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Title: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 07, 2010, 09:25:54 AM
Blame Rahm Emanuel for team’s No. 1 fan dropping the ball during interview

What's happening to President Barack Obama, America's No. 1 White Sox fan, is just absolutely terrible.

OK, sure, the poor guy committed a grievous baseball sin. But now he's taking a beating, the kind Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano would give his own catcher, or maybe his manager.

It almost reminds me of the time CBS' Katie Couric sweetly asked Sarah Palin what she liked to read. Palin drew a blank and reporters never let her live it down.

But I say, let's leave the poor president alone. After all, he's a White Sox fan, isn't he?

-snip-

"When I moved to Chicago," Obama babbled to Dibble, "I was living close to what was then Cominskey Park and went to a couple of games and just fell in love with it."

What's that? Come-in-ski? Is that how Obama invites the Russian foreign minister into the Oval Office during a diplomatic crisis?

Clearly, there was no teleprompter upon which White House media wizard David Axelrod could type the words "Pudge = Carlton Fisk" or "Big Hurt = Frank Thomas."

More of the John Kass column (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0407-20100407,0,3653892,full.column)
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: NHSparky on April 07, 2010, 11:20:37 AM
At least he didn't say Bobby Pierzynski or A.J. Jenks.

And anyone who would have even mildly followed the team in the last 20 years would have known Frank Thomas, Harold Baines, and Ozzie Guillen right off the tops of their pointy little heads.
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 07, 2010, 12:21:36 PM
I think I've finally come across the proper noun to describe our dear leader.........

.....BUFFOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: littlelamb on April 07, 2010, 04:31:53 PM
I think I've finally come across the proper noun to describe our dear leader.........

.....BUFFOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of JACKASS
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 07, 2010, 09:20:11 PM
puppet.

Question is whose hand is up his...
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
puppet.

Question is whose hands are up his...

George Soros and Allah, come to mind immediately!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 08, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
Well it could have been worse............he couldv'e said he was a Cubs fan
Title: Re: Obama swings and misses at Sox lore
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2010, 03:25:06 PM
Well it could have been worse............he couldv'e said he was a Cubs fan

The Oakland A's wasn't much better.