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Title: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: dandi on March 31, 2010, 09:29:30 AM
More evidence of the mindless personality cult.

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malaise  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 09:39 PM
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I've never seen a baby cry with Obama

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annabanana  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 09:42 PM
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2. He looks right at them and acknowledges their unique selves..
   
Not all adults do that. I don't think B*sh liked babies at all and it was mutual...

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MadMaddie  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 09:44 PM
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3. That is so true! I have never seen one either!
   
The babies seem at peace.

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HipChick  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 09:46 PM
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7. Babies know the essence of the soul handling them..

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BunkerHill24  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 09:48 PM
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10. Obama is natural, beloved human being, of course....not like last baby-killer we had in the WH

At least a couple of DUmmies have a sense of humor:

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cherokeeprogressive  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 09:48 PM
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9. I understand he can change diapers with nothing more than the power of his mind...
   
and he doesn't even have to remove the child's clothing, nor does he need a clean diaper. The power of his will makes the soiled diaper new again.

Nye Bevan  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 11:21 PM
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33. When He touches a Zune
   
it becomes an Ipod.

 :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8056176
   

   
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 31, 2010, 09:38:20 AM
Yes, and Obama sent the WH executive chef off to do charity work because his services were no longer required.

The birds bring Obama all the food he requires.
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Red October on March 31, 2010, 09:44:27 AM
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10. Obama is natural, beloved human being, of course....not like last baby-killer we had in the WH

Baby killer? 

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zu5xVd55_XI/R6Eq3eXW5II/AAAAAAAAAec/J1w0MHhZbFA/s320/V-EN-880.png)
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Red October on March 31, 2010, 09:50:26 AM
Bush is a baby killer, but babies "know the essence of the soul holding them" when Obama's around.  :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: Unfortunately, they don't know the essence of his policies. 

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2521/4080006633_0be9ea0e0d.jpg)
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Karin on March 31, 2010, 10:32:05 AM
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Nye Bevan (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-30-10 09:50 PM
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12. On the contrary.
 He calms crying babies. He heals the sick, and cures the lame. 
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Bucky  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-30-10 09:53 PM
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14. Bet he couldn't cure this lame thread

After which a bunch of squabbling and fussing from the women "why are you trying to piss on our thread??!!  It's a sweet thread!!"  Go over and read only if you have a strong stomach. 
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2010, 10:34:06 AM
Bush is a baby killer, but babies "know the essence of the soul holding them" when Obama's around.  :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: Unfortunately, they don't know the essence of his policies.

However, 0bama approves of killing babies.  I bet they're all just scared of him and are happy to be alive, so they play nice when he stops by.
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Chris on March 31, 2010, 10:41:53 AM
I'm sure Barry approves of it as long as it's done by a federally-funded Planned Parenthood clinic.
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 31, 2010, 11:05:02 AM
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Nye Bevan (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-30-10 09:50 PM
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12. On the contrary.
 He calms crying babies. He heals the sick, and cures the lame.
 

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Bucky  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-30-10 09:53 PM
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14. Bet he couldn't cure this lame thread


We havz ah winnah!
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: littlelamb on March 31, 2010, 09:01:23 PM
I sure wouldn't trust my babies in his arms but hey thats just me
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Carl on March 31, 2010, 09:11:35 PM
To repeat a cliche...

"There is just so much wrong with all of that"  :mental:
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: kenth on March 31, 2010, 09:38:55 PM
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21. Me neither, President Obama is really great with babies. Loved those
   
pics with him and little Obama in Iowa. During the primaries, some people were passing their babies above the crowd (crowd surfing) so that he could hold them ... and the babies were smiling.

Only a crowd of democrats would send their infant off crowd surfing, not knowing if the child would ever make it back, be hurt, stolen, etc. Only a dummie would not see anything wrong with it and post/brag about it.
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Karin on April 01, 2010, 08:05:16 AM
kenth, I completely blew past that one the first time around, I was so busy.  If this truly happened, a)  the babies were not smiling as being crowd-surfed, they were most certainly shrieking in terror; and b) the despicable parents should have their children siezed to be reared by more suitable people.  

I'm serious.  If parents here leave their kids in the car while they go into the store, they get arrested and the kids are taken away.  

ETA:  Nobody ever reacted to this in that thread.  Also, Akbachus has Che as her avatar.  Execrable. 
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2010, 09:00:09 AM
An Obama adoration thread that's too barf-o-rific for even a bunch of DUmmies to handle.  Amazing.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: TheSarge on April 01, 2010, 09:22:49 AM
Baby killer? 


He isn't making reference to the millions of babies killed via abortion in this country. When they talk about Bush being a baby killer...it's in the same manner that they refere to those of in uniform by the same term.
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: Red October on April 01, 2010, 09:35:25 AM
He isn't making reference to the millions of babies killed via abortion in this country. When they talk about Bush being a baby killer...it's in the same manner that they refere to those of in uniform by the same term.

Oh, I understood what they were saying... it's just the blatant hypocracy of it never ceases to amaze me.  It's kinda like hearing Ted Bundy scolding you to respect your girlfriend. 
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: DefiantSix on April 01, 2010, 07:45:35 PM
However, 0bama approves of killing babies.  I bet they're all just scared of him and are happy to be alive, so they play nice when he stops by.

Kinda like baby chicks in a stare-down with a python.
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: littlelamb on April 01, 2010, 10:12:53 PM
I would love to see how much Obama loves those babies when one vomits on his suit :puke:
Title: Re: "Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Post by: delilahmused on April 02, 2010, 10:13:01 AM
That's not peacefulness, it's sheer terror given his stance on post-birth abortion.

Cindie