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Title: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2010, 03:41:24 PM: Let's hope sex rehab really works because Tiger Woods will face the ultimate temptation when he returns to The Master's Golf Tournament next week.

In a stroke of marketing genius, the good people over at Hooters have found a way to get some press by turning a golf tournament into a three-ringed circus, as the Augusta Hooters girls will be setting up camp within swinging distance of Woods' club. Yes, during the week-long event, there will be "Par 3â€³ bikini contests, putting and long drive events and other golf-themed competitions.

Woods recently said, "Although I'm returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life." With a hot bikini contest just down the street from where he'll be teeing off, it looks like he'll be working overtime to keep his putter in check during The Masters.

LINK (http://beat.bodoglife.com/entertainment/hooters-girls-to-tempt-tiger-woods-at-masters-golf-tournament-49059.html)
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 03:45:01 PM: Tiger will wear 2 condoms at the Masters. Just incase he gets a hole in one. :-)
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2010, 03:52:30 PM: Well played, Woodhick, well played!

:lmao:
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2010, 04:00:54 PM: How many strokes will it take to hit his way outta that trap?
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2010, 04:28:40 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2010, 04:00:54 PM
How many strokes will it take to hit his way outta that trap?

Depends on how big and deep it is--and whether any other golfer has used it first. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 31, 2010, 04:48:46 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2010, 03:41:24 PM
Let's hope sex rehab really works because Tiger Woods will face the ultimate temptation when he returns to The Master's Golf Tournament next week.

SO I guess Hooters has stopped pretending to be wholesome and harmless?
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2010, 07:10:20 PM: Quote from: FGL on March 31, 2010, 04:48:46 PM
SO I guess Hooters has stopped pretending to be wholesome and harmless?

Well, but all their future waitresses are future lawyers, doctors, and business tycoons.
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: Airwolf on April 01, 2010, 08:27:03 PM: This might explain why He's been fracking up so bad during the practices that he might not even make the cut.
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: littlelamb on April 01, 2010, 10:29:21 PM: Maybe because his driver is getting thrown at too many hoes I mean holes
Title: Re: Hooters Girls to Tempt Tiger Woods at Masters Golf Tournament
Post by: Woodhick on April 01, 2010, 10:30:25 PM: Tiger said he has 99 problems. 11 of those are bitches.