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Title: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: bijou on April 20, 2010, 03:01:00 PM
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A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. "The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject's anus," according to a CHP report, a copy of which you'll find here. Though Ferrini claimed that the wire was connected to an anal vibrator, officers became suspicious when he subsequently "began to explain his knowledge of explosives and bomb making."  ...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0419102vib1.jpg)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0419102vib1.html

What a bummer.
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: dutch508 on April 20, 2010, 03:21:48 PM
Quote from: bijou on April 20, 2010, 03:01:00 PM
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0419102vib1.jpg)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0419102vib1.html

What a bummer.

A$$hole
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 20, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
Oh Lawdy.  :mental:
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 20, 2010, 06:02:50 PM
Well he better not learn to say "Allah Akbha".....or anything close to that.... :rotf:
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: DefiantSix on April 20, 2010, 06:33:54 PM
My, the depths that TiT has sunk to since his fall from DUmp grace...

Changes his name to Steve, and he still can't get no respect. :mental: :lmao:
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: NHSparky on April 20, 2010, 07:22:30 PM
Shit happens.
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2010, 11:26:11 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on April 20, 2010, 07:22:30 PM
Shit happens.

Actually, it didn't in this case.
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: DefiantSix on April 21, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2010, 11:26:11 AM
Actually, it didn't in this case.

Thank Dog for small miracles.
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: SilverOrchid on April 21, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
This is the type of pervert that also shoves gerbils up his ass.
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: thundley4 on April 21, 2010, 10:42:18 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on April 21, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
This is the type of pervert that also shoves gerbils up his ass.

Richard Gere?
Title: Re: Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
Post by: littlelamb on April 22, 2010, 05:35:28 AM
He is one strange looking man