionares lawn mower. It is still their lawn mower and if you broke it you should replace it/fix it.
Second, If you didn't break it ..... why would THEY need proof?
Third, What in the HELL did you want to go to court over?!
KC
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-21-10 08:00 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. We were ordered to go.
And since the grandmother provides the car we use for transportation and money for groceries the last 2 weeks of most months, you don't argue with her. You show up when she says to show up.
I have to agree with Karin that this is a beaut. So the grandmother is just a horrible, horrible person, for listening to Rush, and she is so horrible that she even gives this guy a car and money for half of every month. Such evil.
Love the principled stands these lice take: "I loathe you and all you stand for--now give me money."
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I'm new (no, really!), so I want to say I have to give you guys (GOBUCKS in this instance) serious credit for being willing to step into the slaughterhouse cesspool pits of these sites, where mental diseases unknown to medical science breed and flourish. I used to look in on what they write among themselves years ago and then just decided the nausea and high blood pressure weren't worth it. These people are so internally twisted their minds could sieve through a corkscrew sideways. I can just about take it as you frame it here.
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Ok, he didn't break the mower but ..... What's this??
Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:33 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. It's no longer broken.
The actual repair bill came to just over $250, which we shelled out. They counted it down to the penny and gave change back. Keep in mind we make less than $700 a month. But you know what? Clearly they needed it more than we do.
:lmao:
And what the hell??? They make less than $700/month? That is $2.19/hour for each of them. Are they both disabled?
KC
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Do they rent out Bobbolink's back seat?
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Do they rent out Bobbolink's back seat?
So that is how Bobbo pays for the 24-hour Internet access! :tongue:
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I have to agree with Karin that this is a beaut. So the grandmother is just a horrible, horrible person, for listening to Rush, and she is so horrible that she even gives this guy a car and money for half of every month. Such evil.
Love the principled stands these lice take: "I loathe you and all you stand for--now give me money."
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I'm new (no, really!), so I want to say I have to give you guys (GOBUCKS in this instance) serious credit for being willing to step into the slaughterhouse cesspool pits of these sites, where mental diseases unknown to medical science breed and flourish. I used to look in on what they write among themselves years ago and then just decided the nausea and high blood pressure weren't worth it. These people are so internally twisted their minds could sieve through a corkscrew sideways. I can just about take it as you frame it here.
quit sucking up and eat the gawddammed cobbler.
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:33 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. It's no longer broken.
The actual repair bill came to just over $250, which we shelled out. They counted it down to the penny and gave change back. Keep in mind we make less than $700 a month. But you know what? Clearly they needed it more than we do.
If he didn't break it, why did he pay for the repairs?
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quit sucking up and eat the gawddammed cobbler.
Mmm... Cobbler...
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Oh Jeez, I missed that, Texacon. :thatsright: Nice catch.
Welcome Godot!
I just can't believe that someone stood up with Naturyl and said "I do" thinking that was a real good idea. Sounds like the boyfriend choices some of my tenants make, the big DUmmies.
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Oh Jeez, I missed that, Texacon. :thatsright: Nice catch.
Welcome Godot!
I just can't believe that someone stood up with Naturyl and said "I do" thinking that was a real good idea. Sounds like the boyfriend choices some of my tenants make, the big DUmmies.
The choices that so many women make for mates, including very fine talented and intelligent women, choosing soul-sucking leeches like naturyl or ne'er-do-well bad boy loser criminals, is an unending wellspring of amazement and mystification for most of us men.
:pokingpoop:
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The choices that so many women make for mates, including very fine talented and intelligent women, choosing soul-sucking leeches like naturyl or ne'er-do-well bad boy loser criminals, is an unending wellspring of amazement and mystification for most of us men.
:pokingpoop:
It has nothing to do with sex. The men are good at helping to pick out the correct color scheme, matching the drapes with the carpet.
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HughMoran (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:19 PM
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26. I consider Faux & right-wing radio a personal attack on me
I start screaming at people who put it on and I won't stop until 1) I am forced to leave or 2) they comply and turn the shit off.
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Translation : I throw a tantrum until you do what I want.
Talk about "fitting the stereotype".
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Translation : I throw a tantrum until you do what I want.
Talk about "fitting the stereotype".
And this gem...
I accuse people who listen to this violence of being mentally unstable
Dummie goes around screaming about radio shows, but it's everyone else who's crazy. :mental:
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Because they eat up the grocery money provided by the American Taxpayer in the FIRST two weeks of the month.
How disabled is this DUmmy if he can paint a gazebo? Seems to me he can work.
I was just going to post that -- he painted for three hours and then walked home. How does he qualify for disability?
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I was just going to post that -- he painted for three hours and then walked home. How does he qualify for disability?
My guess would be the conservative aunt ripped his sack off for talking shit.
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HughMoran:
2) they comply and turn the shit off.
I was going to comment on that but then forgot. "Comply" jumped out at me. Who died and made you king, moron? Just why do we have to submit to you, lie down, grovel, and "comply" with your wishes? It's such a statist, totalitarian word. **** off.
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HughMoran (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:19 PM
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26. I consider Faux & right-wing radio a personal attack on me
I start screaming at people who put it on and I won't stop until 1) I am forced to leave or 2) they comply and turn the shit off. I accuse people who listen to this violence of being mentally unstable and guilty of trying to destroy the country. This is NOT a joke - I'm really impressed that you lasted as long as you did.
Priceless, just absolutely priceless...
:lmao:
I hope this DUmbass and I meet someday, as strangers, so I can turn up my radio to drown out his screaming and then watch his friggin' head explode.
:-)
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BTW, that "pathetic" comment doused the campfire. Crickets ever since. I wanted to point out another pathetic thing. Naturyl is using his thread like those old chat rooms at AOL from 1995. He makes a post at 6:45. Somebody says something, and his next post is at 6:46, then 6:47, 6:49, and so on. He is such a queer and a dork. Also a dickhead of the highest order.
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BTW, that "pathetic" comment doused the campfire. Crickets ever since. I wanted to point out another pathetic thing. Naturyl is using his thread like those old chat rooms at AOL from 1995. He makes a post at 6:45. Somebody says something, and his next post is at 6:46, then 6:47, 6:49, and so on. He is such a queer and a dork. Also a dickhead of the highest order.
The CalPig does that every time she posts a "poem". Her "my dear" response is always within one minute of any comment from the DUmp. She must sit there punching "refresh" every few seconds.
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-20-10 07:17 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. Grandmother is the opposite of her.
Kind, generous, compassionate, patient, considerate, good-hearted, etc. Sometimes the apple does fall from from the tree.
The aunt, on the other hand, is a woman who has house packed with useless shit she buys to "save money" and she charges her mother down to the last penny for everything she picks up for her at the store, even a 48 cent soda or anything. She is absolutely money-obsessed and thinks of nothing else, except Obama-bashing. She watches nothing but Faux News and calls her poor mother daily to propagandize her with the latest nonsense they have come out with. She is a millionaire who is always the first one into the thrift store as soon as the doors open, to get the good stuff cheap before poor people snatch it up.
Oh yes that's what all the millionaire's that I know do to save money. :thatsright: What a DUmbf***.
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Oh yes that's what all the millionaire's that I know do to save money. :thatsright: What a DUmbf***.
I think you will find far more wealthy people who are frugal than who are spendthrifts. The desire to save money isn't restricted to democrat deadbeats.
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I think you will find far more wealthy people who are frugal than who are spendthrifts. The desire to save money isn't restricted to democrat deadbeats.
As one millionaire told me, "I may be a tightwad, but that means that I have a wad to be tight with."
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HughMoran:
I was going to comment on that but then forgot. "Comply" jumped out at me. Who died and made you king, moron? Just why do we have to submit to you, lie down, grovel, and "comply" with your wishes? It's such a statist, totalitarian word. **** off.
I was wondering whose mole HughMoran is........huge moron...