The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 02, 2010, 12:46:06 PM
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Three men were sitting in a Soviet prison and comparing notes on what had brought them to such a sad state of affairs.
The first one said, "Every day I showed up for work 5 minutes late and they accused me of stealing wages from the people."
The second one said, "Every day I showed up for work 5 minutes early and they said I was trying to curry political favors."
The third one said, "Every day I showed up on time and they accused me of having bought a black market clock from the West."
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:rotf: Thats great