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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on April 06, 2010, 07:39:19 PM
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mrfocus (88 posts)
Tue Apr-06-10 08:35 PM
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So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do something about it (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8101743)
Aren't you tired hearing right-wingers go on and on about personal freedom and individual responsibility when you know full well they'll be the first ones in line for health care paid for you by you and me when they get sick or have an accident (even if they were too ruggedly individualistic to actually contribute their fair share into the system)?
To allow these fine principled individuals to fully live out their heroic ideals (even if incapacitated or unconscious), I have created a new "issue wristband" for tea baggers, libertarians, et al.
It's called "No Cash - No Care" and you can find out more about it here
http://www.NoCashNoCare.com
The basic idea is that this wristband will let first responders and other medical professionals know about the person's principled opposition to health insurance and instruct them to only treat until the cash is gone.
Hope that you won't mind me tooting my own horn. Also makes a great gift for ultra-libertarians or tea baggers you may know. And yes, the site might be a tad satirical in nature.
(http://www.nocashnocare.com/images/main_photo_flat.jpg)
Yeah, this will go over well.
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First of all, I'm under no illusions that liberals on average will pay in more to the system than they take out. It's never been the case with any other gov't program, so no reason to believe it will be any different this time.
Second, the wristband would make sense if the person wearing it had the opinion of opting out of obama-non-care, but they don't. I suspect this promotion will fail as badly as the other ill-conceived ideas we have witnessed them attempt over the years.
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Well that's just ****ing stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.
Cindie
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Well that's just ****ing stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.
Cindie
^5
KC
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Well that's just ******* stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.
Cindie
Sigh.. When will you stop spewing that "Fright Wing" hatred ? (Facepalm) :-)
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Well that's just ****ing stupid. Really, really stupid. Since when did anyone object to health insurance? We just don't want to buy it from the damn government.
Cindie
It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to carry some vague implication that you're, "teaching the Repugs a lesson." Even if that lesson is, "Yes, I'm a brain-dead moron who doesn't have the slightest concept of what satire is."
DUmmies, having no standards, are easily impressed by one another.
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Did someone leave the projector running again at teh DUmp?
That's about the third different thread where I've seen the DUmmies claiming that those of us that actually PAY taxes will be supported by them...would have a poorer lifestyle and standard of living than your average DUmmie if the country split...or that we Conservatives/Republicans are somehow going to turn into the leaches of society because of the high cost of Obamacare?
It seems that they believe we've morphed into them. :thatsright:
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That's about the third different thread where I've seen the DUmmies claiming that those of us that actually PAY taxes will be supported by them...
They believe those wealthier than themselves have stolen it all from the poor.
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This could be useful, actually, if we buy a bunch of them and give them to ambulance crews so they can slap one on the wrist of any DUers they get called to pick up (They'll be able to tell by the mounds of Cheetos wrappers, pizza boxes, general squalor, and the 350#-plus heft of the patient).
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Another stupid idea brought to you by the dregs at the DUmp.
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This could be useful, actually, if we buy a bunch of them and give them to ambulance crews so they can slap one on the wrist of any DUers they get called to pick up (They'll be able to tell by the mounds of Cheetos wrappers, pizza boxes, general squalor, and the 350#-plus heft of the patient).
Not to mention they will have died slumped over a keyboard with; Daily Kos, DUmp, MSNBC or some other BS site showing on the monitor.
KC
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Not to mention they will have died slumped over a keyboard with; Daily Kos, DUmp, MSNBC or some other BS site showing on the monitor.
KC
Isn't that how the fat slob Kephra was found?
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mrfocus (88 posts)
Tue Apr-06-10 08:35 PM
Original message
So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do something about it............
The basic idea is that this wristband will let first responders and other medical professionals know about the person's principled opposition to health insurance and instruct them to only treat until the cash is gone..........
He stole MY idea. I have wanted such a branding forced upon all those who have a principled opposition to employment.
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Well, focus, you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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For the life of me I just can't figure out why those people are not super rich. I mean, that is one hell of an idea. bet that DUchebag is a multi-millionaire.
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Isn't that how the fat slob Kephra was found?
That's how it was told .....
KC
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That's how it was told .....
KC
That's what I thought. There have been so many DUmmies who have bought the farm, I wasn't sure if that was the right story. Wasn't Khephra (think I fixed the spelling properly) found by his mother slumped over a keyboard with the DUmp, Kos, Truthout, et al on several screens in front of him?
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That's what I thought. There have been so many DUmmies who have bought the farm, I wasn't sure if that was the right story. Wasn't Khephra (think I fixed the spelling properly) found by his mother slumped over a keyboard with the DUmp, Kos, Truthout, et al on several screens in front of him?
Well it was evidently slumped over the keyboard but I don't know about what was on the screen. I would think DU MUST have been up due to momma finding him in the basement and figuring out how to access DU .....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2924776
KC
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Did someone leave the projector running again at teh DUmp?
That's about the third different thread where I've seen the DUmmies claiming that those of us that actually PAY taxes will be supported by them...would have a poorer lifestyle and standard of living than your average DUmmie if the country split...or that we Conservatives/Republicans are somehow going to turn into the leaches of society because of the high cost of Obamacare?
It seems that they believe we've morphed into them. :thatsright:
It llks like the DUmmies stole a cinerama widescreen projector this time. They are projecting so much that you could see it from orbit .
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It llks like the DUmmies stole a cinerama widescreen projector this time. They are projecting so much that you could see it from orbit .
That is probably why the space shuttle had trouble docking with the space station.... :hammer:
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Does his wristband also mean unless someone pays into welfare first they shouldn't be allowed to collect benefits?
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Hummmm.....23 "guests".......
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mrfocus (88 posts)
Tue Apr-06-10 08:35 PM
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So, I got so sick of Tea Bag Anti-Health Care Wingnuttery, I decided to do something about it
So, "Mr Mucous" pissed down his leg. That 'sposed to be some kinda surprise?
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After considering this, I think the unfocused primitive should be Tombstoned for usning DU to market goods without permission from management.
Primitives are the only people who will buy these things, as gag gifts.