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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 16, 2010, 11:49:57 PM
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In this thread, DUmmy Blackhatjack asks his fellow DUmmies to describe how the jug-eared muslim's divine inspirations have led them to a level of prosperity and security unknown in previous human history. Remember, now, that he's asking DUmmies, who could never find meaningful employment through the great Bush Boom Years. Despite this softball opportunity to slam a home run for the Kenyan, only a tiny handful of DUmmies respond, all but one tell bald-faced lies, and every one of them is an anonymous, faceless, worthless member of the swarming, howling DUmmy pack:
Blackhatjack (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:40 PM
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If Your Business Picked Up Or You Are Doing Well In This Economy, What is Your Job? TY
I keep reading posts from people talking about how their business has picked up and/or how they are doing much better in this economy. However, the pertinent information which is missing is what kind of jobs do they hold?
Please share with the rest of us how you are employed? And if you are self employed, in what kind of business are you engaged?
A sincere thanks to those who respond to this post, because I will pass it on to friends who are struggling to find jobs here.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8164449
Come on, guys, DUmmy Blackhatjack, who sounds simple-minded in a stevenumbers kind of way, has teed it up for you. Let's hear your stories of jug-eared success!
DUmmy noob Naturalistnumbers is an alcoholic:
Naturalist111 (234 posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:50 PM
Response to Original message
1. Yep business is doing quite well thank you.
I am in the Beer business.
A simple-minded question:
Blackhatjack (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:54 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. Are you an owner(ie microbrewer) or distributor, etc??? Thanks n/t
And now the lie:
Naturalist111 (234 posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:56 PM
Response to Reply #4
6. Package it. Taste tester part time.
DUmmy Xipe Totec has spent nine hours a day, for the past three years, viewing pornography on the internet:
Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:51 PM
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2. Da Web
50% growth, year over year, for two years running, and this year looks to match or top that.
Personally, I haven't seen a raise in that long, but the pay is good and I'm smelling IPO in another year.
You cannot get a raise from watching porn. A rise, perhaps, but not a pay raise.
And another simple-minded question:
Blackhatjack (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:55 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Are you an employee or shareholder? Computer analyst, programmer, etc?? Thanks n/t
I swear, this guy sounds like DUmmy stevenumbers!
DUmmy TransitJohn has looked up a job definition in the DUmmy's only reference work, Wikipedia:
TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:52 PM
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3. Wellsite geological services
specifically, fluid analysis and reservoir characterization performed real time while drilling.
Nice try, DUmmy TransitJohn, but you should have described the overwhelming demand for your services that emerged on the afternoon of January 20, 2009, after the eight bleak Bush years.
DUmmy Blackhatjack is getting DUmber by the minute. I'm beginning to think he's DUmber than stevenumbers:
Blackhatjack (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:58 PM
Response to Reply #3
7. Did you obtain this position after college and advanced training?
How open is the profession to those seeking a job now who do not have time to go back to college and get their degree? Thanks.
Finally, DUmmy fishbulbnumbers tells the truth. He rings up jerky, smokes, and Bud, a job very few DUmmies can get, or keep, since it nearly always includes drug testing. But DUmmy fishbulbnumbers is a newbie, who hasn't caught on yet to the DUmp tradition of lying in every post:
fishbulb703 (180 posts) Sat Apr-17-10 12:06 AM
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10. I work retail at a gas station in a college town (Gainesville). Business is good(?)
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Obamanomics will involve putting them all out of business
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fishbulb703 (180 posts) Sat Apr-17-10 12:06 AM
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10. I work retail at a gas station in a college town (Gainesville). Business is good(?)
Gainesville is a college town...unemployment is low there, because of the college...I think the unemployment rate for gainesville is something like 6%, compared to neighboring counties like Marion which is over 15% unemployment right now....
I remember wharn Bush left office the unemployment rate in Marion County was below 4%...boy do I miss Bush....
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" Business is great. I read teleprompters, lie, cheat and steal for a living. I've been going great guns lately. I'm a jug eared, Muslim, communist, villiage idiot from Kenya. America, land of opportunity ....is this a great country or what."
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No orders for over a year. No RFQs for over six months. Employees on 50/50 unemployment. This is the worst business climate I have seen in over thirty years in the automation industry.
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No orders for over a year. No RFQs for over six months. Employees on 50/50 unemployment. This is the worst business climate I have seen in over thirty years in the automation industry.
Now they want to give tax cuts to foreigners who buy properties/businesses in America.
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No orders for over a year. No RFQs for over six months. Employees on 50/50 unemployment. This is the worst business climate I have seen in over thirty years in the automation industry.
Which type of automation industry?
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A bullish person would probably describe it as 'Lackluster, but at least everything appears to have hit bottom and to be trying to struggle upwards, though it'll be more of a long-term thing for that to actually happen.'
That is based on the assumption that the Krazy Kenyan keeps his piehole shut about any more great ideas like HCR of course, because every time he opens his yap on his brillyunt plans for new policy initiatives, Wall Street seems to catch a wave of Black Plague (Oooooh, was that a racist comment???!!!!??? :whatever:)
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A bullish person would probably describe it as 'Lackluster, but at least everything appears to have hit bottom and to be trying to struggle upwards, though it'll be more of a long-term thing for that to actually happen.'
That is based on the assumption that the Krazy Kenyan keeps his piehole shut about any more great ideas like HCR of course, because every time he opens his yap on his brillyunt plans for new policy initiatives, Wall Street seems to catch a wave of Black Plague (Oooooh, was that a racist comment???!!!!??? :whatever:)
If it was, it's because it was spot-on correct.
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TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-16-10 11:52 PM
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3. Wellsite geological services
specifically, fluid analysis and reservoir characterization performed real time while drilling.
Oh no, they will have this DUmmies head on a stake, he works in the evil petroleum exploration industry.
He's pumped up his job description though, the proper term for his profession is "mud logger".
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Oh no, they will have this DUmmies head on a stake, he works in the evil petroleum exploration industry.
He's pumped up his job description though, the proper term for his profession is "mud logger".
Not a bad gig, 39k in Penn - 80k in NM and all salaries in between.
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Which type of automation industry?
IR, UV, and X-Ray energy transfer, ovens, curing. High speed electrical test and vision inspection. Pick and place automation.