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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 06, 2010, 12:34:50 AM
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Just when you thought it was safe to return to the DUmp, the CalPig deposits another pile of words. So if you go over, watch where you step:
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-05-10 11:22 PM
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A little poem for tonight: Anticipation
skin softening
pulse quickens
pupils darken
knowing what will
be
unafraid
to join
what life
is
when we are
in
full flood
© 2010 MLC
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9321924
A review from TLB:
Don't get me wrong - her poetry isn't bad. It's awful. It's the kind of thing that would blind God if He had to read it. It's a collection of words that should be machine-gunned down, one by one, preferably out in the desert, with no witnesses, and a nice young girl who could be counted on to claim that she'd been shooting jackrabbits. It's so bad, mirrors crack if anyone looking into a mirror while thinking of one of CP's poems runs the risk of permanent scarring, even blindness, while thinking of it as he peers into the mirror.
Her poetry needs immolation. She needs to have all writing impletments and keyboards, paper, blank walls, toilet paper, paper towels, margins in newspapers, and even the blank part of framed works of art removed from her home until this idea that she's writing "poetry" passes. Maybe medication will help.
A review from DUmmy NanceGreggs, who thinks Beth Ferrari is smart, and "Gigli" was a great movie:
NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-06-10 01:20 AM
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15. Hmmmm ...
Sometimes your paring knife cuts too close to the bone - exposing that part of us we choose to keep hidden from view.
You are, as always, precise in your incisions - executed with the style and grace of one unafraid of having but one of their many aspects exposed for all to see.
You venture out undaunted - and that is part of your magic.
I think she uses her paring knife to butcher the English language.
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After reading something that bad, now I'm afraid to go to sleep. I fear that my brain will shut down from the stupidity that just flowed from my screen if I do.
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Yep. CPeg is a literary knife wielding maniac, sending words into fits of terror at the thought of being her next victim.
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Can anyone say :loser:
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Priceless stuff!
Everytime I read one her "poems" I start hearing Beatnik music and thinking of some smokey club populated by a bunch of dirty hippies. :-)
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skin softening
pulse quickens
pupils darken
Skin softening is not an involuntary physical reaction, so this makes no sense.
when we are
in
full flood
CPig, you are constantly referencing drowning, flooding, and the like in your little messes. Would you kindly finish going down for the third time?
Even more execreble was the commentary by NanceGreggs. Most of the time, I think the audience is pulling her leg to have a laugh, but I'm not so sure about Nance.
What was gross from the other day, was some DUmmie told Cpig her erotica poetry had "put her in the mood."
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I don't get it, is this about sex or menstruation or something?
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And then the sun spit morning,
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what life
is
when we are
in
full flood
So is she into golden showers or something? (squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt)
Cindie
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My dog's
butthole's a-winkin'.
Let her
outside
to drop her payload.
Hey, I'm a poet! :cheersmate:
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In the eternal words of Joseph Conrad, "The horror, the horror."
Words fail me. If only they had failed her instead.
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unafraid
to join
what life
is
when we are
in
full flood
I think flood season was over a long time ago for you, Peg.
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In the eternal words of Joseph Conrad, "The horror, the horror."
Words fail me. If only they had failed her instead.
I think flood season was over a long time ago for you, Peg.
They did fail her, they ran screaming from inclusion in another ode. Tragically however she was able to catch up with a few before they made their escape.
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I don't get it, is this about sex or menstruation or something?
I'm not sure, but if it is the latter, cramps are usually all that I need to figure it out.
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I'm not sure, but if it is the latter, cramps are usually all that I need to figure it out.
Holy shit. CP is about old enough to be one of the original back-up singers for the Adam and Eve road show. You can't tell me her/his/it's sewer tubing isn't all dry and dusty by now.
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Would you kindly finish going down for the third time?
She needs to make a few more circles around the bowl.
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You can't tell me her/his/it's sewer tubing isn't all dry and dusty by now.
:rotf: :rotf:
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Priceless stuff!
Everytime I read one her "poems" I start hearing Beatnik music and thinking of some smokey club populated by a bunch of dirty hippies. :-)
Yep, what was his name, Maynard G. Krebs? She sounds just like some of the crap he threw out in jest. Problem is, she's series!