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Title: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on March 31, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
YCMTSU.

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Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is afraid that the U.S. Territory of Guam is going to "tip over and capsize" due to overpopulation.

Johnson expressed his worries during a House Armed Services Committee hearing on the defense budget Friday.

http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/3169-rep-hank-johnson-guam-could-tip-over-and-capsize

This is the same district that Cynthia McKinney used to represent. You know. The edumacated twit who thinks we planted a U.S. flag on Mars.

I'm dead serious.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2010, 10:09:28 PM
YCMTSU.

http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/3169-rep-hank-johnson-guam-could-tip-over-and-capsize

This is the same district that Cynthia McKinney used to represent. You know. The edumacated twit who thinks we planted a U.S. flag on Mars.

I'm dead serious.

Actually, it was Sheila Jackson-Lee who thought we've been to Mars.

And I was stationed in Guam for two years, did many Westpacs there.  Tip over?  Not likely.  Blow away?  If that was gonna happen, it would have already.

Even if Rep. Johnson "corrected" his statement to reflect that he was concerned a FIVE PERCENT increase in population would "harm" the ecosystem, he should consider the "harm" that's done by all the Japanese tourists who visit there every year.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2010, 08:26:48 AM
Maybe the Navy could tow it to shallower water.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 01, 2010, 08:33:50 AM
He went to school with Cynthia McKinney didn't he?
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 01, 2010, 09:08:44 AM
Everyone knows that Guam is really a giant turtle.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: NHSparky on April 01, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
He went to school with Cynthia McKinney didn't he?

Well, it IS her old district.  BTW, that stretch of highway is still called the Cynthia McKinney Parkway, isn't it?

Oh, and Happy Fun Ball...Guam is many things, but not a giant turtle.  Giant TURD, maybe.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: bkg on April 01, 2010, 11:01:27 AM
Gotta give props to the Admiral (?) for not saying "are you fawking kidding me???"
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: littlelamb on April 01, 2010, 11:37:46 AM
He is a idiot
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Woodhick on April 01, 2010, 12:52:26 PM
Hveing been to Guam several times. they should vist the island before they run at the lips.
Guam is mostly BANKS
If they have paid any attention to current events, many have failed and went belly up. :hammer:
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: longview on April 01, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
Gotta give props to the Admiral (?) for not saying "are you fawking kidding me???"

I couldn't believe no one laughed.  I don't know if it's funny or sad that they have that much practiced control!
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Red October on April 01, 2010, 03:32:23 PM
But can he spell "potatoe?"  Because that would be a BFD.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 01, 2010, 04:28:42 PM
It's jaw-dropping in its' stupidity.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: lastparker on April 02, 2010, 09:04:52 AM
THAT was awsome.  And now we know what happened to Atlantis.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Peter3_1 on April 02, 2010, 09:13:00 PM
And we pay these dolts how much? :censored:
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: docstew on April 03, 2010, 12:51:32 AM
And we pay these dolts how much? :censored:

judging by this, they should be paying us
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: NHSparky on April 03, 2010, 09:33:10 AM
Then again, having been there, I wouldn't shed too many tears if Guam just capsized and sunk like a giant turd.

And Woodhick--banking?  No.  Try again.  The top two cash cows for Guam are tourism and the military.  Take away either one of those and the island dries up and blows away, with the remaining residents turning back into loincloth wearing fishermen.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Woodhick on April 03, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
Then again, having been there, I wouldn't shed too many tears if Guam just capsized and sunk like a giant turd.

And Woodhick--banking?  No.  Try again.  The top two cash cows for Guam are tourism and the military.  Take away either one of those and the island dries up and blows away, with the remaining residents turning back into loincloth wearing fishermen.
I have been to Guam several times. There are  more banks that anything there.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: NHSparky on April 04, 2010, 01:33:56 AM
I have been to Guam several times. There are  more banks that anything there.

Headquartered?  No, try again.  I LIVED there for two years.  Did upkeep ports/tiger teams on FIVE Westpacs.  Just because there's a JP branch, BofA branch, Bank of Hawaii branch, and NFCU branch, doesn't mean there are more "banks than anything".  About zip-point-shit of the economy is based on banking there.  Take a little drive down Tumon Bay and you'll know what I mean.

I'll let you know right now, Wood--you know not of what you speak.  Banking industry in Guam?  You're fuller of shit than a Christmas goose.  In the Guam economy, tourism is number one, the military is number two.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Woodhick on April 04, 2010, 12:13:35 PM
All I have seen from your post on this forum is to argue with what ever anyone else p[ost and you twist it to your faover like a true liberal does. so what you say means nadda to me. Have a great life argueing with someone else. LOL
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: NHSparky on April 04, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
Do people feel sorry for you for being such a douchebag, Wooddick?

ETA:  Show me a bank, with the possible exception of Bank of Guam, which is headquartered there.  Just out of curiosity, since you seem to know more about Guam than everyone here, why would more banks be headquartered there?  Or, is the more likely scenario that you just got caught talking out your ass and now you're in a corner because you can't back your shit up?

Let's try some of the more popular banks...

B of A?  Nope--Charlotte.
Wachovia?  Nope--Charlotte again.
Citigroup?  Damn.  NYC.
JP Morgan?  NYC too.
Wells Fargo?  Sorry, San Francisco.

Oh, you must mean all those little credit cards and stuff, right?  Nope--Delaware and South Dakota, predominantly.

That's okay, keep trying, scooter.  Seriously, if you're gonna accuse me of "arguing like a liberal", you best come armed with FACTS, otherwise you're the one looking like the liberal, all blather and puffing up of your chest.

Come correct, or have your head handed to you.  That's how I roll.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Woodhick on April 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
I now believe you to be exactly like a liberal. You attack the messenger instead of the message. Yep just like a immature true liberal. Name calling is one of a liberals tactics when they don't like what is being said. Look into the mirror and take a damn good hard look.
 YOU deserve an ignore and that is what you will get.

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Come correct, or have your head handed to you.  That's how I roll.
WOW I am suppose to be shakeing in my boots. LMAO people like you are so brave sitting at your keyboard typing threats to people you never met let alone  know. Yeah your a real big man. ROFLMAO.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: NHSparky on April 04, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
Dude--did I attack YOU to start?  No.  Only when you went to the "liberal" card did you raise my ire.

Get the panty wad out of your ass and answer my question.  And trust me, an ignore from an idiot is fine by me.  Not worth wasting my breath on ya'll.

Just admit you got caught trying to spew some bullshit and got called on it.  Nobody's perfect.
Title: Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Post by: Woodhick on April 04, 2010, 04:54:31 PM
I got caught at nothing. only in your mind. Yeah you correct, your not worth my time to even discuss any matters with. Go back to your buddies on the DU :tongue: