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Title: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: bijou on April 21, 2010, 01:33:26 PM: (http://media.philly.com/images/0420_sex_410.jpg)

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A Lansdale woman convicted in February of indecent assault on a minor eight years ago has been arrested and charged with engaging in intercourse with a 14-year-old boy.

Erica Dillon, 31, of the 800 block of Walnut Street, was awaiting sentencing on charges of indecent assault and child endangerment in the first case when she had sex with the boy April 5 in the bedroom of her home, police said. ...
link (http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20100420_Woman_sex_offender_charged_with_assault_on_boy__14.html)
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2010, 01:36:28 PM: That deserves a five-spork!

:spork: :spork: :spork: :spork: :spork:
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: Mike220 on April 21, 2010, 01:38:56 PM: Might be a woman now, but he wasn't born that way. :spork:
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: mamacags on April 21, 2010, 01:47:35 PM: Where are all of the guys who high five each other over this shit now? Do you only condone pedophilia when it is a hot woman?
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 21, 2010, 02:00:53 PM: Quote from: mamacags on April 21, 2010, 01:47:35 PM
Where are all of the guys who high five each other over this shit now? Do you only condone pedophilia when it is a hot woman?

A., pedophilia is something entirely different and much worse than sex with people that are under the age of consent, and B., in her case I would say 'Child endangerment' is an entirely appropriate charge.
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 21, 2010, 04:38:19 PM: She is a child molesting pedo.

And she should be charged with Obscene Ugliness too
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 21, 2010, 04:50:55 PM: Dayum! Someone really went ballistic with the Ugly Stick on THAT one!
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 21, 2010, 04:56:07 PM: Dayum! ....it'll probably be a week or two before I find my wiener again.

I guess I'll be squatting until then.
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 21, 2010, 06:42:49 PM: it looks pissed off.
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: NHSparky on April 21, 2010, 07:24:27 PM: I sometimes lament my forced state of celibacy, and then I see women like her.
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 21, 2010, 07:31:30 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on April 21, 2010, 07:24:27 PM
I sometimes lament my forced state of celibacy, and then I see women like her.

I thought your divorce was final?
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: NHSparky on April 21, 2010, 07:34:31 PM: Quote from: FGL on April 21, 2010, 07:31:30 PM
I thought your divorce was final?

It is. But working 50-60 hours a week and the commute kinda puts a damper on the love life, not to mention I'm not really into the whole "instant family" thing.
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 21, 2010, 07:35:43 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on April 21, 2010, 07:34:31 PM
It is. But working 50-60 hours a week and the commute kinda puts a damper on the love life, not to mention I'm not really into the whole "instant family" thing.

You need a young one then, adopt from China and raise your next wife.

:rotf:
Title: Re: Scary mugshot of the day (more than one spork required)
Post by: littlelamb on April 22, 2010, 05:34:40 AM: Eye bleach please OMG she was scary