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Title: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: bijou on March 30, 2010, 04:02:17 PM: Quote
A 52-year-old Port St. Lucie man is accused of pouring a cup of urine on the head of his disabled father, according to the Port St. Lucie Police Department arrest affidavit.

Steven Andrew Plank of the 100 block of Southwest Starfish Avenue was arrested Saturday afternoon and charged with felony battery and felony battery on a person at least 65 years old.

Plank came into the kitchen and yelled at his father for using the stove to cook potatoes in a pot of water, according to the affidavit. ...
Floriduh (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2010/mar/28/port-st-lucie-man-arrested-after-allegedly-pouring/)

I'll bet dad was pissed about that.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 30, 2010, 04:22:21 PM: Bijou, I knew as soon as I saw your name and a Florida town name in the subject that this was going to be bizarre.

:-)
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: bijou on March 30, 2010, 04:26:15 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 30, 2010, 04:22:21 PM
Bijou, I knew as soon as I saw your name and a Florida town name in the subject that this was going to be bizarre.

:-)
The very name Port St Lucie is a mark of a certain quality in odd news.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: IassaFTots on March 30, 2010, 04:29:06 PM: Quote from: bijou on March 30, 2010, 04:02:17 PM
Floriduh (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2010/mar/28/port-st-lucie-man-arrested-after-allegedly-pouring/)

I'll bet dad was pissed about that.

Too easy that one ^. You don't have to be a wiz kid to get that pun. :-)

Seriously, was the old man supposed to cook the potatoes in urine, as opposed to water?
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: Mike220 on March 30, 2010, 04:29:28 PM: I really have to wonder what's in the water in Floriduh at this point. Glad I was there only for a month and stuck to beer or bottled water.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: bijou on March 30, 2010, 04:42:57 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on March 30, 2010, 04:29:06 PM
Too easy that one ^. You don't have to be a wiz kid to get that pun. :-)

Seriously, was the old man supposed to cook the potatoes in urine, as opposed to water?
Don't eat the yellow potatoes. :-)
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: IassaFTots on March 30, 2010, 04:46:12 PM: Quote from: bijou on March 30, 2010, 04:42:57 PM
Don't eat the yellow potatoes. :-)

Urine a world of hurt if you think that was funny. :-)
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: bijou on March 30, 2010, 04:50:19 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on March 30, 2010, 04:46:12 PM
Urine a world of hurt if you think that was funny. :-)
Just my stream of consciousness working overtime.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: thundley4 on March 30, 2010, 05:03:44 PM: All kidneying aside, urine is supposed to be sterile.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: Chris on March 30, 2010, 05:05:10 PM: It is until it exits the body, then it picks up all sorts of 'friends' on the way out.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 30, 2010, 06:56:52 PM: Boy, was he pissed. :-)
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: NHSparky on March 30, 2010, 07:52:42 PM: Sounds like the son was a bit of a yeller.

And FPL wonders why they have such a hard time getting people to work at St. Lucie.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 30, 2010, 07:53:56 PM: sounds like the dad is a bit of a peon.
Title: Re: Port St. Lucie man arrested after allegedly pouring urine on father
Post by: IassaFTots on March 30, 2010, 07:56:50 PM: Quote from: Hawkgirl on March 30, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
sounds like the dad is a bit of a peon.

Damn! I was thinking about how to throw that one in there.....guess I just pissed it away.