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Title: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: dutch508 on April 05, 2010, 05:54:12 PM: You wondered why Mr. Snuggle Bunny was not posting as much? Turns out he was caught mole-esting a nine-year old English girl!

World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7552635/Worlds-biggest-rabbit-weighs-three-and-a-half-stone.html

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01609/bunny220_1609586f.jpg)
This Easter Bunny weighs a whopping three-and-a-half stone and is four foot three inches long - making him the biggest rabbit ever recorded.

Published: 3:00PM BST 04 Apr 2010

Darius, a Continental Giant who is only 13 months old, eats 12 carrots a day to keep up his strength as well as two daily meals of a pair of bowls of rabbit mix, three apples and a cabbage.

And he still has not reached his full size, with owner Annette Edwards, 59, preparing herself for another six months of growth before he hits full size.

Ms Edwards, from Worcester, has bred big bunnies before but Darius has been recognised as the largest rabbit ever recorded.

She said: "I only measured him this weekend and that was when I realised he was much bigger than Alice, who is the current record holder.

"He is so gentle and I wonder if this has helped him grow bigger than the rest. He does run around all the time, so I guess the combination of food and exercise has worked out for him.

"He really is a handsome beast though, there's always a bit of a glint in his eye when you go near him."

Darius is the son of current record holder Alice and the grandson of earlier owner of the crown Amy.

Ralph, owned by Pauline Grant, who hit the headlines at the start of the year is his stepbrother but is dwarfed by his half-sibling.

Ms Edwards had recently started auditions to find a man to hold Alice at personal appearances around the globe.

But now the lucky job applicant will have to have a few more muscles to his name as Darius is much heavier than Alice.

Ms Edwards said: "I think it's nice that the record is being kept in the family. The frightening thing is that Darius is still growing so he could be absolutely massive by the time he reaches full size.

"People ask me what my secret is, but there really isn't one other than just treating them well and really looking after them."

A spokesman from Guinness World Records said: "This is the biggest bunny in the world. Darius is bigger than all the previous record holding rabbits. It's unbelievable that a rabbit could grow to over four-foot long."
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 05:56:04 PM: FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES DOOM PTARMIGANS
BUNNIES=PTARMIGAN OPPRESSORS
BUNNIES ARE GOD ENEMIES
BUNNIES HATE GOD
GOD HATES BUNNIES
BUNNIES GAVE GOD UP
GOD GAVE BUNNIES UP
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: RightCoast on April 05, 2010, 06:01:59 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES DOOM PTARMIGANS
BUNNIES=PTARMIGAN OPPRESSORS
BUNNIES ARE GOD ENEMIES
BUNNIES HATE GOD
GOD HATES BUNNIES
BUNNIES GAVE GOD UP
GOD GAVE BUNNIES UP

Ptarmigans better start bulking up...
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 06:03:42 PM: Quote from: RightCoast on April 05, 2010, 06:01:59 PM

Ptarmigans better start bulking up...

God has a "Kill Button" that causes all filthy bunnies to drop dead.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: RightCoast on April 05, 2010, 06:13:01 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 06:03:42 PM
God has a "Kill Button" that causes all filthy bunnies to drop dead.

That better be a big button
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: NHSparky on April 05, 2010, 06:43:12 PM: How's it feel, knowing there are bunnies who think ptarmigans are nice little chew toys?
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 05, 2010, 07:02:58 PM: That is one big wabbit!
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 05, 2010, 07:56:08 PM: That girl is NOT 9 years old. I'd say 4 or 5.

That said, the Ptarmigans are gonna be overrun by cute bunny heavy infantry if they don't stop preening their plumage and start working out. The little girl can pick one up, can a glorified chicken...I mean, ptarmigan lift one?
:fuelfire:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: IassaFTots on April 05, 2010, 09:14:42 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 05, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
That girl is NOT 9 years old. I'd say 4 or 5.

That said, the Ptarmigans are gonna be overrun by cute bunny heavy infantry if they don't stop preening their plumage and start working out. The little girl can pick one up, can a glorified chicken...I mean, ptarmigan lift one?
:fuelfire:

Dunno, but having been a Saints fan, for my whole life, I kinda have a thing for the underdog-ptarmigan. No offense to Snugs, tho.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 10:12:20 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 05, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
That girl is NOT 9 years old. I'd say 4 or 5.

That said, the Ptarmigans are gonna be overrun by cute bunny heavy infantry if they don't stop preening their plumage and start working out. The little girl can pick one up, can a glorified chicken...I mean, ptarmigan lift one?
:fuelfire:

That's just wishful thinking. Bunnies will be defeated before they can even mobilize because their Days/Armageddon is coming. It will get them before they even know it. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 10:13:24 PM: Quote from: RightCoast on April 05, 2010, 06:13:01 PM
That better be a big button

It's just a regular red button enclosed in a glass casing. God will just have to pull the casing off and push the button.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2010, 10:14:03 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on April 05, 2010, 06:43:12 PM
How's it feel, knowing there are bunnies who think ptarmigans are nice little chew toys?

That'll just get cadmium poisoning and that's fine with me. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: littlelamb on April 06, 2010, 05:35:22 AM: Wow can you imagine the pellets that rabbit makes
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: njpines on April 06, 2010, 07:46:01 AM: That bunny is bigger than my Aussie! :o We had a Flemish Giant for several years but he was probably 20 lbs, tops.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: rich_t on April 06, 2010, 12:18:18 PM: That would make one big assed pot of rabbit stew.

Yummy

:drool: :drool:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: LC EFA on April 07, 2010, 05:50:03 AM: Quote from: littlelamb on April 06, 2010, 05:35:22 AM
Wow can you imagine the pellets that rabbit makes

I was more thinking of the pelt it would make...
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 07, 2010, 02:22:05 PM: Quote from: LC EFA on April 07, 2010, 05:50:03 AM
I was more thinking of the pelt it would make...

I gotcher sister's pelt.

:tongue:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2010, 06:31:57 PM: Quote from: rich_t on April 06, 2010, 12:18:18 PM
That would make one big assed pot of rabbit stew.

Yummy

:drool: :drool:

I like to see that beast in Hell for ETERNITY!!!!!!!!! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: longview on April 07, 2010, 06:39:10 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
I like to see that beast in Hell for ETERNITY!!!!!!!!! :evillaugh:

Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2010, 07:06:51 PM: Quote from: longview on April 07, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

Bunnies are filthy and murdering wankerous sodomites that oppress and kill ptarmigans. They keep ptarmigans down and unknown. If ptarmigans were well known like the puffin, bunnies would exposed as the evil freaks that they are. They are bloodthirsty beasts that hate and mock God. God hates lagomorphs and will condemn them to eternal damnation for their crimes in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 07:08:45 PM: Quote from: longview on April 07, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

Pharmy is crazier than a fruitbat...and prob'ly related to the fruitbat now that I am thinking about it.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2010, 07:09:27 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 07:08:45 PM
Pharmy is crazier than a fruitbat...and prob'ly related to the fruitbat now that I am thinking about it.

I am not crazy. I am a truthteller.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: formerlurker on April 07, 2010, 07:47:15 PM: Quote from: longview on April 07, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

Just back away slowly..... very slowly..... from this thread............
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 07:51:28 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2010, 07:09:27 PM
I am not crazy. I am a truthteller.

at this point Perry Mason would turn to the jury with a knowing look.

(http://thankandgrowrich.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/2136_0045.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHqebO8aAc4[/youtube]
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 07, 2010, 07:56:37 PM: Quote from: longview on April 07, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

It is likely a long, twisted and hilarious tale.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 08:06:59 PM: I personally think that Pharmy has a little furry rabbit fetish he struggles with. I think he prob'ly goes home at night, goes into the bedroom, closes the blinds, strips naked, puts on a bunny costume and abuses a stuffed Thumper doll.

It's said for him really, because he has no control over himself, and so here on CC, and no doubt in the rest of his daily life, he flips out and screams insanely about rabbits, frientening small children, co-workers, and Cartoons everywhere...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKezD7_RZSw[/youtube]
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2010, 08:23:18 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 08:06:59 PM
I personally think that Pharmy has a little furry rabbit fetish he struggles with. I think he prob'ly goes home at night, goes into the bedroom, closes the blinds, strips naked, puts on a bunny costume and abuses a stuffed Thumper doll.

It's said for him really, because he has no control over himself, and so here on CC, and no doubt in the rest of his daily life, he flips out and screams insanely about rabbits, frientening small children, co-workers, and Cartoons everywhere...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKezD7_RZSw[/youtube]

Looking for skeletons in the closet. My closet is clean. I will hate bunnies to the very day I die.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: longview on April 07, 2010, 08:37:33 PM: Golly. Thank you all for clearing that up. :)

needed a smiley!
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 07, 2010, 08:38:48 PM: Quote from: longview on April 07, 2010, 08:37:33 PM
Golly. Thank you all for clearing that up.

:rotf:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: IassaFTots on April 07, 2010, 09:55:33 PM: Quote from: longview on April 07, 2010, 08:37:33 PM
Golly. Thank you all for clearing that up. :)

needed a smiley!

What I have learned is that there are somethings that are better left alone. Ptarmigans. Rabbits. Peach Cobbler.

Steer clear of em, and all is well. :-)
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 10:44:44 PM: Hey...there is nothing wrong with peach cobbler.

you like peach cobbler, don'cha?
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: thundley4 on April 07, 2010, 10:53:55 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 10:44:44 PM
Hey...there is nothing wrong with peach cobbler.

you like peach cobbler, don'cha?

I heard she turned it down in favor of pie ala mode.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: dutch508 on April 07, 2010, 11:08:17 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on April 07, 2010, 10:53:55 PM
I heard she turned it down in favor of pie ala mode.

if it has chocolate fudge, then that is acceptable.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: IassaFTots on April 08, 2010, 09:32:21 AM: For the record, I adore peach cobbler. Matter of fact, I ate some just yesterday.

My point was that it seems that there is nothing that will get you to the fight club quicker than a dissenting viewpoint of bunnies, birds, and peach cobbler.

Fortunately for me, I like all three. :innocent:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: debk on April 08, 2010, 09:35:39 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on April 08, 2010, 09:32:21 AM
For the record, I adore peach cobbler. Matter of fact, I ate some just yesterday.

My point was that it seems that there is nothing that will get you to the fight club quicker than a dissenting viewpoint of bunnies, birds, and peach cobbler.

Fortunately for me, I like all three. :innocent:

suck-up.... :tongue:

:fuelfire:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: IassaFTots on April 08, 2010, 09:58:39 AM: Quote from: debk on April 08, 2010, 09:35:39 AM

suck-up.... :tongue:

:fuelfire:

You call it suck up. I call it CYA. :-)
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: debk on April 08, 2010, 11:19:21 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on April 08, 2010, 09:58:39 AM
You call it suck up. I call it CYA. :-)

:bow:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Thor on April 08, 2010, 03:59:29 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on April 08, 2010, 09:58:39 AM
You call it suck up. I call it CYA. :-)
:suckup:
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: IassaFTots on April 08, 2010, 09:26:57 PM: Quote from: Thor on April 08, 2010, 03:59:29 PM
:suckup:

Hey man, I ain't messing with em. It is what it is. I am a brat after all. :-)
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 08, 2010, 09:58:08 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on April 07, 2010, 09:55:33 PM
What I have learned is that there are somethings that are better left alone. Ptarmigans. Rabbits. Peach Cobbler.

Steer clear of em, and all is well. :-)

I go for chocolate mousse or lemon meringue pie.
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 08, 2010, 11:02:22 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 08, 2010, 09:58:08 PM
I go for chocolate mousse or lemon meringue pie.

Maybe chocolate bunnies?
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: crockspot on April 10, 2010, 11:41:40 AM: I had a normal sized rabbit that used to try to mate with my german shepherd.... I wouldn't leave that big bastard alone with that little girl!
Title: Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
Post by: miskie on April 10, 2010, 07:44:34 PM: A message from the Emergency Broadcast System..

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That is all.