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Title: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 04, 2010, 02:49:52 PM
DUmmy kentuck  reveals himself to be a reader of franksolich:
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kentuck  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-04-10 02:11 PM
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Fifty years ago, the idea of crucifixion seemed like the most cruel act humankind could do to another human. However, today, we hear of horrible and unmentionable acts, chopping people up and putting them in a refrigerator to have for supper and raping small babies, etc. Have we lost our souls?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8086260

DUmmy AHIA reveals himself to be an orthodox democrat, who will become well acquainted with Dead Ted and Killer Tiller:
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A HERETIC I AM  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-04-10 02:18 PM
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2. Well, since saviour god-men were a dime a dozen back then....
and Jesus is just another in a long line of such men to have almost identical stories, it stretches credulity to the utmost to think that this guy actually existed in the first place as opposed to being merely the personification of the story of the suns movements through the seasons that he actually is.

So the point is rather moot, is it not?

The Romans crucified people to make an example of them and they weren't taken down after three days. They were left to rot in the sun, for all to see.

"He died for our sins."

Bollocks.



DUmmy noob AAV reveals himself to be a typical democrat moonbat moron:
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AnArmyVeteran  (262 posts)        Sun Apr-04-10 02:18 PM
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3. If Jesus died for our sins, why does the Catholic Church blame the Jews for killing him?  
 You would think Catholics would be happy the Jews killed Jesus because if they didn't kill him he couldn't have risen three days later. And it would have made the entire idea about being 'reborn' a moot point. So why aren't Catholics and Christians happy the Jews killed Jesus?

And since the Catholic Church still holds a grudge against the Jews for killing Jesus does that mean they are mad at God too, since Gob preordained the murder of his 'son' long before it happened?

It's all so hocus pocus to me. I'd like to see a world free of religion. It would be a much more peaceful place and have a lot less hateful people. I believe religion is a sickness, where only weak people are attracted to it to try to fill some need.
 
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 04, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
raping small babies?

I didn't know this was about Mulsims.
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 04, 2010, 03:18:05 PM
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A HERETIC I AM  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-04-10 02:18 PM
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2. Well, since saviour god-men were a dime a dozen back then....
and Jesus is just another in a long line of such men to have almost identical stories, it stretches credulity to the utmost to think that this guy actually existed in the first place as opposed to being merely the personification of the story of the suns movements through the seasons that he actually is.

WTF? I've read this statement 4 times and I still don't understand what this moonbat is jammering on about. :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: DefiantSix on April 04, 2010, 03:20:19 PM
WTF? I've read this statement 4 times and I still don't understand what this moonbat is jammering on about. :mental:

That's because you're SANE.  Sanity makes nonsense unintelligible.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 04, 2010, 03:26:34 PM
WTF? I've read this statement 4 times and I still don't understand what this moonbat is jammering on about. :mental:
There were a number of would-be individuals in those days that tried to claim divine or secular liberation for Israel.

Barabas was one such individual.

In 135 AD the Jews and Christians were united against Rome until Rabbi Akiva declared the Jewsish general Simeon to be Bar Kochba, a title with messianic overtures. The Christians deserted the movement because they already had a messiah.

Flavius Josephus chronicles much of this in his "Wars of the Jews."

Of course, when it comes to "dime a dozen saviors" I'm curious about the revelry surrounding Clinton's 1st inauguration, the sense of desperate urgency of the Kerry campaign and some half not-white guy taking up space in the Oval office today.  

THERE'S your dime store messiahs.
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 04, 2010, 03:26:57 PM
That's because you're SANE.  Sanity makes nonsense unintelligible.   :fuelfire:

Maybe in the alternate universe it makes sense.

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Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 04, 2010, 10:06:17 PM
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AnArmyVeteran  (262 posts)        Sun Apr-04-10 02:18 PM
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3. If Jesus died for our sins, why does the Catholic Church blame the Jews for killing him? 
 You would think Catholics would be happy the Jews killed Jesus because if they didn't kill him he couldn't have risen three days later. And it would have made the entire idea about being 'reborn' a moot point. So why aren't Catholics and Christians happy the Jews killed Jesus?

And since the Catholic Church still holds a grudge against the Jews for killing Jesus does that mean they are mad at God too, since Gob preordained the murder of his 'son' long before it happened?

It's all so hocus pocus to me. I'd like to see a world free of religion. It would be a much more peaceful place and have a lot less hateful people. I believe religion is a sickness, where only weak people are attracted to it to try to fill some need.
Don't remember hearing this at Mass today! ::) Jesus! ****ing Mel Gibson gets drunk and screams about "The Jews" and all Catholics are anti-semites!  :thatsright: ::)
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: jinxmchue on April 04, 2010, 10:38:59 PM
WTF? I've read this statement 4 times and I still don't understand what this moonbat is jammering on about. :mental:

It sounds like the DUmmy is an avid reader of crackpot know-nothing author "Acharya S" (Dorothy Murdock).  She wrote about "Suns of God," linking Jesus to mythological sun deities throughout history no matter how tenebrous the connection.  For instance, Jesus was born of a virgin and Mithra was "born" of "virgin" rock, thus Jesus is a copycat of Mithra.  It's all a huge pile of donkey droppings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acharya_S
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 05, 2010, 07:56:07 AM
idiots.

They were just fulfilling their roles.
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: Karin on April 05, 2010, 08:15:48 AM
I find the DUmmies' theology threads very tiresome, but this was funny:

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chopping people up and putting them in a refrigerator to have for supper

Why would that even come to mind, if not for Frank's short stories?  Not just chopping people up, mind you, which is bad enough.  It's also the act of having them for supper.  Now that would be truly heinous. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Reveal Themselves on Easter Sunday
Post by: Wineslob on April 05, 2010, 10:05:25 AM
I find the DUmmies' theology threads very tiresome, but this was funny:

Why would that even come to mind, if not for Frank's short stories?  Not just chopping people up, mind you, which is bad enough.  It's also the act of having them for supper.  Now that would be truly heinous. 


From watching too many "Hannibal' movies?

These moroons will believe any tripe. Still I wounder, do they ever think about why they have such a truly disturbing hatred for anything christian, yet Islam gets a pass?