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Title: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 22, 2010, 08:19:38 AM

A 22-year-old man was charged with disorderly conduct for  allegedly smearing feces on a parking ticket and placing it in a village payment box in northwest suburban Bartlett.

Alexander J. Bailey of 6N678 Medina Rd. in Medinah was charged after smearing feces on the parking ticket he received, then placing it inside the village payment box on April 6, according to a release from Bartlett police.

The stained parking ticket was discovered when an employee opened the envelope to process the ticket, the release said. Police said Bailey had enclosed payment for the violation along with the soiled ticket.

Bailey, who faces a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct, was released on $5,000 bond, which was set April 13 by Judge Kay Hanlon in Rolling Meadows, Cook County State's Attorney's office spokeswoman Tandra Simonton said.

He is scheduled for a preliminary hearing on June 1 at 1:30 p.m.

Surprisingly, not Florida (http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=1779172&spid=)

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 22, 2010, 11:25:32 AM

crap!

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: Thor on April 22, 2010, 12:53:14 PM

I think that this is a shitty way for the city to flush things out.

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: littlelamb on April 23, 2010, 09:16:31 AM

I wonder what kind of crappy lawyer is going to take this stinking case

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: MarshallLaw on April 23, 2010, 11:33:05 AM

Didn't this guy have any idea that if he did something like this the shit would hit the fan?

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 26, 2010, 10:58:00 AM

He may be up shit creek . . .

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: NHSparky on April 26, 2010, 11:00:19 AM

That's one way to wipe out a debt to society.

Title: Re: A really novel, stinky and ultimately unlawful way to handle a parking ticket
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 26, 2010, 04:39:40 PM

what a shit for brains..