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Title: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: Freeper on April 18, 2010, 06:21:46 PM
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Hissyspit  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-15-10 04:43 PM
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LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna   Updated at 12:50 AM
   
Edited on Thu Apr-15-10 04:46 PM by Hissyspit
http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/04/15/just-ano...

STEPHEN C. WEBSTER
BRAVE NEW HOOKS

Apr. 15 2010 - 4:05 pm

Just another boring ole’ Thursday when, out of nowhere … Karl Rove!

Karl Rove decided to drop by my neighborhood for a book signing and I found out about it just as the event was starting. Naturally, I couldn’t resist going to meet the guy.

I know, I know, this would evoke a million questions, maybe even some righteous anger in many people. But not me. No, I had a better idea. I would be respectful and act my expected role, just another patron buying a gift, for a friend.

So, how does one go about tossing a cog at the most evil political mastermind since Kissinger? My first inclination was to throw a shoe. Yeah, that’d make headlines.

But no, I can do better. This was a Barnes & Noble book signing after all.

- snip -

“That’s Sean Hannity! her mother said. “He’s on the news, he’s a journalist who reports the news. Can you say that?”

“News!” the little girl cheered, flinging her arms into the air.

“Your uncle Gus got a photo with Mr. Hannity,” the woman continued. “He’s such a nice man.”

“Sean Hannity!” the girl chirped, twirling around with a giggle.

- snip -

It was my turn. I approached Rove, smiling with hand extended. Instead, he points at my shirt.

“Hey, what’cha got there, guy?” he asked me. “What’s that?”

I took a breath.

“RawStory.com, sir. It’s … a news web site. We’re … You could say we’re big fans of yours.”

He opened the book, page marked with a post-it note bearing the name he should make it out to: “Larisa Alexandrovna.”

He looked at me and blinked, then took his first glance at the note, pausing for what seemed five to seven seconds just glaring at it.

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For those of you who don’t know, Raw Story investigative news editor Larisa Alexandrovna was one of the reasons why the political prosecution of former Alabama Democratic Governor Don Siegelman came to light: a case which would later serve to illustrate how Rove’s politics infected the Justice Department, the investigation into which resulted in, well, you remember.

She also covered the Valerie Plame case, exposed the Bush administration’s covert ops in Iran, ripped holes in the official 9/11 story and was first to verify the location of a CIA black site in Poland.

So yeah, bet your ass that’s not an unfamiliar name to a former Bush administration bigwig.

- snip -

This one’s for you, Larisa. ;O)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8156055

Best bouncy I have seen in awhile.

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librechik  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-15-10 04:45 PM
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1. must have been a temptation not to slip the handcuffs on once his hands were busy
   
right there in front of you.

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Aviation Pro  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-16-10 12:27 AM
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29. Was his hand soft and fleshy?
   
Looks like he's never labored in his ****ing life. And the temptation to crush his little fingers probably was pretty strong.

Yeah his work experience is surely dwarfed by Obama's.

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femrap  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-15-10 09:36 PM
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11. Too sweet...
   
loved the picture. I just don't see how one could restrain oneself from physically hurting this evil POS.

I would have worn stilettos, tripped and broken one of his toes. Oops!

And the tea party is violent.  :mental:


Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 18, 2010, 06:31:56 PM
If it is true (remember Coach's First Rule Of DUmmies), Teh Rove handled the "situation" with a grace and aplomb that the DUmb****s will never be able to duplicate.
Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 18, 2010, 06:50:10 PM
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then took his first glance at the note, pausing for what seemed five to seven seconds just glaring at it.
I guarantee you he's never heard of that bitch. No one has ever mentioned her name except for wild-eyed democrat moonbats. Lord Rove just wanted to be sure he got her weirdo russki name spelled properly. The man simply didn't want the first mistake of his life to be in signing a book for some goofy foreigner.
Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: crockspot on April 18, 2010, 06:59:36 PM
I guarantee you he's never heard of that bitch. No one has ever mentioned her name except for wild-eyed democrat moonbats. Lord Rove just wanted to be sure he got her weirdo russki name spelled properly. The man simply didn't want the first mistake of his life to be in signing a book for some goofy foreigner.

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: formerlurker on April 18, 2010, 07:44:26 PM
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It was my turn. I approached Rove, smiling with hand extended. Instead, he points at my shirt.

“Hey, what’cha got there, guy?” he asked me. “What’s that?”


????

Did I miss something?  What'cha got there?   Really don't see that coming out of Rove's (that magnificant bastard) mouth, but what the hell is he talking about -- he have something in his shirt?  or is this how Rove asked him what his t-shirt was?

Really pathetic story.   

Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: seabelle on April 18, 2010, 07:53:44 PM
10 bongs  :-)

I know Code Pink's been trailing Mr. Rove  like heat seeking "bitches" in, uh, heat, do they realize how they're helping his book sales?

Raw Story is not a media source, it's a DUmp so-it-must-be-true source  :lmao:
Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 18, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
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“Hey, what’cha got there, guy?” he asked me. “What’s that?”

Blammo Bouncy.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Smilies/79477e3a.gif)
Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 18, 2010, 08:30:02 PM
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“RawStory.com, sir. It’s … a news web site.

News web site.... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 18, 2010, 08:38:03 PM
News web site.... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Indeed. They're Loons!  :lmao: