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Title: Woody's never going to change his mind
Post by: franksolich on April 08, 2010, 12:12:39 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8111365

Oh my.

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MrScorpio  (1000+ posts)        Thu Apr-08-10 09:49 AM
WOODY, THE SCORPION PRIMITIVE
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I still believe that G.W. Bush, Cheney and the rest of those rat****ers should be rotting in jail

As long as I live, I'll never change my mind about this.

And after they're dead and gone, may they rot some more in Hell.

In all the years I served in uniform, and the years before that, when I saw my family in uniform, I knew that the US Military was an awesome power not to be abused or taken for granted.

Not only for the sake of the troops who volunteered to served their country, their lives and the lives of their families would would reap the heartache of not having them return home intact or not at all, but also for the sake of immense damage that could be inflicted at whatever it was pointed at.

For the sake of the innocents that just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

For the rule of law and justice.

For the justification of our right to defend ourselves, if need be.

For the ideals of America.

By incompetently prosecuting the war against al Qaeda in Afghanistan, lying us into a war against Iraq and a host of other crimes and misdeeds both foreign and domestic, they have rendered more damage against this nation than could have been dreamed of by any of our enemies.

For these crimes... they have earned my eternal enmity.

All of the commenting primitives agree with Woody.
Title: Re: Woody's never going to change his mind
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 08, 2010, 12:38:09 PM
Well, so much for the power of simpletons' magical belief systems versus the unstoppable might of the VRWC!

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Woody's never going to change his mind
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 08, 2010, 01:01:23 PM
In all the years I served in uniform, and the years before that, when I saw my family in uniform,

He comes from a long line of bus drivers.
Title: Re: Woody's never going to change his mind
Post by: USA4ME on April 08, 2010, 02:12:51 PM
He comes from a long line of bus drivers.

He claims to have worked in the Pentagon.  It might be the case that the Soviets are kicking themselves for not taking advantage of having one of their sympathizers on the inside, though as incompetent and stupid as the Woody The Scorpion primitive is, they probably figured they were better off just gleaning info via his constant screwups.

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Title: Re: Woody's never going to change his mind
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2010, 03:55:45 PM
Whenever I see a scorpion, I just step on it and grind it into the dust.
Title: Re: Woody's never going to change his mind
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2010, 04:09:35 PM
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For these crimes... they have earned my eternal enmity.
No one in his right mind wants DUmmy Woody's eternal enmity. Incidentally, I am willing to bet that not one DUmmy in a hundred can spell "enmity", let alone define it.  That's why I thought this reply was funny:
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madokie  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-08-10 09:49 AM
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1. Same for me