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Title: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 14, 2010, 04:28:20 PM
CNN mainstay Larry King is now tied with Elizabeth Taylor.

King has filed for divorce for the eighth time, according to a new report.

The divorce papers were filed in LA County Superior Court, according to TMZ.com. King blames “irreconcilable differences” for the split.

King, 76, married Shawn Southwick, 50, in 1997, and they have two sons. He wants joint custody, TMZ reported.

King married, and divorced, the same one twice in his long string of adventures in matrimony.

(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/04/14/pagesix/photos_stories/061305FATHER4LCR163317--300x300.jpg)

LINK (http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/larry_king_files_for_divorce_again_vZaE6DjMz4LLoQoFbX1tuK)
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Chris on April 14, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
He's 76?  He looks 90.

Some states won't let you marry that many times.  I overhead a conversation at the county clerk's office where some guy was filing for his fourth marriage certificate with his new wife.
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 14, 2010, 04:35:22 PM
He's 76?  He looks 90.

Yeah, he's gotta be fudging on his true age.
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: zeitgeist on April 14, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
Larry Who?  Is he still alive?? 
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Chris on April 14, 2010, 04:54:59 PM
The wife is hawt but she's got that "I've had too many facelifts" look.
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: littlelamb on April 14, 2010, 10:45:06 PM
He's 76?  He looks 90.

Some states won't let you marry that many times.  I overhead a conversation at the county clerk's office where some guy was filing for his fourth marriage certificate with his new wife.

In my state you can't file more than 5 times
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: TheSarge on April 15, 2010, 10:14:22 AM
He's 76?  He looks 90.

Marriage will do that to you.
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 28, 2010, 03:35:04 PM
Larry King and Shawn Southwick Were Basically Swingers (http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_larry-king-and-wife-were-swingers-claims-his-ex-wife_1376641)

Larry King and his wife, Shawn Southwick, were swingers, that's the claim of the talk show host's former wife Julia Alexander King.

"Larry told me they both knew that each of them had others in their lives," Julia, his Spouse No. 6 from 1989 to '92, told Radar Online.

"I never asked him and he never told me who his 'other' was, but he knew Shawn was having an affair with the baseball coach. She practically flaunted it," she added.

According to her, Larry was allegedly cheating with Shawn's younger sister, Shannon Engemann, and Shawn was trysting with their sons' baseball coach, Hector Penate, reports The New York Post.

"Larry doesn't have a mean bone in his body," said Julia, who keeps in touch with her ex. "He is a wonderful man in every area of his life except marriage. He just doesn't have a moral compass when it comes to women."
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Wineslob on April 28, 2010, 04:25:00 PM
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"Larry doesn't have a mean bone in his body," said Julia, who keeps in touch with her ex. "He is a wonderful man in every area of his life except marriage. He just doesn't have a moral compass when it comes to women."


Hilarious logic, that.   :mental:
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 28, 2010, 04:40:10 PM
Dayum...he screwed her younger sister...that's gotta hurt!  Hollyweird.
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: debk on April 28, 2010, 05:08:52 PM
This just proves that some women will do the wild thing with a guy based solely on his financial statement.....no matter what he looks like.... ::)

Donald Trump? I understand.

Larry King?  :puke:
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: thundley4 on April 28, 2010, 05:32:42 PM
This just proves that some women will do the wild thing with a guy based solely on his financial statement.....no matter what he looks like.... ::)

Donald Trump? I understand.

Larry King?  :puke:

What about the Crypt Keeper Hugh Hefner?
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 28, 2010, 05:38:03 PM
No on Hugh
No on King

Yes on Trump  :-)
Title: Re: Larry King files for divorce, again
Post by: debk on April 28, 2010, 05:59:58 PM
What about the Crypt Keeper Hugh Hefner?

He's even creepier than King....